pooing on foreign territory (sponsered by fc infesta)

[AberdeenFC]

you either hate it or love it man.

but what is your thoughts on pooing at work/school/college/shopping malls??

i did a poo today at work

 

[::shinji::]

I really hate takin' one at other people's houses, I always feel like I have to apologize afterwards or something :funny:

 

[Deutschland]

Yeah you have a point. Taking one at someone's house is just.. uncomfortable. I mean, all bathrooms have their little quirks - so you don't want to make too much noise, plus you're not in the comfort of your own bathroom.

 

[Virgo]

I really hate taking a dump anywhere not home.

That's my #1 reason to hate summer festivals. You gotta do it either in the woods or in a disgusting toilet which has been used by 10k ppl since the last time it was clean.

 

[::shinji::]

plus, there's always that fear you're gonna plug up the toilet and overflow it, then you're left to explain why you're standing there ankle deep in water n' turds!

 

[AberdeenFC]

oh man. i forgot about doin it at other peoples houses that savage especially if they have only got 1 toilet! although if its only your mate that is in then you have to go all out attack and make it memorable

 

[Klobb]

I would much rather take a dump in my house. I never touch the seat when I take one away from home, I lift the seat and hover. This makes the experience much easier as your not worried about contracting a sickness from the previous sh***ers bum, also this builds thigh muscles .

 

[::shinji::]

Going in Malls, Schools, etc around here isn't toooo bad though, Canada has some of the finest public sh!tter facilities in the world, I must say.. Personally speaking, I'd have to rank the washrooms at city hall in Kitchener, Ontario as probably the best in the world...nice marble floors, dim lighting, Mozart playing in the background...quite pleasant indeed.

 

[RUSI]

I like taking dumps in my friends houses as lonag as it is clean I just leave unflushed as a gift.


As for public places, f*ck that, I hate going to a gas station or McDonalds to take sh*t. I get the feeling that a cockroach or something will crawl into my ass.

 

[AberdeenFC]

i took a MASSIVE dump in london last month.

it was the biggest i had ever done and since it was england i just left it there

 

[Fernandez]

As much as I hate to say it, you guys should visit Singapore and its toilets. Thanks to the over-competitive attitude of our government, most of the public toilets are cleaner than your(and my) average toilet.

Still, I do my shitting at home than anywhere else so that there won't be perverts taking pics with their cells while I'm shitting.

 

[AberdeenFC]

whats with public toilets in america by the way. there is like atleast an inch gap between the door bit when its meant to be closed

 

[Rochester Rhino]

the toilet in our school doesn't even have a stall, all it has is like a 4 ft tall wall to sepearte the toilets. I've only known of 3 people who have ever taken a **** in there in my high school career.

I try to hold it in at all costs to get to my own house.

 

[IceBlu]

i feel VERY uncomfortable sh*tting anywhere else but home.

If i do have to go urgently at a friends / relatives place, i switch on the shower or something so that i can let loose without having to worry about the sounds.

at public places, the TP blows... I love my Charmin ultra

 

[Bobby]

at public places, the TP blows... I love my Charmin ultra

Too right, it's always that government issue sandpaper crap.

 

[AberdeenFC]

cant believe im the only fan of foreign territory poos

u have to do one in the bon accord centre bogs before u die make it ur mission they play music in there like the beach boys

 

[Joe Star]

I try to avoid taking a crap away from home.....unless it cant be helped

 

[AberdeenFC]

there is no avoiding it!

FREE THE BEAST!!

 

[Voltaic Borusse]

I only sh*t on foreign territory under extreme circumstances (i.e. not being able to hold my bowel movements long enough). Luckily at work, we have a one-person bathroom for customers, but I use it when I have to sh*t, because I like to do it in solitude. I can't have people and stuff breaking my concentration and all.

 

[Klobb]

Yeh, when people walk in in public bathrooms whilst im taking one, ill waite till they leave so they don't hear the sounds of me taking a bumper