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Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The
saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it," also applies to
the brain, so..... Below is a very private way to gauge your loss
or non-loss of intelligence. Take the following test and determine
if you are losing it or are still "with it."
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go
do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not
attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed
and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself
with reading something more appropriate, such as Children's World.
If you said "water," proceed to question 3
3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made
from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made
from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green
bricks," what the devil are you still doing reading these
questions?????
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4
4. Without using a calculator --You are driving a bus from London
to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In
Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people
get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and
five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get
on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was
YOU!!
As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The
saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it," also applies to
the brain, so..... Below is a very private way to gauge your loss
or non-loss of intelligence. Take the following test and determine
if you are losing it or are still "with it."
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go
do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not
attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed
and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself
with reading something more appropriate, such as Children's World.
If you said "water," proceed to question 3
3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made
from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made
from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green
bricks," what the devil are you still doing reading these
questions?????
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4
4. Without using a calculator --You are driving a bus from London
to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In
Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people
get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and
five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get
on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was
YOU!!
!