The official dreams/nightmares thread

[Ali the master]

come on friends,post up ur dreams and nightmares, which u remember from recent times.
BUT PLEASE DONT POST MADE-UP AND FAKE ONES

ill start off
i aint making this up though!!!!!

well i was dreaming that adolf hitler was in our time(2003) and said that he wanted to kill every1 who lived in britain. he told all of us(in uk) to line up and 1 by 1 he will shoot us, that way it will be easier to kill every1,well,i remeber lining up...............

then woke up

weird it is,but its a dream,or shall i say nightmare!!!!!!

post up,but dont make them up plz

 

[#1 Stunna]

I had a dream the other day that I was walking...then all of a sudden I was at a concert, and some band was playing that i hated. I tought to myself "man this song sucks". I wake up and its the song playing on my radio-alarm.

 

[wat3rf0x]

Oh...I dreamt I was a hot chick. It's real i tell ya.

 

[Caponedawg]

In my dreams whenever I am about to be beaten up or killed I have magical powers to help me escape.

 

[Joe]

I had a Hitler one the other day actually. It was probably the most vivid dream I ever had. I remember that we took these old cars up to the top of this hill/mountain. It was kind of like Duluth because there was a huge ass lake at the bottom (Lake Superior for Duluth). It was springtime, still cold and wet but the snow was beginning to melt the trees were starting to come to life.

So we go into this fancy-schmansy compound, presumably Hitler's place. I look down when I walk inside and I'm wearing a German officers uniform and I'm like "What the..." I guess I came to the place to have a dinner and be presented to Hitler as his associate. All the top generals were there and to test me they were all speaking German and one looked at me and said, "Do you get it?" "Yeah, most of it." Then they presented me to Hitler and thought I would be the best candidate but Hitler wasn't so sure. So then we had dinner and Hitler wasn't so sure I should be eating with them so I said something like "Well fine, I don't have to eat." But of course, I was being really polite because I knew he was the anti-christ. During this meal of mashed potatoes and some sort of gravied meat everyone was talking about how Germany would eventually prevail. After the meal was finished they showed us a presentation, and I guess my mind was mocking propaganda or something because it showed an American troop parachuting into France. Hitler said something like, "Now who is that?" And all the officials were like, "It's a German soldier, sir." I remember laughing and saying, "No it's not. Ha, it's American. See the flag on the shoulder?" Then it got silent.

I lost my memory after that but it goes to after the dinner and presentation when everyone is mingling around. I said something to this one fancy girl all dressed up and made her cry. I'm assuming it was Eva Braun because I know I was terrified that I made her cry. Then suddenly I started puking and ran to the trash can. I looked up once and saw some girl from real life (I can't remember who though) who said, "They poisoned you." I went down again to barf again...

And I woke up spitting out my saliva onto the pillow.

 

[x4dixont]

does ne1 have those dreams where in your dream you fall or trip over and then in bed you jolt or move in real life?

 

[Stotty]

I had a dream that i would read peoples pointless threads, then run round to their house, staple them by their to their front door, rip their tonsils out, and twist their sack round their neck

And you will never be able to find out if i made it up or not!

 

[night]

Originally posted by x4dixont
does ne1 have those dreams where in your dream you fall or trip over and then in bed you jolt or move in real life?

who doesnt? lol
anyways I had this dream 3 times:
Me standing in my room with a dim light, I see a girl on my bed crying with her head looking down, I ask her whats wrong? she doesnt answer.. whenever she's about 2 look at me and am about to see her face.. i wake up
the 1st time i had this dream was on the September 11th incident

 

[Callan]

Originally posted by x4dixont
does ne1 have those dreams where in your dream you fall or trip over and then in bed you jolt or move in real life?

Haha, yes! like when ur between not quite asleep but not quite awake either, and u start dreaming stuff then sometimes i just jump or jolt around, lol! I do that heaps.

I am just laying there, then I will twitch really fast lol.

 

[The Don't]

Originally posted by Sheringham10
who doesnt? lol
anyways I had this dream 3 times:
Me standing in my room with a dim light, I see a girl on my bed crying with her head looking down, I ask her whats wrong? she doesnt answer.. whenever she's about 2 look at me and am about to see her face.. i wake up
the 1st time i had this dream was on the September 11th incident

shit that sounds pretty scary.

I'll tell you my bad dream another time - can't be bothered right now.

 

[ManU2000]

Originally posted by x4dixont
does ne1 have those dreams where in your dream you fall or trip over and then in bed you jolt or move in real life?

Yeah, I usually have those too.

I've had some weird dreams though. Really weird dreams.

 

[#1 Stunna]

Originally posted by x4dixont
does ne1 have those dreams where in your dream you fall or trip over and then in bed you jolt or move in real life?

i just had one of those like 5 mins ago!

I was tired so I took a nap...i was dreaming I was skateboarding and that i fell from it...i then woke up with a jolt.

 

[lobo]

i´ve once dreamt that some green monnkeys were scratching my head

 

[yoyo913]

once i had a dream and white stuff came out of my penis

 

[Moron]

Originally posted by Horatiu
once i had a dream and white stuff came out of my penis

 

[Budge]

Originally posted by Callan
Haha, yes! like when ur between not quite asleep but not quite awake either, and u start dreaming stuff then sometimes i just jump or jolt around, lol! I do that heaps.

I am just laying there, then I will twitch really fast lol.

i used to have those...id fall of some high object, and then id wake up on the floor

my bro sleep talks a tad, he had one the other night where he was screaming, then i hear a large thud...i pissed myself laughin

 

[$teauA]

hahahaha budge i used to talk in my sleep a lot when i was real lil i dont do it nemor. lately i havent had ne dreams at all maybe becas i go to bed when the dream period starts which is about 12:30 am or at least tahts what docs say but neway i think i sohuld go to sleep earlier cas dreams are awesome. when i was lil i had so many and i had like 2 or three that kept repeating over and over and over and over and over man they terryfied me like this one for example: i would sit in my bed at my grandsparents house and all of the sudden this old scary lady would come and like walk towards me with an evil laughter and i tried to scream for help but i had no voice man it was scary as hell.

 

[Thelonious]

I had this weird dream where i had a huge mullet kinda like Joe Dirt.

 

[KoreaJjang]

About few weeks ago I dream about my maths teacher KEEPS on telling me you have to do 10000pages of algebra,geometry and **** in 1 hour or else I'm stuck there forever!!
I was trying to escape but every door I go through is room where my maths teacher is....

 

[John_Arne_Riise]

My dreams are usually obscure, eg, eating marbles on a ship that was circling Antartica.

One of my favourites that i can remember is where i entered a town in my car, i parked in the middle of the street, got out my car and just stood there and all the buildings starting moving around like chess pieces and the building of my intended destination moved so that i went into the door without walking through it, that is when the building actually stopped, and i looked up and the whole building is empty apart from stairs found in abstract paintings, (you know what i mean?) And they lead so far up that they just vanish into darkness.

Anyway, interesting or not?