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The Eurovision Song Contest Thread! - Helsinki 2007

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Sir Calumn

Guest
Avalanche;2324682 said:
Random thoughts on the Final:

-Spain were stuck in a time warp with their salute to an era that we’d all rather forget: the era of the boy band.

-Not only did Dervish (IRL) fail to stop the spring, they couldn’t stop a continent from collectively heading to the toilets in their millions.

-While watching Finland’s performance, I couldn’t help but think that Hanna was trying too hard to impersonate Amy Lee from Evanescence.

-Did anyone see the shirt that Magdi Ruzsa (HUN) wear? It may have said "Thank God I’m a VIP", but it should have said something along the lines of "I came to Helsinki and all I got was 9th Place (and this stupid t-shirt)".

-Someone forgot to tell Greece and Turkey that everyone is supposed to have something original, as evidenced by the fact that both songs told us to "shake it up".

-I don’t know whether or not to call the French song m*rde or sh*t, so I’ll lump it into its own special category: merdesh*t.

-Boniparti.lv's (LVA) opera singing was about as authentic as having illegal Mexican migrant workers in the kitchen of an Italian restaurant that prides itself on authentic cuisine from Tuscany.

-Germany, could you please explain to us why your usual comedy act didn’t show up?

-The act representing Ukraine really should have represented Germany. I mean, he/she/it sang part of the song in German.

-If Borat hosted the BBC broadcast instead of Wogan, here’s what he would have said about Scooch (UK): There is a smell. It smell like a sh*t.

-Highlight of the night has to be the totally unnecessary appearance of Father Christmas. Ho ho ho, go to Hell!

-The Red Badge of Gayness has been awarded to the following countries: Belarus, France, Greece, Spain, Ukraine, United Kingdom.

-Finally, the East Mafiya will not welcome us Westerners with open arms in Belgrade next year, as from now on, only former Communist countries will be allowed to enter.

I'm too wasted to remember the rest, and with good reason.
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Haha amazing summary (H)

Everyone needs to +rep you for that.
 
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Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Avalanche;2324682 said:
-Finally, the East Mafiya will not welcome us Westerners with open arms in Belgrade next year, as from now on, only former Communist countries will be allowed to enter.

I'm too wasted to remember the rest, and with good reason.
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I can just imagine some idiots seriously suggesting that all the former Yugoslav countries make one united song, and the same for the Soviet ones. (H)


EDIT: And Sir_Didier_Drogba is right, brilliant reporting. (Y)
 
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Hendrik

Team Captain
I'm looking forward to see with what ideas they're going to come up with to change the voting system. Many want to the see the population taken into account ...

Oh, and how the hell did that random Turkish "shake it up" entry get so many points? I know it's only the Turks voting for themselves in the Western countries but Jesus. (H)
 
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night

Starting XI
Tom;2324694 said:
+ repped, i just love it, i love eurovision. I might rep everyone (H)
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Haha same here.. Might as well +ve rep everyone who participated in this thread :D


















Well, almost everyone (H)
EDIT: You have given too many reputation points in the last 24 hours
Sorry to disappoint some of you :(
 
4

4lan...

Banned [Multiple Accounts]
Life Ban
My live action summary on first pages couldn't go without notice :D Thank's for rep, and have one from me also.
 
RobbieD_PL

RobbieD_PL

Unreliable deceiver
Staff member
Moderator
Hendrik;2324697 said:
I'm looking forward to see with what ideas they're going to come up with to change the voting system. Many want to the see the population taken into account ...

Oh, and how the hell did that random Turkish "shake it up" entry get so many points? I know it's only the Turks voting for themselves in the Western countries but Jesus. (H)
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Then again it's not like every last person is going to vote for the Eurovision :mexican:

The other 'non-Turkish' voters might have confused Greece for Turkey you know (H)

And France = 2nd last with the UK :$
 
RobbieD_PL

RobbieD_PL

Unreliable deceiver
Staff member
Moderator
4lan...;2324735 said:
France and UK go to Seria B nxt year, along with Juventus :(
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No they dont, this is the only case where fradulent money does offer success (H)
 
J

Jaboldinho

Fan Favourite
Hanna, the Finnish performer was our first Idol-winner.

And Krisse, she did pretty well, as usual. You see, she's a comedian. Pretty funny, but in here her jokes are getting pretty old, coz' they're pretty much the same.
 
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Tom

That Nice Guy
I maintain that Ukraine were robbed by the way.

I wish Lithuiania had entered "We are the winners, of Eurovision" again :( :D
 
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