The Crippler

[PhiLLer]

If you get an OBE it doesn't mean your good...
If shearer got an OBE then the whole England 1966 world cup winning team should be knighted 5 times!

******NEWS JUST IN*******
Shearer bribed the queen

 

[dragan84]

Originally posted by PhiLLer:
<STRONG>Is this just me or do I hear a camel ****ting???!!</STRONG>

so that's where the smell came from: Shearer..... LOL

 

[Amika]

hay guys... shearer might not be as good as before but i remember that during season 94/95 his form is tremendous... scoring at will... he like played 34 league goals in 42 matches... which is still untouchable now...

 

[Team 17]

if shearer is so good why did he do those advert for burger king or mcdonalds or whoever the hell it was?
they made him look like a pathetic boring fool with no brain just lloking for some more money, in short himself....


hahaha bribe the queen, what did he do offer her a fillet o' fish every week for life or summink?

 

[PhiLLer]

He bribed her.....he gave her a fox, a horse and a 12 gauge shotgun so she can go fox hunting, he gave Charles a Polo stick, william got a condom, Harry got a polo stick and Camilla got a 60.000 quid plastic surgery coupon!

 

[Team 17]

jeez, youve done yer research havent ya?

 

[seandenny]

Originally posted by Amika:
<STRONG>hay guys... shearer might not be as good as before but i remember that during season 94/95 his form is tremendous... scoring at will... he like played 34 league goals in 42 matches... which is still untouchable now...</STRONG>

This is the year 2001. The person who will beat Shearer is Ruud Van Nistelrooy.

 

[PhiLLer]

I know, Shearer bribed the queen by saying that he would kill all her corgies if she didn't award him an OBE....

 

[Team 17]

y aknow, he had to ask me what type of dogs the queen has....

 

[PhiLLer]

So.....

 

[Team 17]

being a german you should know....

 

[PhiLLer]

I'm not a german...!

 

[Team 17]

you know you are really... born in berlin

 

[seandenny]

Originally posted by Dave :
<STRONG>you know you are really... born in berlin </STRONG>

Are you on drugs Dave?

 

[Mad Dogg]

Well if they call Denny "The Crippler" then by rights we should call ShearerM4 "The Crippled"...

Why? Because Shearer is always out injured!!!

 

[PhiLLer]

Nic one JJ!

 

[Team 17]

Originally posted by The Celtic Crippler:
<STRONG>Are you on drugs Dave?</STRONG>

No im not on drugs,
Mr. Philip Garfield* Walsh was born in Berlin, Germany on the unknownth of February 1984**

*Garfield may not be his middle name.
** Birth date may not be entirely accurate.


[ 06-16-2001: Message edited by: Dave  ]

 

[Mad Dogg]

I know unknownth means the nineteenth, but indeed only a select few know more about me.

But at least I know my nationality (unlike ShearerM4)

 

[seandenny]

Ah, well you r not on drugs then

 

[seandenny]

Originally posted by Rottweiler:
<STRONG>I know unknownth means the nineteenth, but indeed only a select few know more about me.

But at least I know my nationality (unlike ShearerM4)</STRONG>

Take that ShearerM04, hahaha. You suck.