Things sir didier finds on the internet thread

[Alex]

Fresh milk in every store is a luxury - we have it in England and so do Canada and the States, but even in France they mostly drink that UHT bullshit and outside the developed world you dont stand a chance.

I HATE UHT. It's gross.

 

[Alex]

Aussies need some tall Fosters. I'll just assume there's vegamite in there somewhere. Also, are those aboriginals? They don't look like "real" Aussies.

We don't drink Fosters.

A carton of VB cans would probably be the most typical Australian beer. But VB stubbies, or cans/bottles in Tooheys New (NSW) or XXXX (Queensland and Northern Territory) are also popular.

We don't call 375mL bottles long necks here Shifty. We call them a stubby or stubbies. A long neck is a big 750mL bottle.

 

[yoyo913]

Ugh, I never heard of UHT before. I'm glad it's not popular in Canada.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

A longneck is a 12 ounce bottle, wikipedia even says so. It's industry standard even in Australia.

 

[jschuck12001]

And you tried to import that bullshit to Colombia, I'm glad I have a cow in my garage.

What a strange place for a cow, why not put him in the yard. I couldn't see pulling into the garage and having to watch out for my cow.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

What a strange place for a cow, why not put him in the yard. I couldn't see pulling into the garage and having to watch out for my cow.

What you need to understand is that the cow is also Sepak's mode of transportation.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Ugh, I never heard of UHT before. I'm glad it's not popular in Canada.

What could be fresher than milk which can can be stored out of the fridge for several months?

 

[Alex]

A longneck is a 12 ounce bottle, wikipedia even says so. It's industry standard even in Australia.

I can assure you that's not what we call them. 12 ounce is roughly the same as what we call a stubby. In Australia if you ask for a long neck, you get 750mL.

Not saying Australia has it right or wrong, but that is definitely how we have it

Edit: your Wikipedia article even refers to stubbies, and how they're 330-375mL (which it compares to the American long neck) and the term is really only still on common use in Australia. I'm also fairly sure that's an American industry standard. The part on Wikipedia where it says that they're referred to as "long neck stubbies" in Australia is simply wrong. I've never heard that term. We simply say stubby for small bottle, long neck for big.

Stubby holders are huge over here. They're a little cooler made to hold your bottle, keep it cold, but not freeze your hand. We don't call them long neck holders for a reason.

 

[Sepak]

What you need to understand is that the cow is also Sepak's mode of transportation.

This guy knows me.

 

[chygry]

Sepak so are you used to milking that cow yourself or how does it pan out exactly? The whole cow in a garage thing made me laugh, no offense.

I probably drink about 0.5/1l of milk everyday, it's natural in Estonia of course. When i used to live in Brussels/Luxembourg, the milk available there in the shops was just crap. Same with black bread, couldn't find it anywhere in grocery stores.

 

[Sepak]

I should stop being sarcastic, no one seems to catch it. To be honest, my grandpa does have a cow and I milk it once in a while.

 

[Back Door Skip]

I believed you.

 

[chygry]

It was too good to be true.

 

[MaestroZidane]

I still believe he has one, and its the special one with black and white spots.

 

[Sepak]

I still believe he has one, and its the special one with black and white spots.

It's actually white with black spots, and her name is Betty.

 

[Mus]

I can assure you that's not what we call them. 12 ounce is roughly the same as what we call a stubby. In Australia if you ask for a long neck, you get 750mL.

Not saying Australia has it right or wrong, but that is definitely how we have it

Edit: your Wikipedia article even refers to stubbies, and how they're 330-375mL (which it compares to the American long neck) and the term is really only still on common use in Australia. I'm also fairly sure that's an American industry standard. The part on Wikipedia where it says that they're referred to as "long neck stubbies" in Australia is simply wrong. I've never heard that term. We simply say stubby for small bottle, long neck for big.

Stubby holders are huge over here. They're a little cooler made to hold your bottle, keep it cold, but not freeze your hand. We don't call them long neck holders for a reason.

I can back all this up.

Also I didn't know about that previous ACT thing, they always have different laws anyway

 

[MaestroZidane]

It's actually white with black spots, and her name is Betty.

Never seen that kind of cow, must only be found in South America.

 

[chygry]

Not really, they are in Estonia too, best picture i could find:

 

[Sepak]

Haha this is the only pic of a black with white spots cow I found

 

[chygry]

Come on that doesn't even match your original description of a white cow with black spots, it's all backwards! You gotta take a picture of your grandfather's cow!