SGCBR ::: Event #3 ::: Hell In A Cage PhotoShop Showdown

[Tajike]

We move on from rudementary art forms to the highly developped ones. Four Crews left. One shall be victorious in the end.
Welcome to the

SGCBR Hell In A Cage PhotoShop Showdown

The rules are very simple:
4 Crews in a one-on-one showdown of PhotoShop skills. This time you can make fun of anything within the realms of SG. Anything is allowed. Everybody can post their work at random.
An innocent, neutral member will pick the two winners who will battle it out in our epic finale.

The pairings:

2000 vs 2003
2002 vs 2004

One week. Let us gogogogo!

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Uh oh.... Shifty doesn't have any photoshop skillz. Someone needs to come up big for 2000 here

 

[The Don't]

They both knew they fancied each other.

 

[Kibe Kru]

Uh oh.... Shifty doesn't have any photoshop skillz. Someone needs to come up big for 2000 here

Ah, crap... when I get time for this it's the photoshop competition... I've got no money for Photoshop. And I don't have broadband access to the internet to... uh... order it...

 

[Sir Calumn]

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[The Don't]

Your flatmate just tried to kill himself? No way, I refuse to believe that.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Ah, crap... when I get time for this it's the photoshop competition... I've got no money for Photoshop. And I don't have broadband access to the internet to... uh... order it...

Can't take a laptop to a local Starbucks? Or do yours not have standard wireless high-speed internet for customers?

Uh oh, Sir_Didier_Drogba's posting in the public forums....

 

[Sir Calumn]

yesh he tirefd to jilll uhimself he went uito tomiddlem f tthe strret nd stated quotingnshakerspear beforeall the cars bnealrly fot mowed dowj byut he is still aliveso roicknroll

 

[Kibe Kru]

Can't take a laptop to a local Starbucks? Or do yours not have standard wireless high-speed internet for customers?

Uh oh, Sir_Didier_Drogba's posting in the public forums....

heh, the joys of not being able to play football in a third world country... No laptop, closest Starbucks is 300km away, and I'm not sure they have wireless internet there.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Your flatmate just tried to kill himself? No way, I refuse to believe that.

Sorry, I phrased that badly, what I meant to say was that he nearly got killed. He walked right out into the middle of a busy road and started shouting at cars in psuedo Shakespearian english I nearly got killed rescuing him

 

[Joe]

Uh oh, Sir_Didier_Drogba's posting in the public forums....

Haha, there he is again.

This Photoshop game is clearly against the poorer, less well off members of this forum...or those who just don't need Photoshop in their everyday lives.

 

[Tom]

Yeah, this is blatantly a middle/upper class thing - nothing for me to worry about then

I'm **** on it though, so... Nick?

 

[SlayerDeuS]

sgcbr: soccer gaming cock blocking reunion?

 

[Joe]

sgcbr: soccer gaming cock blocking reunion?

Funny...

 

[Sir Calumn]

Joe, I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Joe, I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

Sgt. Hartman?

 

[Sir Calumn]

Got it in one

 

[Joe]

I always thought you were original. Guess not.

 

[Sir Calumn]

I'm pleased that I had you deluded for so long.