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Random fact thread

King

My ass smells like your mom
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex.
Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
The average French citizen eats 500 snails per year.
Fifteen people are known to have been crushed to death tilting vending machines towards them in the hope of a free can of soda.
Nearly 30% of female lottery winners hide their winning ticket in their bras.
Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate every second.
You inhale about 700,000 of your own skin flakes each day.
 

champdave

SG Sheffield Authority
king said:
The average French citizen eats 500 snails per year.

Most french people I used to know ate a total of 0 snails per year. So unless there's a very small minority eating thousands to average it out I wouldn't agree with that one at all :p
 

Daz

Everyone's Favourite Diabetic
- Coca-Cola was originally green.
- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury
- The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
- The youngest pope was 11 years old.
- Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?
 

zul-aid

Starting XI
Dazmania said:
- Coca-Cola was originally green.
- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury

The formula for Coke originally contained an uncertain amount of cocaine, though this was reduced over time and eliminated completely in 1906. :lui:
 

Filipower

Bunburyist
This is the best thread for the use of one of these:






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d3adly

Senior Squad
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

:jambo:
 

henry#14

Starting XI
d3adly said:
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

:jambo:

Way to ruin the thread.
 

d3adly

Senior Squad
sorry blokes, here's a better one:

The Kiwi, national bird of New Zealand, can't fly. It lives in a hole in the ground, is almost blind, and lays only one egg each year. Despite this, it has survived for more than 70 million years.
 

Krypton X

Senior Squad
- Turtles can breath through their butts

- Penguins can be gay

- In Israel, religious law forbids picking your nose on Sabbath

- The Bible has been translated into Klingon

- Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle

- Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin Laden is reportedly an avid reader

- Urine has been proven to whiten teeth, and it was common for people back in the middle ages to pee into a cup and swish it around in their mouths to make their teeth whiter

- One reason why the ocean is salty is because of whale sperm. The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. There's a higher concentration of whales in the Atlantic making it saltier than the Pacific
 

Hopeunited

Starting XI
Krypton X said:
- Urine has been proven to whiten teeth, and it was common for people back in the middle ages to pee into a cup and swish it around in their mouths to make their teeth white
mmmm that's a tempting fact... :(
 


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