Remember that diabetic lad that ShiftyPowers fancied?

[The Don't]

I forgot all about the concept of actually wanting a higher post count. My post count is essentially a regretometer.

 

[newbie original]

No one really cares. Except you.

It really does sound like you are looking for others to feel sorry for you.

I know how to fix this.

An equally big issue is that the image in your signature should be taken down since it is too wide.

 

[RobbieD_PL]

I kinda saw that girl I fancy at the recording of four episodes of the "Eurovision Quiz Contest" at a place called North Ryde.

 

[Seán D]

I forgot all about the concept of actually wanting a higher post count. My post count is essentially a regretometer.

Your life is essentially your mother's regretometer.

 

[newbie original]

I kinda saw that girl I fancy at the recording of four episodes of the "Eurovision Quiz Contest" at a place called North Ryde.

Ok, now on to the details:

Where is she from (country)? Presumably Europe, right?
Age (approximate)?
Hair color and type (straight, curled, etc.)?

Picture? This one would negate the need for the above three. No one cares about country, if the picture is available.

 

[Alex]

Ok, now on to the details:

Where is she from (country)? Presumably Europe, right?
Age (approximate)?
Hair color and type (straight, curled, etc.)?

Picture? This one would negate the need for the above three. No one cares about country, if the picture is available.

It's the local celebrity that nobody on sg cares about but he keeps posting about

 

[RobbieD_PL]

Ok, now on to the details:

Where is she from (country)? Presumably Europe, right?
Age (approximate)?
Hair color and type (straight, curled, etc.)?

Picture? This one would negate the need for the above three. No one cares about country, if the picture is available.

Born avril 1967 in Aix-en-Provence, France. She's got maghrébine roots as well.

 

[The Don't]

That joke I did about my post count being a regretometer is the kind of thing I can imagine David Letterman laughing at.

 

[newbie original]

Born avril 1967 in Aix-en-Provence, France.....

Dude, she is old.

 

[RobbieD_PL]

Dude, she is old.

I thought the French liked their aged cheeses and wine, no?

 

[newbie original]

^^^^

And if you do a Google search for "Aix-en-Provence" returns "Aquae Sextiae". What does that mean? Sexting Aquatics?

It hardly seems like a location.

 

[RobbieD_PL]

^^^^

And if you do a Google search for "Aix-en-Provence" returns "Aquae Sextiae". What does that mean? Sexting Aquatics?

It hardly seems like a location.

You moron, Aix-en-Provence is one of the most known towns on the French Riviera. Aquae Sextiae is the Latin name, it means the waters of Sextius Calvinus or the Six Waters. Although your idea of Sexting Aquatics gives me some ideas.

 

[Alex]

You moron, Aix-en-Provence is one of the most known towns on the French Riviera. Aquae Sextiae is the Latin name, it means the waters of Sextius Calvinus or the Six Waters. Although your idea of Sexting Aquatics gives me some ideas.

You moron, he wasn't being serious, and you biting like that makes you look a real knob

 

[RobbieD_PL]

You moron, he want being serious, and you biting like that makes you look a real knob

You're punctuation is really impressive.

And no, I don't want you anywhere near my knob.

 

[Alex]

You're punctuation is really impressive.

And no, I don't want you anywhere near my knob.

I was on my phone swyping. Didn't realise it wrote want instead of wasn't. Nothing like using the wrong you're/your. Silly comparison.

And I didn't say anything about your knob.

 

[Filipower]

You're punctuation is really impressive. ;

Your
Your
Your
Your
Your
Your
Your

 

[newbie original]

I was on my phone swyping. Didn't realise it wrote want instead of wasn't. ....

Dude, it not even swyping. It is swiping.

Don't you ever swipe again.

 

[Alex]

Dude, it not even swyping. It is swiping.

Don't you ever swipe again.

Swyping is a compound word (and trade mark of Swype I believe), between swiping and typing.

 

[RobbieD_PL]

Your
Your
Your
Your
Your
Your
Your

I did it on purpose to point out how much of a pedantic wanker he is.

 

[Alex]

I did it on purpose to point out how much of a pedantic wanker he is.

Big difference between a typo (swypo?) and a spelling mistake.

The wrong their/they're/there or the wrong you're/your etc looks stupid and uneducated.