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Yossarian

Fan Favourite
I'm supporting this thread because I'm a big fan of one mister Funky--K.


hurhurhur.........cool parody site.
 

Funky--K

Starting XI
(H) damn, Yoss, I'm flattered! c'mon, ur the man who had Lord Jimi in the sig, u should be the one being praised here
 

bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
That Hurricane Katrina article is gold. (Y)

New Orleans Square, already mostly below sea level, wasn't even prepared for a swarm of killer bees, let alone Katrina descending like a plague of Scorpions to proclaim "Here I am, Rock You Like a Hurricane".
(H)
 

Hyun

Senior Squad
grim said:
(btw Yoss, are you the winner of a certain t-shirt logo design contest on a certain website? :p (i've always wanted to ask you but i kept forgetting :) ) )
I'm pretty sure other people have read Catch 22 as well.
 

The Don't

Starting XI
This is hilarious.

David Beckham:

David Beckham is also the name of a very bad and un-notable football player. He plays for Cambridge United and was recently bought by the Wales football team for $300,000,000,000,000,000 and thirty cents(the Welsh have a lot of spare cash). But he's so bad that he might soon find himself playing in the third division of the north-eastern Vietnamese jungle. Apparently he's got quite a following there (dumb commi bastards!). During his childhood he was raped many times by Sir Bobby Charlton, from then on, he had an ever growing fear of football. The fear was overcome with a good dosing of cough mixture.
 

Hendrik

Team Captain
This site is freaking brilliant. Damn.

 

Funky--K

Starting XI
Interpol are recognised as the best band in the world by eveybody, except Tom Hanks who cites Jeff Buckley and Radiohead as his musical influences. Even Joy Division's Peter Hook is quoted as saying, "I listen to Interpol every morning with a bowl of Cocoa Pops and a glass of ribena".

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haha, brilliant!!!
 


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