Question of the Week: Sexiest Footballer

[Sir Didier Drogba]

David Beckham still got it

That's very true. When I saw him play for PSG against Barcelona I think he is actually sexier now than ever before. Aged well.

 

[Sepak]

I'm very sapiosexual, I suppose that's why I find lampard so attractive

 

[Filipower]

Anyway, we all know Messi's going to win this.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I'm very sapiosexual, I suppose that's why I find lampard so attractive

Ha! I am a very shallow man, hence my appreciation for Llorente's torso. Also I imagine Llorente would be a very tender lover despite his muscular exterior.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Compared to strikers like Falcao and Cavani I find Gomez to be a bit 'meh' in the charisma category.

I think he's "exotic" because he is also Spanish, without being... for lack of a better word... poor looking. I think he looks like an international playboy while Falcao and Cavani just look like guys who grew up in slums.

I agree with Buffon, Marchisio and Llorente. Nesta and Totti back in the day. As a guy judging another man's sexiness it's always linked with talent and awe anyway.

No way on Buffon or Nesta, and Marchisio just looks like an average guy to me, but I'll definitely give you Totti. Totti could be a movie star.

I'll throw out a couple others: Jesus Navas, Benny Feilhaber, Olivier Giroud.

The consensus though, seems to be on tall and physical strikers.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

If we're talking suave, classy attractiveness then I have to throw Berbatov's name into the mix

 

[Juventino]

Imagine being in basic school with this suave little prick. Probably stealing your crushes and won't pass you the ball playing calcio because you suck.

Could only become a movie star in the silent era by the way. Guy can't talk to save his own life.

 

[Arnau]

I want to add Zanetti to my vote. He and Maldini are probably the all time winners.

Zannetti is almost 40 and looks exactly the same when he was 18. Scary.

 

[Arnau]

 

[Juventino]

Growing up in the late 90's all the girls were crazy about Dani... I think Zlatan will remember.

From his Wiki page:

"Dani is so good-looking I don't know whether to play him or fuck him" – Harry Redknapp, former West Ham manager

 

[Arnau]

 

[Back Door Skip]

Figures the thread with the sexiest player would get the most attention.


Faggots, all of you!



That said, I'd totally go gay for Paolo Maldini.


Current players, I'd say my fellow compatriots Memo Ochoa, and Totti... what a classy looking fucker.

 

[Arnau]

Rafa Márquez is hot too

 

[yoyo913]

Ha...Haaaa.....Haaaaaaaa!!!!

 

[Jaboldinho]

 

[Mandieta6]

Totti and Gomez are good. People saying Lamps is fat are gonna get banned. Luiz is cuddly and I would marry him but for a shag to tellbyour friends about it has to be Lamps.

 

[Filipower]

Growing up in the late 90's all the girls were crazy about Dani... I think Zlatan will remember.

From his Wiki page:

"Dani is so good-looking I don't know whether to play him or fuck him" – Harry Redknapp, former West Ham manager

Dani retired at 25/26 to become a model/presenter here, no joke.

 

[Mus]

My girlfriend says its Ashley cole and regularly watches Chelsea just if he's playing

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Yeah I almost mentioned him.

 

[theo]

this reminds me of Yoss's man crush on Adriano. good times man..