Tennis Thread

[Tom]

i simply dont wanna know what you mean by that

oh dear, Daniela's earlier pics look a bit more greasy:

TROD.

 

[Shindig]

Ba da ba ba ba, she's loving it.

 

[Tom]

(imagine Karatancheva and a 15yr old Hantuchova sitting in McDonalds "birthday area")

"Ba da ba ba ba... We go to McDonalds after the MATCH! Some Chicken McFuggets, give me a 6 BATCH!! So come on Daniela! What's in the box that always rocks! GREASE! Im lovin it! Ba da ba ba ba.. I'm loving it."

i should contact the ad department now with Wimbledon coming up

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[Shindig]

Karantancheva rubbing Big Macs obsessively into her face. Eurgh...

Although this does explain how Daniela got the weight back.

 

[Tom]

yes! you see its perfection, it can start with one of those annoying interview like things at the start

"a few years ago i was underweight.. then i contacted Karatancheva, and i found McDonalds, i owe it my life." (all the time the ba ba ba ba ba.. music is playing in the background"

joking aside i actually did see some crappy advert today by Sharapova for.... Palmolive...

"when im on the court, i want to look my best, and that includes my armpits" ... nice one Maria

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[Shindig]

"Lunchlady Doris, have ya got any grease?"
"Yes, yes we do."
"Then grease me up, woman!"

That Maria ad's a bit crap. She's very heavy on the endorsements, really.

 

[Tom]

VERY, im surprised her 'overpowering' father allows it.. i'd expect he was firmly with the old Soviet Communist-way of thinking, "commercialisation? i dont think so."

Mark my words, i can see the News of the World headline now; "father disowns Maria!"

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[Shindig]

Nah, more like 'In it for the Money'.

 

[Tom]

ok, ive got it now:

"father disowns daughter after she gives up tennis and goes back to her greasy-ier days"

perfect.

TROD.

incase anyone was wondering, i havent been bothered to turn on Eurosport, so i have no idea how matches are going today.

 

[Shindig]

Fin. G. Canas 2 6 6 3 4
M. Puerta 6 3 1 6 6

N. Davydenko 3 6 6 4 6
T. Robredo 6 1 2 6 4

There you gan.

 

[Tom]

yeah i actually just watched davydenko, good match, silly name.

TROD.

 

[Shindig]

Come on, now. He can't help that. Womens semis tomorrow. Likhtsova. She's an emu.

Anyway, we've learnt today that greasy 15 year-olds eventually turn out hot.

 

[Virgo]

anyone know when's the Federer x Nadal match?

 

[Tom]

Come on, now. He can't help that. Womens semis tomorrow. Likhtsova. She's an emu.

Anyway, we've learnt today that greasy 15 year-olds eventually turn out hot.

you've made some interesting points there that i think can help some up this day;

- People cannot help their name, Karatancheva isnt too hard to pronounce, yet it doesnt exactly slip off the tongue either.
- Likhtsova does look like an emu, a very very bad looking one.
- The sheer amount of grease present 'in' 15yr olds will always hinder their progress, hence possibly producing some kind of paradigm or idea to create a thesis about why players only 'come through' when they are 16+

TROD.

 

[$teauA]

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Nadal vs. Federer is the only match worth watching from what's left.

 

[Tom]

<--- at this thread

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Nadal vs. Federer is the only match worth watching from what's left.

yeah sorry me and Shindig have kind of... destroyed it today, anyway i have to admit Nadal vs Federer is probably my only interest.

TROD.

 

[andy]

yeah sorry me and Shindig have kind of... destroyed it today, anyway i have to admit Nadal vs Federer is probably my only interest.

TROD.

Does anyone know in what channel we can watch the matches if we live in the U.S.? I live in California and have DirecTV. I hope Puerta can do well, he is the only one we have left

 

[Shindig]

yeah sorry me and Shindig have kind of... destroyed it today, anyway i have to admit Nadal vs Federer is probably my only interest.

TROD.

I just needed the grease issue cleared up, man.

 

[Tom]

the women are back on today, wonder if Likhovtseva will look any less emu like.

Or will Petrova finally be good looking? nah..

TROD.

 

[Shindig]

Aye, there's no wank fodder in the semis. Making the word 'semis' inaccurate. Henin to win the whole thing, probably.

Anyway, Kuznetsova = Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Discuss.