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The "DO NOT VISIT" List.

Inspired by a convo in the "I'm New" thread... I've decided to make a thread to benefit all the travellers out there and warn them of places they would be better off avoiding. I know I've travelled without research and have on a couple occasions found myself in a place that I wanted to escape from as fast as possible!

Feel free to contribute and add to the list, and remember to keep it limited to places you're familiar with (ie. don't say Iraq, unless you're Rony31)...

I'll start the list with local Ontario places I wish I'd never been to:


(and please feel free to add to the list)

Yossarian;2277810 said:
But in all honesty...........this takes the urinal cake and then some.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keswick%2C_Ontario

Haha, I have a friend who used to live in Keswick, he says it's like the welfare case/un-wed teen mother capital of Canada! I've never been, but the reviews have never been flattering..

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Chatham, ON - Like Keswick, only bigger.

Welland, ON - The town goes to sleep at 6:00 pm, not that there's any reason to stay awake in that dull grey dump.

Aylmer, ON - Should be moved to Mississippi, most redneck Canadian town I've ever been too. If you don't drive a Dodge pick-up you might as well wear a skirt and gay-bash yourself. Plus everyone's actually related to some degree, no really..

St. Thomas, ON - Again, like Keswick, only with lots of biker gang activity. Plus, most of the street urchins in London, ON seem to have migrated from St. Thomas

Sarnia, ON - Canada's chemical valley...so many chemical factories in that area that sometimes there's a heavy sulfur smell in the air all around the town. I've driven through there and had to roll up my window because the outside air smells like a big nasty fart....which is kinda ironic since usually you have to open a window to release fart gas outside.

Niagara Falls, NY - Entire city is a ghetto...no redeeming qualities.
 

Will

Senior Squad
1966+2006;2277925 said:
Dover, UK. biggest ****hole ever

Only ever passed through but on the impression I got I would have agree.

Redhill is an absolute shithole - full of chavs. Probably one of the scruffiest and roughest places in Surrey.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
1966+2006;2277925 said:
Dover, UK. biggest ****hole ever
Isn't it great that the main passenger port into the UK, the first impression we give to every visiting European, is also our biggest ****hole?

In Kenya you should avoid Kibera, where you WILL get mugged, and Koinage Street and Avenue in Nairobi, which has the largest amount of prozzies in the country. Sounds great, until you find out 85% have AIDs.
 
we had to spend a night there cos some prick said it was great. there's nothing there. we had to drive round for an hour to find a tescos. and that was it. i remember there being a petfoodshop somewhere...but that was it
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
1966+2006;2277938 said:
we had to spend a night there cos some prick said it was great. there's nothing there. we had to drive round for an hour to find a tescos. and that was it. i remember there being a petfoodshop somewhere...but that was it
Oh there's plenty there... angry chavs, drug addicted single mothers, alcoholic wifebeating louts, car thieves, drug dealers etc etc.
 
and we had this ****ty hotel with paperthin walls...and the couple in the next room were at it like rabbits :nape:
it was BANG BANG BANG all freakin night...
 

Back Door Skip

Pedro
Staff member
Oklahoma... it just sucks. Downtown Oklahoma City seemed like a cheap knock off Austin, but without the hot drunk chicks.
Random fact: Tattooing in Oklahoma is illegal. So yeah, horrible place to visit, live in or pass by.
 

Will

Senior Squad
1966+2006;2277943 said:
and we had this ****ty hotel with paperthin walls...and the couple in the next room were at it like rabbits :nape:
it was BANG BANG BANG all freakin night...

You should have gone and joined in :bob:
 
Fort Ripley, MN

Population: 74
Demographics: whites, a couple of coloreds
Crime: badger-related (see below)

Though the population of Fort Ripley is small, the inhabitants are varied and diverse. In Sebie lake, roughly 2 miles southeast of the town's epicenter, a large badger that is known as the "Karagrashalkra" is known to terrorize local citizens. The badger is thought to weigh 17.45 tons, and have a length of 42 feet. These numbers, however, are only estimates made by those who have observed the monstrous animal and the DNR. Presently the badger is thought to be responsible for the deaths of at least 4 citizens over the past 23 years. Local citizen John Riversnake is quoted as saying, "ain't no way in tarnaton anyone's ever gonna catch that badger, it's the devil himself."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Ripley,_Minnesota

Just like your typical rural Northern Minnesota town, Fort Ripley is comprised of a bunch of broken down shacks, old, rusty pick up trucks parked right on the lawn and a beautiful, well-maintained church in the middle of the town. But this is a particularly run-down and obscure little town and it deserves mention.

Akeley, MN

Population: 412
Demographics: whites, some token coloreds
Crime: usually involves people passing through on their way to somewhere infinitely more interesting and doing the good ol' fashioned dine-and-dash

The biggest attractions in this town are a Holiday gas station and a Dairy Queen which is situated in what looks to be a converted barn.

Blackduck, MN

Population: 696
Demographics: too many Mexicans
Crime: illegal immigration

Blackduck actually kicks ass but I was startled to find out how many Mexicans live there. I was playing for the soccer team here at Bemidji State University and the coach told us that we're going to scrimmage a Hispanic team from Blackduck. At first I couldn't comprehend what he had just said. "Are there even 11 Hispanics in Blackduck?" I thought. Turns out there are, and not just 11, but like 20 of them, and they suck (we beat them 6-1). So I check the demographics for Blackduck and apparently only 0.72% of the recorded population is Latino. That's only 5.0112 Mexicans. That doesn't check out, which leads me to believe that there's a lot of undocumented immigrants living there. How did they get this far north, seriously? Blackduck is almost in Canada. How can they handle the weather? They're everywhere these days.

Superior, WI

Population: 27,368
Demographics: cheeseheads
Crime: being from Wisconsin

Duluth, MN's sister town, Superior is so boring that it makes its neighbor across the bay look like New York. Six-time winner of the "Most Ironically Named City in America" award. Nice going, ShiftyPowers. Sames goes for Milwaukee and Chicago. Milwaukee is alright, but Chicago is f*cking amazing. I'm in love with that city.

Dallas, TX

Population: too many
Demographics: steers, queers
Crime: punishable by capital punishment

Overrated. Not that impressive compared to the awesomeness of Chicago. Or New York, or Los Angeles, or Las Vegas.
 
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Dan the monkey

Guest
Lincoln, Boston, Lake District, Bermondsey, Berkshire (Blues LOL), and the thousands of tiny backwards villages in England which are full up with inbreds.
 

Avalanche

Senior Squad
Some of the places that I have regretted going to:

-Biarritz, France: If you don't surf, then this isn't the place for you. When I was there with my Spanish class (don't ask), we stayed in a hotel that sucked beyond belief. The beds couldn't support a rat, let alone a dwarf, the room I stayed in had no hot water, the swimming pool hadn't been properly maintained since the early 80s, and eating at the in-hotel restaurant was an adventure to say the least. Also, once the sun went down, there was nothing to do, except take a walk along the beach.

-Roger Wheeler State Beach, Narragansett, Rhode Island: Earned a reputation for being as unclean as the beaches in New Jersey. In fact, the former Sand Hill Cove has been called Sand Hill Dump by many a Rhode Islander, myself included.

-Springfield, Massachusetts: The worst city in America. In fact, the only two things I recommend while there is to visit the Basketball Hall of Fame, and then get the hell outta there, in that order.

-Toledo, Spain: The end result of a joint project between the regional government of Castilla-La Mancha and Disney. Just kidding, but the place was full of tourist traps, waiting to steal my money at every turn.

-West Warwick, Rhode Island: Yes, my hometown is one of the worst places I've been to. Half the town is slumtacular, while the other half qualifies as a cheap Wisteria Lane knockoff. Try and guess which half I've called home for the past 22 years. First correct guess gets + rep.
 
Avalanche;2277999 said:
-West Warwick, Rhode Island: Yes, my hometown is one of the worst places I've been to. Half the town is slumtacular, while the other half qualifies as a cheap Wisteria Lane knockoff. Try and guess which half I've called home for the past 22 years. First correct guess gets + rep.


An attempt at an educated guess here... Rhode Island eh, hmmm that means your town's probably full of Italians, Portuguese, and Irish, who would would likely try to stay away from any darker skinned people that statistically would probably be in the poorer part of town. I'll take a gamble on the faux Wisteria Lane?
 
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Dan the monkey

Guest
I say half your house is in the slum area, the other half in the Wisteria Lane Knock-off area. Like Istanbul.



I win :(
 


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