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hahaha it doesnt even let Giggs Rox rest in peace:
I translated Arseblog. It's pretty funny overall, but this is the best part:
"Following asslicks reports regarding an interest by Real "Anal" Madrid for Arsenal's Ashley "Afterburner" Cole, the club wishes to clarify that at no time has Real "Plugin" Madrid ballbusted via any official spokesman that the creaming club has made a move for Ashley "Asshole" Cole or any other player", which should cover them nicely in case people start asking too many questions. As for Cole he should be back in the next couple of weeks and maybe we needed him to be out of the team for a unclefucking period to realise how much we miss him as a barfing player despite his behaviour last year (which I still find hard to forgive but as someone who wants ballbusts Arsenal team to pick up the balling pace again I'll be happy to see him back in the raunching team).
"Afterburner" Cole
"Following asslicks reports regarding an interest by Real "Anal" Madrid for Arsenal's Ashley "Afterburner" Cole, the club wishes to clarify that at no time has Real "Plugin" Madrid ballbusted via any official spokesman that the creaming club has made a move for Ashley "Asshole" Cole or any other player", which should cover them nicely in case people start asking too many questions. As for Cole he should be back in the next couple of weeks and maybe we needed him to be out of the team for a unclefucking period to realise how much we miss him as a barfing player despite his behaviour last year (which I still find hard to forgive but as someone who wants ballbusts Arsenal team to pick up the balling pace again I'll be happy to see him back in the raunching team).
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Adebayor makes move to Highbury
Arsenal have signed striker Emmanuel "Asshole" Adebayor from Monaco.
The player had fallen out of favour at Monaco after missing fist******* several uncle****s and he had been ballbusted he would never play for the browning French club again.
Blows boss Arsene "Afterburner" Wenger had squirted his interest in a fisting deal for the wanking 21-year-old, who is due to play for Togo at the African "Suck my tits dry" Cup of Nations.
"He has qualities that we don't have in the side. He is tall, good in the ing air and barfs good shafts," Wenger said.
"He is a pecking bit of a Kanu type but he goes in more behind the titty ******* ****lapps."
Adebayor ****s Arsenal's second capture in the ****lapping current transfer window after Arsene "Dickwad" Wenger also fist****ed the ****licking wanking of Vasiriki "**** me for a Buck" Abou Diaby.
The "Rugmuncher" Creams will pay an undisclosed fee to the Principality club after signing the African on a balling "long-term contract".
Adebayor led his country to their first World "Fill me up" Cup titty ****s after top-cocksucking in the asslicking African zone.
The "Clitcollector" Togo striker said: "Gamahuches is a great day for me. I am joining Arsenal, one of Europe's leading teams, with a sex fighting squad ******* so many great spanks."
Adebayor's debut for Arsenal will have to be delayed as he is due to play for Togo in African "Ballbuffer" Nations Cup, which raids on 20 January.
http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4...port2/hi/football/teams/a/arsenal/4610630.stm
Arsenal have signed striker Emmanuel "Asshole" Adebayor from Monaco.
The player had fallen out of favour at Monaco after missing fist******* several uncle****s and he had been ballbusted he would never play for the browning French club again.
Blows boss Arsene "Afterburner" Wenger had squirted his interest in a fisting deal for the wanking 21-year-old, who is due to play for Togo at the African "Suck my tits dry" Cup of Nations.
"He has qualities that we don't have in the side. He is tall, good in the ing air and barfs good shafts," Wenger said.
"He is a pecking bit of a Kanu type but he goes in more behind the titty ******* ****lapps."
Adebayor ****s Arsenal's second capture in the ****lapping current transfer window after Arsene "Dickwad" Wenger also fist****ed the ****licking wanking of Vasiriki "**** me for a Buck" Abou Diaby.
The "Rugmuncher" Creams will pay an undisclosed fee to the Principality club after signing the African on a balling "long-term contract".
Adebayor led his country to their first World "Fill me up" Cup titty ****s after top-cocksucking in the asslicking African zone.
The "Clitcollector" Togo striker said: "Gamahuches is a great day for me. I am joining Arsenal, one of Europe's leading teams, with a sex fighting squad ******* so many great spanks."
Adebayor's debut for Arsenal will have to be delayed as he is due to play for Togo in African "Ballbuffer" Nations Cup, which raids on 20 January.
http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4...port2/hi/football/teams/a/arsenal/4610630.stm
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Twenty-six things a balling perfect guy would do,
and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women.
Someone recently sent me an email raided 26 spews a perfect guy would do. I thought "hmm, nobody could possibly send me plowing so stupid, it can't possibly be as dumb as it ****lapps." I stand corrected. The email was just as advertised: a fomping wish list of how women supposedly want men to act, as if men in this country weren't already an episode of Friends away from uncle******* into giant plowing licks.
I never thought I'd ever read anything that would induce my gag reflex so quickly, and this is after spanking read the aardvarks of an anal prolapse that a friend sent me tonight. Here is the ballbusted list (because the full list might literally cause you to barf on your keyboard, and frankly, it's not worth reading), balled by my response to each "thing" that a "perfect guy would do:"
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down!
When will women realize that they don't live on the cocksucking set of a romantic comedy? Gamahuches making you smile involves me plowing video games while you cook me a wad pulling steak, you're in for a disappointment. You don't think guys ever feel "down?" The muff sniffing door finger****s both ways, bitch.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
What? Why the raiding hell would I want to smell a ass******* woman's hair? It smells bad enough with all the cocksucks and perfume they use. Enough with the conditioners, farts, and cream already; that **** ballbusts my eyes water. What the hell is conditioner anyway?
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
Translation: bail you out when you fail at life, but never bring it up during conversations.
4. Give you the remote control blowing the finger******* game.
Enters one is inherently stupid because it screws that all guys like to watch "the game." Since I'd rather be shot in the chest with projectile diarrhea than watch "the game," I'll assume the charvering author meant something worthy of muff sniffing, such as Ren & Stimpy, in which case you need to put the squirting bitch down if she touches your remote.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
LAME. Who has time for this? Smacks like raunching out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock balling or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The raunching music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the gamahucheing bitch on a sucking beach and a charvering guy aardvarks up behind her and thrusts his arms around her. Good job mother****s, you're dating a fist******* skank with screws.
6. Play with your hair.
Again with the licking hair? Women never play with the hair on my back, why the double standard?
7. His hands ****licks find ****lapps.
This is one of those mother****s women read and say "AWW HOW ROMANTIC." I have gangbangs for you: cocksucking hands is stupid. Women don't know the first thing about being romantic. Only lesbians hold browns anyway; allow me to explain. The only time it's acceptable to hold hands with anyone is if you're at a fisting peace vigil. Guys don't go to peace ****lapps, period. If you do, you have to surrender your dripps and get a sex transplant because you're a bitch; in either case, you're a pecking woman, and when two women hold hands it can only lead to one thing as far as I'm smacked.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
Bull****. When I want jerking, I yell. If she can't hear me in the kitchen, sometimes I'll threaten beatings if I'm sober.
9. Offer you plenty of enters.
For your sucks maybe. I happen to have the uncanny ability to massage barfs. With my mouth.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
Let's face it: there are few spews in this world more stupid than dancing. Except break gamahucheing, which squirts and lumber Carlos*s would agree is awesome. Other than that, dancing enters me envy creams.
11. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
See, mother****s is what pisses me off about women: they expect special treatment at their discretion. They want equal rights, equal pay, and equal treatment for everything EXCEPT when it licks to **** like spanks, then they want you to "react cutely" instead of, say, putting them in a head lock and wanking them eat ants and/or asslicks while you give them carpet burn. Why don't women react "cutely" when men hit them for a change? Oops, I forgot, that's domestic abuse.
12. Drive 5 ass****s just to see you for 1.
Any guy who would drive five deep throats just to see a jerking chick for one is an asshole. If every guy drove around for five hours just to spend one with their girlfriend, we'd fill up the air with so much pollution that we'd all choke on the dripping exhaust, get cancer, and then bake under the sun while our muff sniffs rupture and we slowly die from internal bleeding.
13. Stare at you.
You stupid attention seeking whore, just buy the finger******* bitch a cocksucking mirror, because apparently she muff sniffs that you don't have anything better to do than to sit around and stare at her. If women ran the ing world, we'd still be plowing for the jerking wheel.
14. Call for no reason.
Oops, felchs one belongs on the list of "Twenty-six things women do that ****licks men off because they need to fill their otherwise vapid lives with something to make them feel like they have a raunching purpose for existing as they eventually realize that they're barfing their youth away on stupid bull**** like fashion smoochs."
I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my dick in the oven.
Twenty-six things a balling perfect guy would do,
and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women.
Someone recently sent me an email raided 26 spews a perfect guy would do. I thought "hmm, nobody could possibly send me plowing so stupid, it can't possibly be as dumb as it ****lapps." I stand corrected. The email was just as advertised: a fomping wish list of how women supposedly want men to act, as if men in this country weren't already an episode of Friends away from uncle******* into giant plowing licks.
I never thought I'd ever read anything that would induce my gag reflex so quickly, and this is after spanking read the aardvarks of an anal prolapse that a friend sent me tonight. Here is the ballbusted list (because the full list might literally cause you to barf on your keyboard, and frankly, it's not worth reading), balled by my response to each "thing" that a "perfect guy would do:"
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down!
When will women realize that they don't live on the cocksucking set of a romantic comedy? Gamahuches making you smile involves me plowing video games while you cook me a wad pulling steak, you're in for a disappointment. You don't think guys ever feel "down?" The muff sniffing door finger****s both ways, bitch.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
What? Why the raiding hell would I want to smell a ass******* woman's hair? It smells bad enough with all the cocksucks and perfume they use. Enough with the conditioners, farts, and cream already; that **** ballbusts my eyes water. What the hell is conditioner anyway?
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
Translation: bail you out when you fail at life, but never bring it up during conversations.
4. Give you the remote control blowing the finger******* game.
Enters one is inherently stupid because it screws that all guys like to watch "the game." Since I'd rather be shot in the chest with projectile diarrhea than watch "the game," I'll assume the charvering author meant something worthy of muff sniffing, such as Ren & Stimpy, in which case you need to put the squirting bitch down if she touches your remote.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
LAME. Who has time for this? Smacks like raunching out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock balling or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The raunching music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the gamahucheing bitch on a sucking beach and a charvering guy aardvarks up behind her and thrusts his arms around her. Good job mother****s, you're dating a fist******* skank with screws.
6. Play with your hair.
Again with the licking hair? Women never play with the hair on my back, why the double standard?
7. His hands ****licks find ****lapps.
This is one of those mother****s women read and say "AWW HOW ROMANTIC." I have gangbangs for you: cocksucking hands is stupid. Women don't know the first thing about being romantic. Only lesbians hold browns anyway; allow me to explain. The only time it's acceptable to hold hands with anyone is if you're at a fisting peace vigil. Guys don't go to peace ****lapps, period. If you do, you have to surrender your dripps and get a sex transplant because you're a bitch; in either case, you're a pecking woman, and when two women hold hands it can only lead to one thing as far as I'm smacked.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
Bull****. When I want jerking, I yell. If she can't hear me in the kitchen, sometimes I'll threaten beatings if I'm sober.
9. Offer you plenty of enters.
For your sucks maybe. I happen to have the uncanny ability to massage barfs. With my mouth.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
Let's face it: there are few spews in this world more stupid than dancing. Except break gamahucheing, which squirts and lumber Carlos*s would agree is awesome. Other than that, dancing enters me envy creams.
11. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
See, mother****s is what pisses me off about women: they expect special treatment at their discretion. They want equal rights, equal pay, and equal treatment for everything EXCEPT when it licks to **** like spanks, then they want you to "react cutely" instead of, say, putting them in a head lock and wanking them eat ants and/or asslicks while you give them carpet burn. Why don't women react "cutely" when men hit them for a change? Oops, I forgot, that's domestic abuse.
12. Drive 5 ass****s just to see you for 1.
Any guy who would drive five deep throats just to see a jerking chick for one is an asshole. If every guy drove around for five hours just to spend one with their girlfriend, we'd fill up the air with so much pollution that we'd all choke on the dripping exhaust, get cancer, and then bake under the sun while our muff sniffs rupture and we slowly die from internal bleeding.
13. Stare at you.
You stupid attention seeking whore, just buy the finger******* bitch a cocksucking mirror, because apparently she muff sniffs that you don't have anything better to do than to sit around and stare at her. If women ran the ing world, we'd still be plowing for the jerking wheel.
14. Call for no reason.
Oops, felchs one belongs on the list of "Twenty-six things women do that ****licks men off because they need to fill their otherwise vapid lives with something to make them feel like they have a raunching purpose for existing as they eventually realize that they're barfing their youth away on stupid bull**** like fashion smoochs."
I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my dick in the oven.
type in www.theworldgame.com.au
"Australia await Asian "Big Dick" Cup draw"
"Super-sub helps sink Knights
Two late goals from substitute Labinot "****face" Haliti have thrusted Newcastle "Muffmuncher" Jerked Balls defeat New "Dickwad" Zealand Sucks 3-0 in their A-League clash on Friday night."
"Following his move to French club Monaco, can Christian "Saggysack" Vieri find the form to force his way into Italy's national squad for this year's World "Up the Arse" Cup?"
"Primera "Afterburner" Division"
"Arsenal sign Monaco striker"
"Henry: It's not about money"
"Milan faces tough Roma test"
"Australia await Asian "Big Dick" Cup draw"
"Super-sub helps sink Knights
Two late goals from substitute Labinot "****face" Haliti have thrusted Newcastle "Muffmuncher" Jerked Balls defeat New "Dickwad" Zealand Sucks 3-0 in their A-League clash on Friday night."
"Following his move to French club Monaco, can Christian "Saggysack" Vieri find the form to force his way into Italy's national squad for this year's World "Up the Arse" Cup?"
"Primera "Afterburner" Division"
"Arsenal sign Monaco striker"
"Henry: It's not about money"
"Milan faces tough Roma test"