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Shakira's Bum

Filipower

Bunburyist
That's a good question! The fact that the answer is no sounds arrogant and perhaps shows signs that I go for the dumb ones, but that's not like that at all, it's just a simple fact really.
 

RobbieD_PL

Unreliable deceiver
Staff member
Moderator
Yossarian;3294438 said:
have you ever duped a girl who was significantly more intelligent than you into sleeping with you, my good man?

Isn't that something called intimidation?
 

Alex

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Administrator
Super Moderator
Mandieta6;3293973 said:
I've never liked Shakira, never found her attractive either, and I generally prefer larger asses, but yeah, that **** be firm.

It's not big, but it's beautifully round...and the way she moves it :clapwap::clapwap::clapwap::clapwap::clapwap:
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Yossarian;3294438 said:
have you ever duped a girl who was significantly more intelligent than you into sleeping with you, my good man?

According to the PUA stuff I used to read all the time, smart girls were actually easier to lay because they would actually listen to you and appreciate witticisms and double entendres. The hard ones are the stupid flightly ecstacy types. A girl would have to be REALLY smart to be that much smarter than me (H) But um... no I don't think I've been with anyone smarter than me. Equally smart, sure.
 

newbie original

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I can't stand her. Most of what comes out of her mouth is total garbage. She really can't sing at all. She just flaunts her body all over the camera. If she was only on the radio, no one would give 2 sh*ts about her.

I'm sorry but, as a singer, she is average AND YOU KNOW IT!

PS: She may be a Barca WAG, but deep down she knows that she REALLY is a Madridista. She didn't ask Ronaldoinho to sign her jersey. She asked Ronaldo (BRA):



She's only kidding herself. We can all see her for the liar that she is.
 

leungtl

Manager
Staff member
newbie original;3296091 said:
I can't stand her. Most of what comes out of her mouth is total garbage. She really can't sing at all. She just flaunts her body all over the camera. If she was only on the radio, no one would give 2 sh*ts about her.

I'm sorry but, as a singer, she is average AND YOU KNOW IT!

Please show me where in this thread anyone has said anything about her singing ability.
 

yoyo913

Team Captain
newbie original;3296091 said:
I can't stand her. Most of what comes out of her mouth is total garbage. She really can't sing at all. She just flaunts her body all over the camera. If she was only on the radio, no one would give 2 sh*ts about her.

I'm sorry but, as a singer, she is average AND YOU KNOW IT!

PS: She may be a Barca WAG, but deep down she knows that she REALLY is a Madridista. She didn't ask Ronaldoinho to sign her jersey. She asked Ronaldo (BRA):

She's only kidding herself. We can all see her for the liar that she is.


 


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