Haukur Gudnason
::President Scouser::
Hiyaaaaaaaaa,
Been a long time since I wrote so I thought i'd fill you in on my Chrissymas. At first I thought that, that mean funny-accented Sir would make me go into training on the 25th Shocked but then Carlos let me touch him on his special part and I got the day off. Very Happy Anyway, I got some super presents, even better than those earrings I got last Christmas which make me look sooooooo manly. I got some brill clothes Surprised I even got a few pictures of me wearing them.
What d'ya think? I recka they're bootiful. Tee hee.
Anywayz, until next time
xxx.
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Hiyaaaaaaa,
had boring work today, Carlos was really chirpy though. Said he wanted to give me a 'special present after step-over training'. He was licking a stamp on a long flat thing. Clicked my fingers and screamed ' e-mail female!! '. He laughed and agreed, I got a personalised e-card to me later that day. woo hoo!
Wonder what he wants? who cares it had a online book token to the Jaap stam Autobiography for Amazon.
xxxxx. byeeeeee.
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hi papi,
Had a bad game today so went to the master for help.
We all know ruud is the best in the business
I asked him to give me some pointers.
I need to hone my technique for sure, otherwise funny accented sir will make me room with that fat guy.
I took some notes and then I went off to practice
"You're good lad, but who's No.1?"
he so cool is ruud. i like the way his face is soooo flat, when he falls over, on the pitch, it honestly looks like he's been trampled on.
Too much work today. Will go to Carlos' house tonight to see more of these 'special presents' he wants me to see.
i will tell you how it went, diary.
see ya
xxxxx
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sniff sniff.
feeling sooo sad today!!
Carlos pulled my pants down last night. i told him all he needed to do was ask and i would show him why i was such a show pony. he insisted on doing it his way.... dare i tell you more diary?
Made me feel like a piece of lisbon meat.
sniff sniff
got my revenge at Highbury this evening though. i know Carlos felt jelous when i gave that fat guy one.
Carlos is soo upset. ha ha.
Feel much better now!!
xxx
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Co eeeee
Dear Diary,
Last night saw us play Arsenal at Highbury.
I prepared myself thoroughly for the match.
I'm having a quick look at the stats on skysports.com - possession, shots on target and ...where's my step-over count?
I didn't really play too well last night
i even offered to give the Graham one, if he let me show my new step over.
But to no avail. Well at least i looked good, especially on sky cam 3.
will write more tomorrow. my wrist is hurting.
xxxxxx
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hi darlings,
nothing to report today
Just silly old training this morning. Still angry with Carlos, but showed him what he's missing
look at me do the blowing! i learn it from Rio. i blow good, yes?
he he
Im sooo naughty, such a cock teaser. oops
see ya for now
xxxxxxxx
Been a long time since I wrote so I thought i'd fill you in on my Chrissymas. At first I thought that, that mean funny-accented Sir would make me go into training on the 25th Shocked but then Carlos let me touch him on his special part and I got the day off. Very Happy Anyway, I got some super presents, even better than those earrings I got last Christmas which make me look sooooooo manly. I got some brill clothes Surprised I even got a few pictures of me wearing them.
What d'ya think? I recka they're bootiful. Tee hee.
Anywayz, until next time
xxx.
--------------------------------------
Hiyaaaaaaa,
had boring work today, Carlos was really chirpy though. Said he wanted to give me a 'special present after step-over training'. He was licking a stamp on a long flat thing. Clicked my fingers and screamed ' e-mail female!! '. He laughed and agreed, I got a personalised e-card to me later that day. woo hoo!
Wonder what he wants? who cares it had a online book token to the Jaap stam Autobiography for Amazon.
xxxxx. byeeeeee.
--------------------------------------
hi papi,
Had a bad game today so went to the master for help.
We all know ruud is the best in the business
I asked him to give me some pointers.
I need to hone my technique for sure, otherwise funny accented sir will make me room with that fat guy.
I took some notes and then I went off to practice
"You're good lad, but who's No.1?"
he so cool is ruud. i like the way his face is soooo flat, when he falls over, on the pitch, it honestly looks like he's been trampled on.
Too much work today. Will go to Carlos' house tonight to see more of these 'special presents' he wants me to see.
i will tell you how it went, diary.
see ya
xxxxx
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sniff sniff.
feeling sooo sad today!!
Carlos pulled my pants down last night. i told him all he needed to do was ask and i would show him why i was such a show pony. he insisted on doing it his way.... dare i tell you more diary?
Made me feel like a piece of lisbon meat.
sniff sniff
got my revenge at Highbury this evening though. i know Carlos felt jelous when i gave that fat guy one.
Carlos is soo upset. ha ha.
Feel much better now!!
xxx
------------------
Co eeeee
Dear Diary,
Last night saw us play Arsenal at Highbury.
I prepared myself thoroughly for the match.
I'm having a quick look at the stats on skysports.com - possession, shots on target and ...where's my step-over count?
I didn't really play too well last night
i even offered to give the Graham one, if he let me show my new step over.
But to no avail. Well at least i looked good, especially on sky cam 3.
will write more tomorrow. my wrist is hurting.
xxxxxx
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hi darlings,
nothing to report today
Just silly old training this morning. Still angry with Carlos, but showed him what he's missing
look at me do the blowing! i learn it from Rio. i blow good, yes?
he he
Im sooo naughty, such a cock teaser. oops
see ya for now
xxxxxxxx
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Ronaldo makes it easy by starring that lots of weird photographic material.
great