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New Pope's Car on EBay

I don't have a link but I heard it on the radio today, Pope Benedict's XVI's old car is on ebay, it started at 10,000 and is now selling at $1.5 million on the german ebay.
 


Sorry, I couldn't resist. (H) :(
 

bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
mannyb28 said:
I thought it was the PopeMobile :(
The Pope flew into Dublin on a big Italian plane,
Collecting for the chapels and the Vatican,
The Nuns had plastic buckets and the Priests had empty tins,
And the Catholics had to stand and put their giro money in!
Out there, boys with candles and plastic rosary beads,
And drank so much Communion wine they all went aff their heids,
The Pope said "Thanks my children for giving me your dough!"
But all the time we were there, the boys of Sandy Row!

We Hijacked the Popemobile, painted it red white and blue,
We took it up to Derry's walls and the Shankill too,
We took it to Sandy Row to see King Billy on his horse,
Where he knelt and kissed King Billy's feet, and the horse's arse!

Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
And we sent him back to Rome!

Arriving back in Italy, he complained of feeling poor,
So they sent for a Doctor, to try and find a cure,
He quickly found the problem and the cure was diagnosed;
He had to have his nookie or become the Holy Ghost!
As he lay on a single bed, his Cardinals did explain,
"You've got to get your end away, the smoke will rise again!"
"I'll do it" said the Papa, "in fact I'm thrilled to bits,
But she must be blind, deaf and dumb with a great big pair of tits!"

We Hijacked the Popemobile, sprayed it red white and blue,
We took it up to Derry's walls and the Shankill too,
We took it to Sandy Row to see King Billy on his horse,
Where he knelt and kissed King Billy's feet, and the horse's arse!

Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
And we sent him back to Rome!

Now the bird she was a cracker, of that there was nae doobts,
Black stockings and suspenders, and kinky leather boots *whistle*
But he couldnae get a hard-on, in fact he felt a fool,
Which proves if you don't play the game, don't make the bloody rules!

Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
And we sent him back to Rome!

Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!
And we sent him back to Rome!
 

Shindig

Fan Favourite
What would you do with an army of popes? I mean, all they'd do is frown upon your use of contraception and your tendency to admire the works of Rammstein.
 

Joe Star

Starting XI
Horatiu said:
I'd buy the car, find pope DNA, and clone myself an army of popes

Yeah & they'll probably kill themselves the moment they realize that they're an abberation of science (H)
 

shokz

The Red Devil
-Vince- said:
That was dumb British humor.
Im the hard rhymer, the track attacker, the mic enforcer, the chicks checker! I'm bigger and bolder and rougher and tougher, in other words sucker there is no other. I'm bigger and bolder and rougher and tougher, in other words sucker i've got no brother. Bring the break. Lakierski materialski.
 

Vagegast

Banned for Life [He likes P. Diddy]
shokz said:
Im the hard rhymer, the track attacker, the mic enforcer, the chicks checker. I'm bigger and bolder and rougher and tougher, in other words sucker there is no other. I'm bigger and bolder and rougher and tougher, in other words sucker i've got no brother. Bring the break. Lakierski materialski.
Candyman - the dope jam, Ice - the mad rhymer, the pitch shifter, the quick trigger! I'm bigger and bolder and rougher and tougher, in other words sucker there is no other. I'm bigger and bolder and rougher and tougher, in other words sucker i've got no brother. Heiligeili!!!
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Wow, things like this might give the impression that the catholic church cares more about extorting money than helping its followers :rolleyes:
 

Sepp2in1

Youth Team
Sir Didier*CFC said:
Wow, things like this might give the impression that the catholic church cares more about extorting money than helping its followers :rolleyes:


the church doesn´t sell this car....

ratzinger selled that car years ago to someone and now this someone saw in his car registration document, that he owns a car that was ratzinger´s years ago..
and because this someone is not stupid he sells his car to stupid people via ebay
 


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