There's a big **** off spider in your room, do you...

[Johnny_Big]

Oh really? Then I hope the bitch starts flying to your face and lands on your shoulder for a french-kissing session.

It happened to me once (except the french-kissing, avoid jokes plzkthx)

 

[Tom]

Bring it, i'd ******* eat the bastard

 

[easyeasyeasy]

You lot are such a bunch of wimps, it's only a spider FFS... I just pick the damn thing up and chuck it outside, or flush it down the loo.

 

[King]

I'll kill one if I have to, but I prefer to spray it with chemical agents rather than get it with a shoe or kleenex.

EDIT: I have to mention though that I draw the line with the North American House Centipede, quite possibly the most disgusting bug in the history of the world, and they bite! I wouldn't even attempt to kill one with anything but a good vacuum cleaner.

Ha! I have killed so many of them! I usually squeeze them in wet tissue/toilet paper!

 

[Sir Calumn]

A friend of mine actually carries a spider in a matchbox to parties, so if it's really dull he can unleash it and pretend to run off terrified thus giving him an excellent excuse to leave and also tarnishing the hosts reputation for cleanliness. I've seen him do it, very effective. Me, I just blatently steal a couple of bottles of their best alcohol and walk out.

 

[King]

You voted for the last option! Dude, you did probably kill every bug with his sticky cum!

 

[MaestroZidane]

I hate Spiders and take every bit of joy in killing them, specially the Black widow, which I have seen quite a few around my house. They have caused me to turn into a very careful person, when it comes to searching through boxes. I once wasted 1/3 of a Raid's can killing three that were together

I'll kill one if I have to, but I prefer to spray it with chemical agents rather than get it with a shoe or kleenex.

EDIT: I have to mention though that I draw the line with the North American House Centipede, quite possibly the most disgusting bug in the history of the world, and they bite! I wouldn't even attempt to kill one with anything but a good vacuum cleaner.

The one time I saw one in the bathroom I just walk away nicely and worried, a hour later it was gone.. I still wonder what became of it..

 

[VanTheMin]

broomsticks rule....
indias full of ugly fckin cockroaches....
beat em bash em but with a broomstick and throw them out the winddow just for it to fall in the balcony of another resident living below

 

[ShiftyPowers]

EDIT: I have to mention though that I draw the line with the North American House Centipede, quite possibly the most disgusting bug in the history of the world, and they bite! I wouldn't even attempt to kill one with anything but a good vacuum cleaner.

While I would prefer to use toilet paper, darting off to the bathroom to get some would sometimes allow this bastard to escape in my house and creep into my mouth when I'm sleeping (the average person swallows something like 5 spiders every year). As a result, I have killed many of these things with my bear hands and feet and never once got bitten.

 

[Tom]

I heard the average person eats seven spiders in their lifetime Shifty.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Still too many.

 

[Jaboldinho]

But that stat doesn't tell the whole truth, as most people don't eat any spiders, but Indian people eat them on a daily basis.


















Sad but true.

 

[newbie original]

It's easy to just nail them with brute force and get it over with quick.

It takes some serious guts to lift up a big **** off spider, with your hand, and release it outside without any kind of fear. Although, after the first time, it would get easier. I think this is really an option for those with patience. If you are in the middle of something important(like rationalizing which option to select in an SG poll) you'd rather deal with it as fast as you can and get back to more important matters. If your'e staring out the window, and writing a poem(just for fun), then you have all the time in the world to be employ this option.

 

[Tom]

Easiest way to do it is to put a glass over it, slide a piece of paper over the end, put it outside.

But, i like killing them.

 

[Run DMB]

I have killed many of these things with my bear hands

I have no problem with spiders. However, centipedes seriously creep me out. They're one of those animals, like snakes and jellyfish, which should be wiped off the face of the earth. I don't care what the impact on the ecosystem is going to be.

 

[Jaboldinho]

Lol @ the pic. Tried to rep you, but couldn't.

 

[VanTheMin]

Jaboldinho BHENCH*D

 

[Johnny_Big]

I kill them, and after it's killed, I don't even grab a napkin or piece of paper to grab it (dead) and put it outside or flush it in the toilet. It's even worst than killing the whore. I just leave it there, where I killed it.

After 2 weeks, it's still there. I could surely give that to a fossil organization or something.

 

[Tom]

Bare

 

[RobbieD_PL]

In Australia it's illegal to do anything but the first one.