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Narcotics
- Thread starter mika
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I don't even so much as have the slightest sip of alcohol, even though our house is filled with enough booze to make an Irishmen stagger, don't even so much as pop a pill, prescripted or otherwise, even though the medicine cabinet in my parent's bathroom is like a fully equipped pharmacy, don't even so much take a toke, snort, swallow, or shoot, even though I've got friends, close friends, who are committed users and abusers, man.
Forgive me for being a pussy, bros. I mean, I call it being in control. I've got this neurosis about always being in control of my elements and not compromising it in anyway. It just truly terrifies me, man.
btw, I have tried weed, when I was like 14-15, and it really did nothing for me. It was probably just some weak ****, but while my buddy was completely over-exaggerating his high and falling all over the place touching his cousin inappropriately, I was just left dumbfounded thinking that something was wrong with me, you know? Cigarettes and booze aswell, they both just simply revolted me, man, you know? I was like "Eww, **** this ****! Just give me my grapefruit juice and protein shake and I'm as content as a King!
Forgive me for being a pussy, bros. I mean, I call it being in control. I've got this neurosis about always being in control of my elements and not compromising it in anyway. It just truly terrifies me, man.
btw, I have tried weed, when I was like 14-15, and it really did nothing for me. It was probably just some weak ****, but while my buddy was completely over-exaggerating his high and falling all over the place touching his cousin inappropriately, I was just left dumbfounded thinking that something was wrong with me, you know? Cigarettes and booze aswell, they both just simply revolted me, man, you know? I was like "Eww, **** this ****! Just give me my grapefruit juice and protein shake and I'm as content as a King!
CarlosDanger
Starting XI
Well Yoss....
I had a friend like you once....he was a top level amateur tennis player from Argentina.
Hadn't touched anything in his life. Then he went to work with us at the resort in Mexico.....
Parties, booze, women, drugs, dancing, beach, surfing.......pretty much everything you could want out of a job.
He lasted pretty long...maybe 8 months....but then...wow.
I had a friend like you once....he was a top level amateur tennis player from Argentina.
Hadn't touched anything in his life. Then he went to work with us at the resort in Mexico.....
Parties, booze, women, drugs, dancing, beach, surfing.......pretty much everything you could want out of a job.
He lasted pretty long...maybe 8 months....but then...wow.
hurhurhur.......yeah, I here yah, bro. I'm not a tightly wound, straight edged deathly serious person, you know? I'm about as chilled and relaxed as a person can be without toking or taking some pill. I don't condemn and annoy my bros about their choices, or nothing either, you know? Just don't thrust it on me, or beg me to try this and that and the other.
CarlosDanger
Starting XI
He wasn't either....I guess he just had never been into it due to all the focus on fitness and tennis etc.
Then he got curious and he found he enjoyed it......
Then he got curious and he found he enjoyed it......
dude, have you not seen South Park?CarlosDanger said:Reading your posts is worse.
Mika....if you use drugs while you are pregnant, then yes.
I haven't seen any problems with drugs and my daughter is perfect so far *knock on wood*
Super skunk must be some made-up version of good weed. Skunk is a term for weed.
The best weed in the world comes from British Columbia, Canada
But honestly, I do think drugs are bad. I don't mind if people want to do them, that I respect, but I would never do drugs. I live in Oslo which is VERY bad when it comes to drugs. Everyday when I walk down the streets I see the effects of it and I don't like it.
CarlosDanger
Starting XI
Drugs are good!
There are times when you get suckered in..
By Drugs and Alcohol, and sex with women, m’kay
But it’s when you do these things too much..
That you become an addict, and must get back in touch
You can do it, it’s all up to you, m’kay..
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don’t have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan, and very soon you will say..
It’s easy, m’kay!
Step one: instead of ‘ass’ say ‘buns’,
like ‘kiss my buns’, or ‘you’re a buns-hole!’
Step two: instead of ‘****’ say ‘poo’,
as in ‘bull poo, ‘poo head’ and ‘the poo is cold’
Step three: with ‘bitch’ drop the T,
cos ‘bich’ is Latin for Generousity
Step four, don’t say ‘****’ anymore,
cos ‘****’ is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word ‘m’kay’!
We can do it, it’s all up to us, m’kay! [m’kay!]
With a little plan we can change our lives today [you can change it today!]
We don’t have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan, and very soon you will say..
It’s easy, m’kay!
Step one: instead of ‘ass’ say ‘buns’,
like ‘kiss my buns’, or ‘you’re a buns-hole!’
Step two: instead of ‘****’ say ‘poo’,
as in ‘bull poo, ‘poo head’ and ‘the poo is cold’
Step three: with ‘bitch’ drop the T,
cos ‘bich’ is Latin for Generousity
Step four, don’t say ‘****’ anymore,
cos ‘****’ is the worst word that you can say..
‘****’ is the worst work that you can say..
We shouldn’t say ‘****’, no we shouldn’t say ‘****’
**** nooooo!
We don’t have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan, and very soon you will say..
It’s easy, m’kay! [it’s easy, m’kay]
It’s easy, m’kay! [it’s easy, m’kay]
It’s easy, m’kaaaaaaaaaaaay!
[kids start laughing]
..m’kay! ..m’kay ..m’kay!
By Drugs and Alcohol, and sex with women, m’kay
But it’s when you do these things too much..
That you become an addict, and must get back in touch
You can do it, it’s all up to you, m’kay..
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don’t have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan, and very soon you will say..
It’s easy, m’kay!
Step one: instead of ‘ass’ say ‘buns’,
like ‘kiss my buns’, or ‘you’re a buns-hole!’
Step two: instead of ‘****’ say ‘poo’,
as in ‘bull poo, ‘poo head’ and ‘the poo is cold’
Step three: with ‘bitch’ drop the T,
cos ‘bich’ is Latin for Generousity
Step four, don’t say ‘****’ anymore,
cos ‘****’ is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word ‘m’kay’!
We can do it, it’s all up to us, m’kay! [m’kay!]
With a little plan we can change our lives today [you can change it today!]
We don’t have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan, and very soon you will say..
It’s easy, m’kay!
Step one: instead of ‘ass’ say ‘buns’,
like ‘kiss my buns’, or ‘you’re a buns-hole!’
Step two: instead of ‘****’ say ‘poo’,
as in ‘bull poo, ‘poo head’ and ‘the poo is cold’
Step three: with ‘bitch’ drop the T,
cos ‘bich’ is Latin for Generousity
Step four, don’t say ‘****’ anymore,
cos ‘****’ is the worst word that you can say..
‘****’ is the worst work that you can say..
We shouldn’t say ‘****’, no we shouldn’t say ‘****’
**** nooooo!
We don’t have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan, and very soon you will say..
It’s easy, m’kay! [it’s easy, m’kay]
It’s easy, m’kay! [it’s easy, m’kay]
It’s easy, m’kaaaaaaaaaaaay!
[kids start laughing]
..m’kay! ..m’kay ..m’kay!
Voltaic Borusse
Fan Favourite
Drugs are OK as long as you don't abuse them. I know it's easier said than done with certain drugs, but yeah. Being informed about what you're taking and how much you should take doesn't hurt, either. You've got to be smart about it.
CarlosDanger
Starting XI
Well mika....that's the thing, you just answered your own question.
I obviously prefer having sex with my wife, as otherwise I probably wouldn't be with her anymore as she disapproved of my coke use. (although she likes E)
Just remember, the high from love I think is still the best.
(damn that sounds really cheesey)
But the day you choose drugs over sex with someone you love is the day you need to quit drugs as they are screwing with your priorities...
EDIT
I just read up a bit...you're gonna do k?
That kind of drug scares me a bit I must admit. I'm much more a fan of the ones that take you up, rather than down. Or away from things...know what I mean...
I obviously prefer having sex with my wife, as otherwise I probably wouldn't be with her anymore as she disapproved of my coke use. (although she likes E)
Just remember, the high from love I think is still the best.
(damn that sounds really cheesey)
But the day you choose drugs over sex with someone you love is the day you need to quit drugs as they are screwing with your priorities...
EDIT
I just read up a bit...you're gonna do k?
That kind of drug scares me a bit I must admit. I'm much more a fan of the ones that take you up, rather than down. Or away from things...know what I mean...
CarlosDanger
Starting XI
Smart move 
mika said:
Stay the **** away from Ketamine or Special K, that is some mental stuff.
Little bit of info, K was used in the Falklands War as a painkiller for wounded British Soldiers, on par with Morphine. I think its still used as Horse Tranquiliser. Ketamine is bordering on the really dangerous stuff like Heroine and Crystal Meth.
Anyway, Weed is great, content with that only. I dropped a pill at Reading and immediatly regretted it, thankfully it was a dud. I HATE Hash, it so overated - it's basically what rich west london girls take when they want to rebel from their fu(king parents, its so minor its unbelievable. Thing is the comedown is usually longer than the high which irritates me.
I just finished some quality Skunk, really top notch stuff. I never mixed it with alot of alcohol because the first time i got it i invited a friend over to share it and he had had about 5 beers before, 1 joint and he's off to the toilet to puke. He made me stay up till ******* 4 in the morning helping him, really pissed me off.
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Sir Calumn
Guest
But he doesn't do drugs, he just smokes potRun DMB said:
