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Need Some Advice

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cheesegrater

Youth Team
Does wearing a full team kit - jersey, shorts, socks of a certain team while playing football make me a flamer? How should I dress to impress when I play football and how should I do my hair? Also, what kind of jewelry, earings, peircings, chains, etc. should I wear? Also what kind of celebrations should I do? I want to be a good footballer and go to a big club like Everton or Liverpool. Everton and Liverpool are my favorite football clubs, I love them both equally. Also what National Team should I support? I can't really decide.
 
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$teauA

Superstar
Alright here's my advice. You will receive the best props if you wear a Liverpool shirt and Everton shorts. You should definitely wear some kind of real shiny bling maybe one of those chains that have the spinners on em' yeah that'll work and make sure you have a pinky ring as well with a very fat diamont on it. Alright make sure to update me on your situation, I'm very curious to see how it goes :).
 
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cheesegrater

Youth Team
Thanks man! That got me an idea, when I score a goal I will kiss the ring on my pinky, run by the stands, and point the right into the stands while running. Should I have my pinky out-stretched or keep a regular fist?

I think I might also wear old style short trousers.
 
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$teauA

Superstar
Originally posted by cheesegrater
Thanks man! That got me an idea, when I score a goal I will kiss the ring on my pinky, run by the stands, and point the right into the stands while running. Should I have my pinky out-stretched or keep a regular fist?
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Oh, definitely outstreched.
 
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$teauA

Superstar
I say you need to get the Ronaldo cut from the World Cup in 2002. That is extremely popular in soccer/football nowadays.
 
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cheesegrater

Youth Team
Franca celebration was extremely complex. You need a celebration co-ordinator to do that.

I like the Ronaldo WC2002 hair but it doesn't work unless you have a gap between your front teeth.
 
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rony31

Team Captain
Originally posted by RoyIsALegend
ROFL

That made me crack up SO hard!
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same here :D hahahahaha


but really, what you should do after you score is run to the corner flag, kiss the ling on your pinky, then spin your spinner chain and do the robot

then when your done, run into the stands with your pants off and shove your crotch into the face of a senior citizen
 
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henry#14

Starting XI
Originally posted by rony31
same here :D hahahahaha


but really, what you should do after you score is run to the corner flag, kiss the ling on your pinky, then spin your spinner chain and do the robot

then when your done, run into the stands with your pants off and shove your crotch into the face of a senior citizen
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(H) :D
 
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cheesegrater

Youth Team
Originally posted by rony31
same here :D hahahahaha


but really, what you should do after you score is run to the corner flag, kiss the ling on your pinky, then spin your spinner chain and do the robot

then when your done, run into the stands with your pants off and shove your crotch into the face of a senior citizen
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Is that legal? I forgot about kicking corner flags, thats always awesome. I think I will do the crotch thingy with the pants on, I hope the senior citizens don't bite though.
 
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BayernBoz

Senior Squad
Originally posted by rony31
same here :D hahahahaha


but really, what you should do after you score is run to the corner flag, kiss the ling on your pinky, then spin your spinner chain and do the robot

then when your done, run into the stands with your pants off and shove your crotch into the face of a senior citizen
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:rofl:

just hope there's no senior citizens browsing this forum.:o
 
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$teauA

Superstar
Originally posted by cheesegrater
I like the Ronaldo WC2002 hair but it doesn't work unless you have a gap between your front teeth.
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Then get one dammit :kader:

ps: rony stop spreading your ideas to the rest of the world :(.
 
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