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The "Lets help dragan84 get a higher post stat" -thread

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PhiLLer

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As a matter of fact I do have ideas...

THE OFFICIAL BOREDOM SOLUTION COMPILED,WRITTEN AND SNORTED ON BY DR.PHILLER FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF UNITED ASSHOLES

What is Boredom?Yes, as we all know many people in this world(which holds about 6 bilion people right now) suffer from the very nasty 'sickness' Opalicius Camphis, also knows as Boredom Syndrome(also know as can also be written like this: a.k.a.).
Over the past..euh...let's say 20.000 years people have become more boring all the time, this causes great concern amongst us, highly interlectual proffesors.That's why we have decided to take the 'heavy' taks upon us and explain people about this syndrome, after all we are here to help!
You can compare this syndrome to Foot And BSE, everyone blames each other and no one really knows where it came from although some people like to think that it originated out of little green men from mars who brought this to the earth.Well, as I already said you can compare these two, in other words, they are comparable.
As you are reading this you must be thinking what kind of ****(excuse my french) I must be talking about here, to be quite honest with you, what you're seeing is not **** but just some plain text,yes I know it's nearly unbelievable but this is no ****.
Talking about ****(please restrain Cats and Dogs from reading this) **** is something which can be compared to Foot and BSE, which can then again be compared with erm...Boredom.
When someone is bored it is because he or she(well let's say 'he' because 'she' should be doing the drying in the kitchen and thus would not be bored) doesn't get enough oxygen into their feet which effects the entire body and causes the brain to think back to front.As your brain thinks back to front it will suggest things to you that you have already done and thus not want to repeat again.Now this is the Boredom Syndrom explained in a nutshell.
Now, let's take it out of the nuttshell and examine it a little bit more detailed.We will see that Bredom is not only caused by the brain thinking back to front but it is also caused by the eyes which pop out evey 5 minutes and then cause the brain to think back to front.
Now, you might think that this all sounds extrememly complicating, well I am going to amaze you because it is very simple, boredom was caused by Foot and BSE and these were caused by little green men from the moon.
All in all I would like to stress that this sophisticated but yet very educational,unlickely,not rubbish report was written by Dr. PhiLLer or rather PhiLLer the Doctor(as he preferres to be known).

The book written by Dr. PhiLLer and Philip the Doctor is available in all major bookstores at a rather modest reatil price of ehm...let's say 66,99.Euro that is.

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Still Bored?? :rolleyes:
 
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Mad Dogg

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Big thanx to Dragan for plugging my site :) :) :)

Everyone who ain't done it already check out the link in my sig and go to an ever better forum...
 
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dragan84

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someone i this forum, should register the name "The Dogg's Bollocks" hahahahah LO :D ;) :p
 

PhiLLer

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Well now you are talking about it...why don't you call yourself like that.
I mean, I would associate [byou[/b] with the name Dog Bollocks and you'd very easily recognisable :D
 

Joe

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Hey Dragan, this is the Soccer Gaming forums now. Im warning you, cut down on the signature!
 
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brazilianguy

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Just wanted to wish Dragan good luck in his 'quest' for the status
 
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dragan84

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well, i've come along way, thanks for your help guys :D if anyone wants to donate some of their post stats to me then please do it ;) :p :D LOL
 
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