Random questions thread.

[Arnau]

Night


How i mint your mother or Lie to mint?

 

[Sir Calumn]

Mint Me in St Louis

Morelia, Michoacan - Mexico. Seriously.

and/or

Ha well I'm not sure Mexico counts as first world but either way that place looks great!

Asia or Africa?

 

[Back Door Skip]

I've always wanted to go to Asia... Africa, not so much.




Paying for a hooker or banging an ugly broad?

 

[yoyo913]

Ugly broad

Sugar or honey?

 

[Waldo1639]

Honey.

Pepsi or Cockta?

 

[Tom]

Cockta...

Would you rather be raped by a badger or a medium sized dog? Explain your answer (4 marks)

 

[Sir Calumn]

Badger. Badgers carry tuberculosis, whereas dogs carry rabies. I have been immunized against TB but not rabies, hence my decision.

Would you rather go to a British prison for 8 years or an American prison for 5 years?

 

[Back Door Skip]

Is raping as common in the UK as is in the US? If it is, then I'd just go for American prison. Less time and maybe I could get inked up and put on some muscle.



If you found a briefcase full of money would you return it or spend it but live with a bad conscience?

 

[Sir Calumn]

Spend it, ha not even the slightest bit of doubt in my mind, I sometimes have dreams where I find a briefcase full of money.

American prisons are 10 times worse than British prisons, hence the question - you have rape, gangs, dormitory cells, all that **** - we have sky TV and playstations

Meat or fish?

 

[Alex]

MEAT!!! Unless you're talking the euphemism, in which case, give me those prawns any day!!

Can't believe Yoyo would prefer an ugly chick then a really hot mole.

As for the prisons, I think it'd depend what you did (if UK is anything like over here). The decent cells here are ok, the bad ones are terrible.

EDIT: Two questions below me, I imagine we'll be waiting for a "no" before someone posts

Dr Pepper, yay or nay?

 

[Back Door Skip]

Dr. Pepper is awesome, so yay.



Baseball or curling?

 

[rony31]

Baseball. I've despised curling ever since TSN would show the Scott's Tournament of Hearts (look it up) instead of live Champions League matches.

Have you ever been caught masturbating? If so, full story.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Erm...... never caught BUT over Christmas I was staying at my dads and I was upstairs on my bed watching porn with the headphones in, my dad and my brother were downstairs watching TV, and I accidentally pulled the headphones out right in the middle of a particularly loud orgasm scene. I reacted quickly and hit the off button but a grand total of two loud moans were emitted before I got there. I have absolutely no idea whether my dad and brother heard them, it seemed so loud but that might have been in my head and I dont know how loud the TV was, and if they did hear they might not have known what it was...... anyway, nothing was mentioned but it wasn't til the next day before I dared show my face downstairs again.

Also want to throw in my enthusiastic support for Dr Pepper.

Would you rather be given a bag containing £100 (or dollars or whatever) in loose pennies, that you have to sort and change, or £75 in notes?

 

[Back Door Skip]

I take bills, **** change. I used to toss it before, and my then girlfriend at the time gave me a piggy bank. I put all my loose change in it, which in 6 months turned to 60 bucks. Not bad, but it's annoying. Plus change makes your hands smell.



Would you rather be stranded on an island by yourself with all your things and necessities but alone... or be stranded in a big foreign city with absolutely nothing but the clothes you're wearing?

 

[Tom]

Big foreign city, I'd be able to figure stuff out like where internet cafes / embassies etc were to try and get help. I'd **** myself if I was all alone on an island.

Toast or cereal? Explain.

 

[rony31]

I take bills, **** change. I used to toss it before, and my then girlfriend at the time gave me a piggy bank. I put all my loose change in it, which in 6 months turned to 60 bucks. Not bad, but it's annoying. Plus change makes your hands smell.

For the past 2 years I was tossing all my spare change (quarters and less only) into a piggy bank and after about 8 months I had about $80 which I used to buy booze for a camping trip with. When I started working I started throwing loonies ($1) and toonies ($2) in there as well, but before that I had already accumulated about $50 in change. I'm pretty sure I'm well above $150 by now. I'm gonna keep doing this and use it all as vacation money.

Tom: Cereal. Easiest way to eat healthy (tons of fibre, good amount of protein and other vitamins/minerals). And if you choose the right one, it's also delicious.



Neutrals: United or City? Why?

 

[MaestroZidane]

City, United have too many titles already, and I would like to see City win one for once.

Your pet requires a $2500 operation, do you go for it?

 

[Back Door Skip]

Definitely City. They're more fun to watch, and United are just easy to hate... only reason I follow them is because of Chicharito, but I get tired of the massive coverage they get when they're not that great to begin with. No idea how they're close to clinching yet another PL title with such crap play at times.


Olympics yay or nay?


Edit: MZ beat me to it, so I'll answer his question. Since my cat is the definition of awesome, I would find a way to pay for it or I'd hate myself forever.

 

[Mus]

Yay. There's just something about that 100m sprint final.

What about designer babies? Assume the technology is there and not ridiculously expensive

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Edit: MZ beat me to it, so I'll answer his question. Since my cat is the definition of awesome, I would find a way to pay for it or I'd hate myself forever.

Just get a new cat. They're all pretty much the same.