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Berta: Well, you know what they say. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and can't get laid huh?
Charlie Harper: Maybe I'm not trying.
Berta: Yeah, and look for me next month on the cover of Maxim. I'll have nothing on but the vacuum.
Berta: Just out of curiosity, when you leave here, where is it you go?
Kandi: To the gym. I have to take care of my body, because it's my instrument.
Berta: Mine, too. Three beers and a bratwurst, and my ass turns into a French horn.
Alan: "Alright, that's it. No more praying."
Jake: "What are you, the Supreme Court?
Never ever confuse cupcakes with love.
We all love cupcakes. That doesn't mean you have to love the baker.
I'm just saying that when someone freely gives you her cupcake, your only obligation is to enjoy it. There's no reason to get emotionally involved..........Because, if you do, the next thing you know, you'll be stuck eating the same damn cupcake for the rest of your life.
Yeah. I've had cupcakes like that. But the thing you've got to remember is, there'll always be other cupcakes. And if the day should come when you find yourself in a cupcake drought-- and those days come, don't kid yourself -- well, then you just shell out a couple of bucks for a nice Ho-Ho.
Alex;3489301 said:Hahaha Australian tv host Karl Stefanovic messed with the autocue akin to Anchor Man. He's a funny guy, I reckon he's a great example of what the average bloke would do if he accidentally ended up famous. There are other clips around of him coming to work drunk after a tv awards night.
Alex;3489301 said:Hahaha Australian tv host Karl Stefanovic messed with the autocue akin to Anchor Man. He's a funny guy, I reckon he's a great example of what the average bloke would do if he accidentally ended up famous. There are other clips around of him coming to work drunk after a tv awards night.
RobbieD_PL;3489974 said:I'd never think I'd ever be saying this on SG, but here goes: Karl Stefanovic and David Koch can go jerk eachother off and release into their mouths.