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OT: read if youre bored.... the Henry jersey inncodent

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EqFreak

Club Supporter
Hi.
I live in the states n i am 33.
I went to the local mall to check on x box games that were used..just killing time...
I was wearing my Arsenal jersey heh....
kid yells: 'Henry! Hey Henry dude stop!...' (kid is prolly 20,21 years old maybe younger...didnt ask)
i say: 'hey what up'
kid:"Man, that's a tight assed jersey you wearing... where you get it from? Your name Henry?'
me:'Haha i wish.'
kid: 'hehe who is he?'
Me: He's a striker for Arsenal...'
kid: '..... um... what?'
me: 'He plays soccer for an English team in a league. He is French born and drops my jaw from the goals i've seen from him..'
kid: 'ahh soccer player huh... he any good?'
me: "He's the Michael Jordan of soccer dude! period.'
kid: ' bullshyt man, no way - MJ was the shiz..'
me: 'no doubt dude, but Henry is the shiz in soccer...'
me: 'hey- you know what true hardcore Henry fans refer to him as?'
kid: 'no idea mang... tell me..'
me: 'God.....Dude i am not bsing you either.... (his little cutie girl friends were laughing at him saying i am bsing him)
kid: 'no shyt? daaaaaamn i gotta see about this Henry guy... he on the internet?'
me: 'yes you can find short videos of him doing his thing...oh and dude there are sooooo damn MANY skilled soccer players overseas as well as US, but they show soccer's 'passion' far deeper then the USA.'
kid: 'aight thanks yo for the info dude.'
me: ' see you... wrap it before you slap it man! haha.'( he had 3 fine azzed chicks w/ him the whole time- i had to say it.. now i bet he dun get any :P)
 
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Run DMB

MVP
 
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Run DMB

MVP
That reminds me of when I was in the mall and I was wearing my Fulham jersey with 'McBride' on the back. This one dude asked me if I was Irish so I said 'No motherf*cka!' and I bust a cap in his ass.
 
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EqFreak

Club Supporter
LOL.

You guys read the whole thing???
LMAO.
I know your i.q. now dropped from zero to negative 5.



Haha you are bored!


pssst i dont smoke crack, but ask yer mom about pole smoking... she knows!
 
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rhizome17

Fan Favourite
Originally posted by Run DMB
That reminds me of when I was in the mall and I was wearing my Fulham jersey with 'McBride' on the back. This one dude asked me if I was Irish so I said 'No motherf*cka!' and I bust a cap in his ass.
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haha that made me laugh :p (Y)
 
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RUSI

El Merengue Argentino
Re: OT: read if youre bored.... the Henry jersey inncodent

Originally posted by EqFreak
me: ' see you... wrap it before you slap it man! haha.'( he had 3 fine azzed chicks w/ him the whole time- i had to say it.. now i bet he dun get any :P)
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that's gay.

anyways, great story man. :|(Y)
 
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Mikey

Guest
sh*t son. What gave you the motivation to post this?

(the worst part is that i bet the actual 'riveting' convo never even happend):confused:
 
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Vagegast

Banned for Life [He likes P. Diddy]
Man, this reminded me of another time I wasted my time.



Really, do you have any friends? :confused:
 
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EqFreak

Club Supporter
Lock it please

Wow, he's done it again.
Yes i am 33, but the first post was not the real 'EQFreak' at the kb, it was my younger brother.
This is not the first time he has done this on the internet to me, and it is my fault for not logging out.
I checked on a reply i made about making a trip to Holland, and went outside to work on my car. He gets his jollies by starting threads like this, then getting people to react,then try to get me banned. He has succeded once.
Just lock it guys,delete it i am VERY sorry this was even posted.
Truth be known, i don't even own a Arsenal jersey.
Sorry your time was wasted.
The Real Eq Freak
 
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Mikey

Guest
i could say a lot of things.... but i wont.

(on ur younger brothers part, thats the gayest prank ive ever heard)
 
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mega montana

Starting XI
Re: Lock it please

Originally posted by EqFreak
Wow, he's done it again.
Yes i am 33, but the first post was not the real 'EQFreak' at the kb, it was my younger brother.
This is not the first time he has done this on the internet to me, and it is my fault for not logging out.
I checked on a reply i made about making a trip to Holland, and went outside to work on my car. He gets his jollies by starting threads like this, then getting people to react,then try to get me banned. He has succeded once.
Just lock it guys,delete it i am VERY sorry this was even posted.
Truth be known, i don't even own a Arsenal jersey.
Sorry your time was wasted.
The Real Eq Freak
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well delete the first post then:f***:
 
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