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UNCYCLOPEDIA football clubs

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Filipower

Bunburyist
SouthAfrica fan said:
thats like a rip off of wikipedia
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Thierry Henry

This is a French phrase, literally translating into English as "Certainly not offside old chap," or Va va voom in some dialects.
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(H)haha

Russian Mafia Spy: Hmm...Ballack?

Mourinho: Sure, whatever, what have we got to lose anyway? Money? HAHAHAHA

Russian Mafia Spy: HAHAHAHAHA good one *cash injection*
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:rofl:


uncyclopedia>life
 
L

Lean

Fan Favourite
Mourinho: I'm worried, Man United want to buy a midfielder, we cannot let that happen!

Russian Mafia Spy: But Jose, we already have 8 midfielders, I'm not sure Shaun Wright-Phillips can take much more!!

Mourinho: But this guy has a cool name. Listen... John Obi Mikel!!! Hahaha

Russian Mafia Spy: Hahaha, this amuses me! Ok, how much is he worth?

Mourinho: Around £3 million should do

Russian Mafia Spy: Ok, £21 million it is then

lol (H)
 
L

leungtl

Manager
Staff member
Soccer moves invented by Chelsea FC

Dying Swan Act (Drogba)
Power walking (instead of running)
Stop, Drop and Cry like a girl (Robben)
Fall Over when touched (Robben)
Fall Over when not touched (Drogba)
Fall Over at the sight of defenders ready to tackle (Robben, Drogba)

(H)
 
K

Klobb

Starting XI
“And thus on Arsene Wenger's death bed God said come forth my son, to which Wenger replied "We are still trying to come fifth"”

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Zlatan

Zlatan

Fan Favourite
SouthAfrica fan said:
thats like a rip off of wikipedia
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I think only one answer will suffice here:

 
J

Jaouadinho

Senior Squad
cliffhanger was that he was crying when his mum wouldn't change his bedsheets for him after a wet dream when he was thinking about Luis Figo diving and getting a player sent off for managing to convice the referee that he had actually been anally raped by an opposing player.
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LMAO :evil:
 
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