Wanking on foreign territory (sponsored by ChelseaFan88)

Tom

That Nice Guy
In honour of the most amazing thread (I think it was even voted that once) in all of SG history, I proudly present the 'Wanking on foreign territory (sponsored by ChelseaFan88)' sequel.

Quite simply, how do you feel about it. Yes/No/Maybe?

Note - IF you don't know what I'm talking about, then by all means educate yourself by delving into SG's history and searching for 'pooing on foreign territory'. What you'll find will truly blow you away, much like one long-lost member did to a toilet in a KFC, a long, long time ago...

Hilarious stories are encouraged
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
Anything ranging from: a neighbours house, a friends house, a random house you walked into when drunk, school, work, a friend's car... a KFC toilet.

However, the more foreign, the better.
 

Alex

sKIp_E
Staff member
Administrator
Super Moderator
When I was in Europe, travelling around, I walked into a big shopping centre in Warsaw. Out the front of a lingerie shop there, there was a model, modelling the lingerie. What's better, is every half hour or so, she'd go out the back, change what she was wearing and come back out. I soon cottoned on, so made a habit of walking past every half hour or so, for another look.

I was younger then, and soon enough, enough became enough. I was walking around with a full hard on, hidden and tucked into the elastic of my pants. So I had one more good look, even went up, and got the catalogue thing she was giving out (again) and headed to the greatest public toilet. 5 mins later, a relieved Alex reemerged to the shopping centre, ready to continue buying cheap Polish stuff.
 

Back Door Skip

Pedro
Staff member
Haven't traveled nearly enough unfortunately, but have had several of those "slow day so I wanked to pass the time" days.
 

Alex

sKIp_E
Staff member
Administrator
Super Moderator
I often used to wank in the back office at work too. Way back in the day. I was manager, and sometimes would need one during my shift, so head up.
 

O-car

Starting XI
way back in the day I wanked at my boss's place. they were out of town for the weekend, and I was in charge of bringing the money from the cash register over to their house. found a porno just lying around... rest is history.

also after hours at work once, plus a few times while i studied abroad in the U.S. of A.
 

MaestroZidane

YELLOW CARD: Untrustworthy
While in Japan, and in Mexico, for business. I was a bit stressed out and just needed to relax some before my meetings.

Also have done the same thing Alex did. When I used to work in sales, I would go to the back room, and minutes later I was ready to deal with customers.
 

Back Door Skip

Pedro
Staff member
When I was working running a barely opened store without any client base, and getting dirty pictures from the chick I was dating at the time... I had to rub one out. Then I did a few times after that, but stopped when I got a few close calls.

Other times I was new to the whole smartphone porn thing, I rubbed a few out in different places thanks to that.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
I'm generally against it, and I'm going to regret posting this immediately, but...

1) I had a job I hated, so I got in the habit of taking 30 hour "****s" where I actually just sat on the toilet and read the paper and only dumped every few days when I had to. This made it awkward when I actually did have to poop later in the day, but the attitude there was pretty relaxed. It dawned on me that I could have a wank in there too. Not the easiest thing to do in a bathroom reeking of oil and lava soap, but I managed alright.

2) I was sleeping over at my cousin's house (who is now dead incidentally) when I was about 14 or 15 probably and we were in the living room. He was in a sleeping bag on the floor, and I was in one on the couch. We rented the movie Idle Hands. Well, maybe 2/3rds of the way through that movie Kelly Monaco gets her tits out for about 30 seconds, and eventually the demon hand feels her up and she realizes it and screams and whatever. Well, when the movie ended I noticed that my cousin had fallen asleep, so I grabbed the dvd remote and rewound to the Kelly Monaco scene. Replayed it a few times, came into my hand, and then went to the sink and washed it down; not sure how I managed to get out of the sleeping bag AND pull up my pants without my right hand, but I did. Probably the one I'm most embarrassed about, but he didn't SEEM to know that it happened, and didn't say anything before dying of cancer, so whatever.
 

Back Door Skip

Pedro
Staff member
Hahaha, that reminds me. I dry humped the sleeping bag staying over at my cousin's because we watched Amercian Pie. Not sure if I was subtle or not, but neither of my cousins said anything. I got up with semi-soiled shorts and my dick hidden on the elastic band and went to the restroom to clean up. I was maybe 12? Then the next day my cousin had chicks over for a pool party. After all the perving on teenage chicks (older than me) in bikinis, I had to go to the restroom and rub one out. Ah, to be a horny preteen.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
ShiftyPowers;3183907 said:
2) I was sleeping over at my cousin's house (who is now dead incidentally) when I was about 14 or 15 probably and we were in the living room. He was in a sleeping bag on the floor, and I was in one on the couch. We rented the movie Idle Hands. Well, maybe 2/3rds of the way through that movie Kelly Monaco gets her tits out for about 30 seconds, and eventually the demon hand feels her up and she realizes it and screams and whatever. Well, when the movie ended I noticed that my cousin had fallen asleep, so I grabbed the dvd remote and rewound to the Kelly Monaco scene. Replayed it a few times, came into my hand, and then went to the sink and washed it down; not sure how I managed to get out of the sleeping bag AND pull up my pants without my right hand, but I did. Probably the one I'm most embarrassed about, but he didn't SEEM to know that it happened, and didn't say anything before dying of cancer, so whatever.


Both a sad, and brilliant story. Oh and Idle Hands, what a terrible film.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
I've got nothing. Sorry, normally I can be relied on for a ridiculous story, but on this topic I'm completely bare. I am a very conservative masturbator.
 


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