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The dumbest thing you ever done?

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SnYper

Senior Squad
Originally posted by rony31
Not all ginos are Italians ya know... I'm one of them Iraqi ginos... But not those ones with loop earrings and a Civic hatchback blasting freestyle songs :confused:

What high school did u go to, anyways?
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The italian ginos are mostly queers, wearing hip huggers and listening to beats is gay. Kappa is way out done by them too, atleast use it if yer gonna play soccer. They all wear juventus jerseys without knowing a damn thing about juve. It's all for the kappa :| :| :kader:

I finished high school last semester, I go to nightschool at Martingrove CI though.

Also nothing wrong with civic hatchback's, I have one. (H)
 
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Haukur Gudnason

::President Scouser::
Originally posted by ::grandmasta::
Nah there is worse than that - I was trying to skateboard down a bannister on a flight of stairs once, but I got the jump all wrong and twatted my spuds on the pole... ouch!!! :kader:
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true that.. and he never was the same ever again
:D
 
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KingPaulV

Starting XI
When I was about 7 me and my sisters used to play this game calle"d friends" back in Venezuela (basically crime figthers) we had little plastic guns and we would run around the house and out into the street chasing the so called bad guys..................


One day while at our game I ran out to the middle of the street, there must have been like 40 people walking around or so, and one of my sisters sneaked from behind the house, I turned towards the street to look for my other sister, but then I hear her say "Friend, pull out your gun!!!"...............instead of pulling out my plastic gun, I pulled out my thing..........yes, in front of tens of people..............I did this cause my mom used to call my thing "the gun"...........


that was really stupid and embarrasing........:kader: :kader:
 
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Caponedawg

Senior Squad
When I was about 12 my grandmother wanted me to rake up these old wet leaves next to the side of the house. In order to do that we had to move her car out of the way. She told me to run into the house and get the keys. Once I did that I really wanted to back the car out myself. After five minutes of persuading she gave in. She went to the side to give me instructions however I wasn't paying attention. I started the car up and put it in reverse. Bam, I saw the image of my grandmother falling over in the sideview mirror. I got scared so I thought if I put the car on Drive and inched forward I could help her..well I paniced and floored the car. I crashed into the gate ripping it apart, I nearly ran over our dog, and I nearly ran over the new Christmas tree.
 
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PhiLLer

Fan Favourite
Originally posted by Parra Power
huh? so he puts his meat in a crack in a bun and covers it in sauce :confused:
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Is that another way of saying that he likes to shove his meat up someone's batty crease?:confused:
 
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rony31

Team Captain
Originally posted by SnYper
The italian ginos are mostly queers, wearing hip huggers and listening to beats is gay. Kappa is way out done by them too, atleast use it if yer gonna play soccer. They all wear juventus jerseys without knowing a damn thing about juve. It's all for the kappa :| :| :kader:

I finished high school last semester, I go to nightschool at Martingrove CI though.

Also nothing wrong with civic hatchback's, I have one. (H)
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Heh... All I have that's Kappa is a pair of pants... And I don't really play soccer (professionally) I just play with friends sometimes :p

Anyways, what high school did you graduate from?
 
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Jammy

Club Supporter
Stupid things...

Smashed in a caravan window with my mates whilst unknown to us his mum was watching, the caravan was mangled anyway but we got in trouble and had to pay the guy money.lol

Caught caught making the v sign at my French teacher.
 
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SnYper

Senior Squad
Originally posted by rony31
Heh... All I have that's Kappa is a pair of pants... And I don't really play soccer (professionally) I just play with friends sometimes :p

Anyways, what high school did you graduate from?
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I went to a sh!t school called Emery CI, I finished early so I could get the **** out, I couldn't take it anymore, maybe 3 hot girls in my entire school :| and the teachers were all pricks. So i finished and got the hell out.

What about you?
 
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rony31

Team Captain
I go to Father Henry Carr... Same story- Ugly girls, bastard teachers (most of em, some of them are the best), gangs and ****, etc. :p Cant complain, I live across the street
 
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Fotbalguy

Senior Squad
so many stupid things......

most recent. last night.....

after prom party..... party's over..... and I'm driving...... It's 4:00 in the morning, we have no place to go. Finally, listening to the girls' suggestion, we just park somewhere and fall asleep. We wake up with the knock on the window. It's a cop. He searched us, asked questions, we denied having anything bad on us when there are bottles of rum under my seat and crushed beer cans sitting on the side of the door. The dumbass doen;t see anything.
Pretty stupid story if u ask me......
 
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bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
Once jumped out the door of my mom's car while moving to get away from friends chasing me in a car behind us. I wanted to jump out and run into the house before they caught me...didn't work so well...(:/)
 
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Vagegast

Banned for Life [He likes P. Diddy]
today playing basketball after school at the basketballcourt. i yell to this guy "pass me the rock" (meaning pass me the basketball); he picks up a rock and throws it and hits me in the head

:kader: dumbass caught some punches :kader:
 
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