Star wars final battle a.k.a "El clásico" [P+R]

[Arnau]

As nigerianmiracle explained upon a time:

A long time ago, 250 million and 3 Galácticos away the Rebel Alliance of Barça and Lio Skywalker besieged the empire of Santiago Bernabéu.

It has been a period of swine flu,money, Pepe 'El Brujo, Alcorcón,money, Triplete talk, Guti only being popular on Crackòvia , Arnau destroying the Real Madrid thread, KingPaul V leaving…and oh yeah more money.
Darth Florentino Pérez seeing the destruction of his beloved team hit the Monopoly board and used the 'force' (€250 million) to buy...

Karim Benzema (forget the amount but it was a waste anyway)

...Kaká for €65 million ( formerly Co-owned by AC Milan & Jesus)

...and Cristiano "CR9" Ronaldo for €94 million (formerly of Manchester United)

Not wanting to be undone (and mostly because Eto'o was about to hit a Bosman on them the next season, and because Llorente wasn't really gonna sell Villa) Joan Laporta summoned the force on

Zlatan Ibrahimović (formerly of Inter)

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Venue: Camp Nou, Barcelona

Kickoff: 19:00 GMT
Referee:

Past Five Meetings

FC Barcelona 1:0 Real Madrid
Real Madrid 2:6 FC Barcelona
FC Barcelona 2:0 Real Madrid
Real Madrid 4:1 FC Barcelona
FC Barcelona 0:1 Real Madrid


May the force of Saviola be with you…

both teams are with 77 points, madrid its in top of table until the referee whistle the start of the match, with the 0-0 we are. If madrid win, la liga its white. if we do it, will be 90% our.



Lyon rhymes with Alcorcón.

 

[kp41]

Let's Go Barca.

This time it's harder 4-6 or 6-7 (tie-breaker) for Barca.

 

[Arnau]

Come on! be serious, we won't concede 4 goals. 2-6 again its imposible, i'd say 1-7.

 

[kp41]

and that goal is penalty (which is in their contact with La Liga refs).

 

[Sevillista]

You never know with the clasico's, but I say Barca 1-2.

 

[Jaboldinho]

Yeah, predicting the result is pretty much just guessing. I'd say 0,1 - 2,3.

 

[Sevillista]

After tonight, I'm changing my prediction. 1-4, Messi x4

 

[kp41]

Don't underestimate the power of the dark side.

2-0 Real, Darth Ronaldo, Higuain.

any other star wars quote?

 

[RobbieD_PL]

Barca 8 - 0 Real Madrid

 

[Arnau]

What about Barça wining the CL and Atlètico Copa del rey, both in bernabeu, in the year they waste 300 millons?

 

[Deisler]

The way Messi is playing i predict he will ass rape Casillas pretty easily.

 

[Arnau]

ziga-zaga i ningú el pot parar.

 

[MaestroZidane]

Don't underestimate the power of the dark side.

2-0 Real, Darth Ronaldo, Higuain.

any other star wars quote?

I'm afraid this has doomed us.... so much for that.

 

[Pogba4Now]

I hate Real much more than Barca but I'd say Real 2-0 Barca just to see Barca fans reactions afterwards

 

[Arnau]

You won't see it anyway, everything you would see is the reactiong of SG barça fans.

 

[RobbieD_PL]

ziga-zaga i ningú el pot parar.

Jo l'admiro com si fos Lluís Llach.

 

[kp41]

Don't underestimate the power of the dark side.

2-0 Real, Darth Ronaldo, Higuain.

any other star wars quote?

Ok, no more joke.

Barca all the way but not 1-7, 1-2 or 0-2.

 

[Arnau]

But Arbeloa its fullback and messi didn't play anymore on the wing, don't think arbeloa will follow him around the pitch.

 

[Arnau]

Thats what every capital medias are claming, actually. They see in Arbeloa an anti-messi.

The only way to mark messi its to put Maradona as a coach.

 

[Pogba4Now]

You won't see it anyway, everything you would see is the reactiong of SG barça fans.

Thats what I want to see. lol. But Barcelona will win.