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Sir Calumn

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you see this is my problenm, first we had fish so i had to drink abottle of chardonnay, then we had pizza so i had to drink a bottle of pinot noir, then we went to see marie antoinette so we had to drink more red wine (and btw i majorly pissed off everyone in the cinema with my loud critics of the movie) then off to rutherfords for some tequila..... but i am still perfectly sobre... it's like three in the morning and we just opened a sauvingnon blanc :(:(:(

and thay may not sound like late but bear in mind i have a 10 am latin lecture
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Lecture? You must be a new student. I stopped going to lectures (no mandatory attendance) about a semester into my first year, and never looked back. The profs never say anything that isn't in the required reading.
 
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The Don't

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Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2403058 said:
you see this is my problenm, first we had fish so i had to drink abottle of chardonnay, then we had pizza so i had to drink a bottle of pinot noir, then we went to see marie antoinette so we had to drink more red wine (and btw i majorly pissed off everyone in the cinema with my loud critics of the movie) then off to rutherfords for some tequila..... but i am still perfectly sobre... it's like three in the morning and we just opened a sauvingnon blanc :(:(:(

and thay may not sound like late but bear in mind i have a 10 am latin lecture
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Haha, you posh, posh bastard.
 
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Tom

That Nice Guy
Shifty is so spot on, just do the reading, turn up to the seminars once in a while and crack out the assignments.

And get hammered. And Stoned.
 
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Sir Calumn

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Tom;2403175 said:
And get hammered. And Stoned.
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What do you think I've been doing lately? :p

I turned up to my lecture this morning with a red bull in one hand and a cigarette in the other, messed up shabby clothes and ****ed up hair, bloodshot sleepless eyes, the architypal student degenerate. I overheard one person say with more than a hint of pity "well, whatever gets you through your day, I guess"

But I do want to go to all my lectures, I only have about 12 hrs a week total (inc tutorials) so its not exactly laborious and it gives me something to do, I just wish they didnt take place in the morning.
 
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