President of SG

[AberdeenFC]

vote Gavin, cos everyone else is shít

like what i did there!?

 

[Ubik Valis]

A Belgian flag with a white cross? Almost as sh!t as the RLA

 

[AberdeenFC]

what an impolite man.

luckily i am here to represent the scots, english, irish, australian and americans of SG to make it a better place for us all where there are more threads like foreign poos and hitting women.

WE ARE SUPERIOR!!

 

[Ubik Valis]

Shameful, Gavin.....using your kid as poster-child for your communist RLA crap...shameful!

 

[Stotty]

:Bow: :Bow: Speefy.

In speefy's name.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Descended into American style politics already, I like it

Dragan has decided to speak for all the blacks, chinks and other dirty people on SG. His success now depends on whether the polls goes out before the ethnic minorities are too pissed to vote.

Gavin, could you PM me your manifesto?

 

[AberdeenFC]

no i cant be bothered

my party supports lazy people.

 

[Bobby]

Marlon Harewood Ultras (MHU)

Two alpacas, not one.

1. Danish men will now count as 2/3 of a human, Danish women will still count as an entire human.

++1A. Dragan counts as 1/2.

2. Gayness outlawed. No exceptions.

3. The RLA will be forced to clean up fecal matter at the Marine Sanctuary.

++3A. And lion shit at the zoo.

You should vote for me because all my opponents are pro gay marriage. They are not only racist but are explicitly fascist or neo-Nazi organizations.

Together we can keep racism where it belongs, in British schools.

Thank you.

 

[AberdeenFC]

my party represents "original" people and not those who steal llama's from others.

i think its obvious who should be president.

 

[Bobby]

Mine are Alpacas

 

[King]

Dragan has decided to speak for all the blacks

Did he? If yes than Gav is my next choice, i want britishers to rule us agian.

 

[Sir Calumn]

The DPCPC and Marlon Harewood Ultra's party manifestos have been officially launched! See other threads for details.

 

[Stotty]

Did he? If yes than Gav is my next choice, i want britishers to rule us agian.

Yes, you have made a good choice my buddhist friend. By supporting the campaign you recieve an official RLA goody bag, including an RLA pencil, colouring book, llama breeders directory, and many more handy implements.

 

[King]

Yes, you have made a good choice my buddhist friend. By supporing the campaign you recieve an official RLA goody bag, including an RLA pencil, colouring book, llama breeders directory, and many more handy implements.

1. Not a Buddhist
2. Don't need Relatively LowLevel Asslovers goodies.
Crap, do we have any more nominations for Presidentship? or thats it?

 

[AberdeenFC]

what? the RLA pencil is amazing... it comes up in blue, yellow and red when you write.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Like a chinaman that's been put in the freezer, thawed out then set on fire.

 

[PSVFOREVER]

So much good to choose from

 

[AberdeenFC]

The R.L.A - Where Every Hole's A Goal

Manifesto:

1. Scots, English, Irish, Americans and Aussies are the real people of this world and have to stand up and be counted along with most of the world against people like Dragan.

2. We are not so harsh on new members coming to SG. Many like a moan about how SG has lost its touch because its magic has gone. We believe this is because potential legends are chased away being called noobs and who knows... it might just be a young Gavin Chalmers waiting to burst onto the scene? The youth development programme needs looking into and its something I will look into!

3. We like to promote funny posts and exciting threads. The cheese on cracker post made as a raw 14 year old is what we are looking for in new SG members and it must be continued as you become a veteran livining the forum up with beating up women threads and pooing in other peoples toilets threads.

We arelooking to overthrow the idea of a democracy. Here at the Romanian Liberation Army we are Stern. Stern.... Stern but fair

 

[King]

Charity For The Nominees.
As you all can see that our nominees are running out of money, you all can donate a buck or two or even your old shirts, pants, underwears, bras etc.

 

[Sir Calumn]

king has already donated his anal virginity to the cause.