Sorry, Voltaic Borusse, for using your title, but this is REALLY weird.
Okay, at 10:30AM a couple of days ago I received an SMS from an unknown number: "What are you doing? Hug." (the SMS was in Norwegian, of course).
I answered: "I'm at a friend's house, who are you?".
She: "Oh sorry, I send to the wrong number, but I'm [her name], what's your name?"
Me: "I'm Andreas."
She: "Okay, where are you from? Age?"
Me: "I'm 20 and I just moved to Trondheim, you?"
She: "I'm from Trondheim too actually, but I'm 36"
Me: "Okay
"
She: "I'm a bit old for you then"
Me: "Yes, you are"
She: "Have you ever been with a grown up woman?"
Me: "No, should I have been?"
She: "Well, you know, women over 30 are generally more experienced, we know how to satisfy men in every way."
Me: "Haha okay"
She: "Do you wanna meet me sometime?"
Me: "Sorry, but I don't think so, you're a bit too old for me"
(I was trying to be polite:P)
She: "Well, I've had a lover for 3 years now, and he's 11 years younger than me. I'm also into leather (don't know what the English word is, but you know the black leather suits etc.), and I have big boobs."
Me: "Haha sorry, but I don't think that would work."
She: "I can send you some pictures of me if you want to?"
Me: "Haha okay"
(I gave her an old e-mail address I used)
She: "What kind of pictures do you want?"
Me: "Just send some which you think are nice."
Some hours later I got a new SMS. I hadn't received any pictures yet.
She: "What do you look like? I'm 170cm, 60kg and I've got long black hair."
Me: "I'm 181 cm, 67 kg with blonde hair."
She: "Big?"
Me: "Haha, don't know really."
She: "How long is it?"
Me: "Haven't measured"
(I really didn't want to answer this question, but decided to do it if I was to get the pictures. She could have been one hell of a MILF
)
She: "If you had been here now, I would have sucked your **** until you came in my mouth."
Now I thought, "what the f**k", and I started wondering how f**ked up this woman really was. Either that, or someone was messing with me.
I never answered the last SMS, but today (3 days later), I got 14 megabytes of pictures. And the pictures can't be put here on SoccerGaming, to put it that way... (I don't really think you'd like to see them either, to be honest
)
Okay, at 10:30AM a couple of days ago I received an SMS from an unknown number: "What are you doing? Hug." (the SMS was in Norwegian, of course).
I answered: "I'm at a friend's house, who are you?".
She: "Oh sorry, I send to the wrong number, but I'm [her name], what's your name?"
Me: "I'm Andreas."
She: "Okay, where are you from? Age?"
Me: "I'm 20 and I just moved to Trondheim, you?"
She: "I'm from Trondheim too actually, but I'm 36"
Me: "Okay
"She: "I'm a bit old for you then"
Me: "Yes, you are
"She: "Have you ever been with a grown up woman?"
Me: "No, should I have been?"
She: "Well, you know, women over 30 are generally more experienced, we know how to satisfy men in every way."
Me: "Haha okay"
She: "Do you wanna meet me sometime?"
Me: "Sorry, but I don't think so, you're a bit too old for me
"(I was trying to be polite:P)
She: "Well, I've had a lover for 3 years now, and he's 11 years younger than me. I'm also into leather (don't know what the English word is, but you know the black leather suits etc.), and I have big boobs."
Me: "Haha sorry, but I don't think that would work."
She: "I can send you some pictures of me if you want to?"
Me: "Haha okay"
(I gave her an old e-mail address I used)
She: "What kind of pictures do you want?"
Me: "Just send some which you think are nice."
Some hours later I got a new SMS. I hadn't received any pictures yet.
She: "What do you look like? I'm 170cm, 60kg and I've got long black hair."
Me: "I'm 181 cm, 67 kg with blonde hair."
She: "Big?"
Me: "Haha, don't know really."
She: "How long is it?"
Me: "Haven't measured"
(I really didn't want to answer this question, but decided to do it if I was to get the pictures. She could have been one hell of a MILF
)She: "If you had been here now, I would have sucked your **** until you came in my mouth."
Now I thought, "what the f**k", and I started wondering how f**ked up this woman really was. Either that, or someone was messing with me.
I never answered the last SMS, but today (3 days later), I got 14 megabytes of pictures. And the pictures can't be put here on SoccerGaming, to put it that way... (I don't really think you'd like to see them either, to be honest
)
