The new Maddox

[Deutschland]

It's been ages, but here it is! http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish

Warblog: ....

My personal favorite warblog was one that had a flash animation with people who were quoted as saying "it didn't sound like a plane to me... it sounded like a missile." Thank you Joe Nobody for giving me your expert opinion on what missile sounds like, because gas station superintendents are usually the best people to ask about the sonic signature of ballistic missile thrust.

It's hilarious

 

[Voltaic Borusse]

Another Maddox thread?

Jesus H. Christ, when will the Maddox's dick-riding end.

 

[Hyun]

Another Maddox thread?

Jesus H. Christ, when will the Maddox's dick-riding end.

it's true, but it's nice to see other people sum it up in their own ways.

he should be considered as a medium, not a god.

 

[Callum]

"iPod: This is one of those inventions that makes people say: "why didn't I think of that?" On news shows anyway. One of the anchors on FOX News said "now the music industry is waiting for someone to come along and invent the next iPod." Wow, if only I had thought of the bright idea of putting an mp3 player on a portable hard drive. Damn that's brilliant. I had that idea years ago. I also have another idea: a car that can fly. I will sue anyone who makes it"


what the hell.... the iPod is the best invention of my time.

 

[gagiz]

I dont like that guy he's an asshole!

 

[henry#14]

Then don't read his page.

 

[gagiz]

I didnt i just read the quoted parts on the forum!

 

[Virgo]

the point is there were already tons of mp3 players out there when IPOD was launched.

Anyways Maddox

 

[Callum]

the point is there were already tons of mp3 players out there when IPOD was launched.

Anyways Maddox

could make the same argument for like everything...cars, tvs etc.

 

[Virgo]

no you couldn't because there was a first car and a first TV like there was a first Mp3 player and that first Mp3 player wasn't IPOD.

 

[Rocky]

"I also have another idea: a car that can fly. I will sue anyone who makes it"

!!!!!!!

 

[Callum]

yeah i know, i reread what he put, and hes just mad at the people who say stupid sh1t about it.

 

[Klobb]

new article is alright, his old stuff is frigging classic.

 

[Ubik Valis]

Blogebrity: Wow, guess what this one stands for? Too easy. Hey, anyone can do it: take a blogger who's a chef, and you get: BLEF. A blogger who's a dentist? BENTIST. A female blogger with an itch? You guessed it: a BITCH.



Hahahah

 

[INFESTA]

Well, I admit he got a few laughs out of me, but bashing everything/everyone humour is the easiest, most pretentious (makes you look smart even though you aren't) kind there is. So my point is he shouldn't get that much praise.

 

[Virgo]

Nonsense!

Ranting is the supreme form of comedy

 

[::shinji::]

Well, I admit he got a few laughs out of me, but bashing everything/everyone humour is the easiest, most pretentious (makes you look smart even though you aren't) kind there is. So my point is he shouldn't get that much praise.

true, true..

I actually like some of his stuff here and there, but you're right about it being the easiest form of humour, and probably the least creative....then again, bringing attention to obvious flaws is what made Seinfeld so sucessful.. We must be getting bitter in our old age, Hugo..

 

[Virgo]

Seinfeld is sucessful because the show he did with Larry David was brilliantly written and acted and had amazing characters.

Seinfeld as a standup comedian is crap at least if you're familiar with comedians like Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce or Richard Pryor.


The point with Maddox is he doesn't get money off what he does. He deserves respect just for that. He could be making millions if he had a show with this kind of material in TV. He doesn't ask for your recognition and he doesn't advertise his website. You visit it and read his entries because you want to.

Criticizing him seems to be the catch of the day for some reason. I mean you're surrounded by thousands of sh*t shows on TV and lame websites that make me want to vomit all over my keyboard. Why do you feel the urge to criticize a guy that provides you with free, publicity free quality reading.

 

[italianstyle87]

another good entry

Webmistress: You're not a webmistress, shut up. It's a word used by uppity women who, in spite of a woman's inherent flaws, has been able to land a job as a webmaster. Then they have to go and piss all over years of civil rights they've wrestled away by calling themselves "webmistresses."

 

[::shinji::]

Seinfeld is sucessful because the show he did with Larry David was brilliantly written and acted and had amazing characters.

yeah, and Larry David's 'Curb your Enthusiam' was also well written, acted, etc, etc.. I wasn't taking anything away from Seinfeld, just pointing out that the base of his comedy is generally pointing out the obvious.

Seinfeld as a standup comedian is crap at least if you're familiar with comedians like Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce or Richard Pryor.

Admittedly I haven't seen much of Lenny Bruce, nothing that comes to mind anyhow. The others I'm quite familiar with. Seinfeld does suck at stand-up, but it's still the same type of humour. He just doesn't have George and Kramer around to play off of and make him look funnier than he really is.

The point with Maddox is he doesn't get money off what he does. He deserves respect just for that. He could be making millions if he had a show with this kind of material in TV. He doesn't ask for your recognition and he doesn't advertise his website. You visit it and read his entries because you want to.

Criticizing him seems to be the catch of the day for some reason. I mean you're surrounded by thousands of sh*t shows on TV and lame websites that make me want to vomit all over my keyboard. Why do you feel the urge to criticize a guy that provides you with free, publicity free quality reading.

Sorry, I didn't realize you guys were friends... maybe you're taking it a bit too seriously here man. We are just talking about some annonymous internet dude here, aren't we? no need for vomit.

...and I'm sure if Maddox was offered a fat juicy contract for a TV show, he'd be on it like a bum on a turkey sandwich (and rightfully so!). Don't make this guy a false idol, he's just a real-life 'Comic book store' guy from the Simpsons...in other words, an internet geek with too much to b!tch about.