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The Ronaldihno, Machester United, Who would you do? Cluster**** Thread

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pennington10

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If some guy gave me money and said "Spend this on players who you think would make the world best soccer team." The first player I would buy is this 60 year old guy I saw with a Will Work for Sign because I figure he has a hunger. A hunger that could only be satisfied with winning soccer games or possible food but more winning soccer games.

Then I would hire Dick Van Dyke to be the coach because on that show Diagnosis Murder he always seems to be solving crimes even though he is a Doctor. He would probably be handy to have around.

Then after we won the cup that Yossarin guy would go down to the subway and offer guys handjobs for nickels while still trying to claim he wasn't a homosexual.

That is all.




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SlowSilver

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Thats because there was totally NO point in this post.


Official random thread of 2004.
Date Registered: 21-03-2004
Status: Youth Team
Total Posts: 335 (5.30 posts per day)

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