Stupid things you have done while drunk?

[Mint]

Ok guys what have you done while drunk? I've got a few.

Was 16 not been smoking long and my dad hated me smoking, was wasted at a house party and for some reason i rang him for a ciggarette, lets just say he was not impressed.

Played football while drunk and did my knee in.

Got lost in a cabbage field while out camping in pitch black with my best mate who thought he knew a shortcut.

Tried to buy a pack of fags with no money which didnt work out well.

Done a driving lesson drunk from the night before which was funny haha.

Thrown up all over my sisters car.

Redecorated various carpits with vomit.


Will probs think of some more later.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Does unprotected sex count? Because I have a lot of those. Girls are ******* idiots, but they seem to almost despise condoms more than the stereotypical male. When I was younger I used to carry a condom in my wallet or at least in my pocket when I went out drinking... now I never do. Not having a condom isn't anywhere close to a deal breaker. Girls seriously don't ******* care. Last strange I pulled we went to her place and I was like "do you have a condom?" and she did, but then like halfway through we just pulled it off and ****ed unprotected.

 

[Mandieta6]

Making out with an ugly chick.

I'll add more if I can remember them, but logging onton SG while drunk was pretty fun. If I recall correctly, Silencer gave me a yellow card for advertising for saying Ajax was a cleaning product in the Ajax thread, and Xifio tried to debate me even though I was a drunk.

Oh, just remembered I bit a chick once. Relatively affectionately but I didn't know her much at all. She's a bitch though, should've gnawed her neck off.

Jumped into a pool drunk and proceeded to yell out "holy ****, I'm floating! I'm ******* floating, bro!" It was a cool sensation though, swimming while drunk.


Also got into the kitchen of a Burger King because they were taking too long to make my order. I didn't speed thing along, though.

Also, eating the food they sell at 24h kebabs in 4 in the morning.

 

[Mint]

Yeah unprotected sex counts, ive never been unlucky in getting Ugly chicks, i pulled this fitty once while wasted probs would have ended up smashing her back doors in but got told taxi was here was that drunk i didnt argue haha.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Making out with an ugly chick.

I'll add more if I can remember them, but logging onton SG while drunk was pretty fun. If I recall correctly, Silencer gave me a yellow card for advertising for saying Ajax was a cleaning product in the Ajax thread, and Xifio tried to debate me even though I was a drunk.

Oh, just remembered I bit a chick once. Relatively affectionately but I didn't know her much at all. She's a bitch though, should've gnawed her neck off.

Jumped into a pool drunk and proceeded to yell out "holy ****, I'm floating! I'm ******* floating, bro!" It was a cool sensation though, swimming while drunk.


Also got into the kitchen of a Burger King because they were taking too long to make my order. I didn't speed thing along, though.

Also, eating the food they sell at 24h kebabs in 4 in the morning.

This is so cute. To top you on every point...

I have ****ed an ugly chick up the ass

I went on SG drunk probably 100 nights in a single year

I have slapped several women

I burned my penis deep frying food at 5am

 

[Mandieta6]

I thought he said stupid things, not indicators of a mental handicap.

Nah, I'm generally not an outrageous drunk just a very energetic one.

 

[Mint]

Another one i've just remembered, me and some friends stole a chicken killed it cooked it and ate it once.

 

[leungtl]

I once got so drunk once I went to the library and took a book out without scanning the barcode on the way out

 

[Mint]

You badman .

 

[Mint]

You badman .

 

[Filipower]

You badman .

 

[Mint]

Ooops didnt mean double post :P.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Another one i've just remembered, me and some friends stole a chicken killed it cooked it and ate it once.

What in the ****? How do you even know people who know how to do this?

 

[Back Door Skip]

I once drove at about 90-100 MPH in the highway because I thought I was racing.


I also ran red lights because I felt it was taking too long and I needed to take a leak.


I was in the process of getting a blowjob parked outside some chick's house and didn't put the car on park, so when she began doing the deed, I let go of the brake and rear ended her car.

 

[Mint]

What in the ****? How do you even know people who know how to do this?

I live in the countryside haha.

Climbed on a Cop car outside a police station once for a photo, stolen random Roadwork/ For sale signs.

 

[Arnau]

for saying Ajax was a cleaning product in the Ajax thread, and Xifio tried to debate me even though I was a drunk

hahahah!

 

[O-car]

haven't really done anything too stupid while drunk lately, other than getting weird on facebook that is.
Being a guy at the age of 26 however, I have of course done my fair share of silly drunken shenanigans.

Threw up in a police van
threw up in a taxi (got out of paying for the clean up by looking for the driver to try to pay for the clean up the next day)
****ed a chubby ugly former coworker of mine (didn't even know what town I was in at the time haha)
Walked out on a 100ish$ tab at a bowling alley with my friends while in the states, then wound up walking through sketchy allies for almost 2 hours because me and one of my friends didn't feel like waiting for the cab anymore, it came like 2 minutes later.
made out with a few ugly's
got in some seriously weird arguments with friends.
Sleepwalked in Mexico while wearing only my underwear (thankfully the only people out were a few people who went on the trip with me)

that's just off the top of my head right now, there have been more, many more. Kinda need another crazy night out, haven't had one in forever

 

[yoyo913]

I had a "friend" that was really crazy, he:


Puked on couch which made parents have to replace it.

Pissed his pants while laying out front of someone's house on their grass lawn.

Accepted 2 punches to the face in exchange for a beer and a cigarette.

Took shirt off in the streets for no reason while walking home.

Craved plant and ate some leaf off a tree ( thought it would help me with the toxicity of alcohol).

Danced with fat girls.

Was offered hooking up, unable to perform.

Had friends drop him off at a nightclub, closed his eyes and started bouncing into people on the dance floor, left and jogged home for 1.5 hours.

Took ecstasy while being extremely drunk.

Went to school drunk, sat down for a quiz, felt ill, got up with the quiz, went home, came back with quiz the next day (too lazy to cheat and find out the answer), took quiz next day.

Drank one bottle of wine each day for about a 2 - 4 week period before first class.

Asked a stranger in her late 40s/early 50s for sex.

Drank a full bottle of vodka, blackout.


As you can see this story is about someone who has zero regard to their health, well being and has no sense of decency.

 

[yoyo913]

I was in the process of getting a blowjob parked outside some chick's house and didn't put the car on park, so when she began doing the deed, I let go of the brake and rear ended her car.

This has been my favourite so far.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Alright, the big dog has entered the arena....

- Attempted to inject myself with my diabetic friend's insulin, which would almost certainly have killed me instantly if I had found the right button on the clicker

- Drunk almost an entire bottle of white spirit

- Held a knife to someone's throat when they refused to drink drive me home. They agreed.

- Fired an AK-47 machine gun with live ammunition (this was actually planned).

- Passed out on a frozen river, when I woke up at dawn I could feel the ice cracking around me as the sun came up and got off only just in time.

- Drove a car well over the speed limit, also on cocaine, without a license

- Various sexual things I wont go into, some involving men

- Started a massive argument with a group of armed Kenyan criminals in a dive bar in Nairobi, and multiple other instances of saying inflammatory things to dangerous people

- Persuaded a Colombian policeman to let me wear his Kevlar vest and shoot me in it, again with live ammunition. This leaves a bruise like you wouldn't believe