West Ham United Thread [2006-07] - Sponsored by Alan Pardew's cat, Dave

[hermolt]

NO NO NO NO NO NO.

We sell Reo Coker, we're a selling club again. Then Anton goes, then Ashton, then Yossi. The double it plus sell on fee was a throw away line - we must not sell anyone of note this season. It doesn't matter about whether or not the academy has someone to fill his boots, it's about the signal it sends out (and also the fact that Anton, Bobby and Nige are basically inseparable off the pitch, one leg of that tripod falls, I figure they all fall).

NO TO SELLING REO COKER.

 

[Zlatan]

I know how it feels. But there's nothing to do about it.

Ajax and West Ham, as young talent mass producers, will always be hunted by the big clubs.

 

[hermolt]

I want 15 mill plus a sell on for Reo, in 18 months time (if we haven't won a cup by then) kthxbye

 

[hermolt]

If this transfer actually happens, I'm setting up a velvet rope in this thread to keep all the glory hunting mongs out.

 

[Jaouadinho]

How come no one in this thread has mensioned hammers signing Tevez and Mescherano?

well i guess i just have hers the link by the way....http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx...=21&lid=3&title=Star+pair+to+sign+for+Hammers

 

[xiaoarc]

This thread is gonna be busy if the news is real.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Get ready to be deluged by posts from ManU fans crying like jilted schoolboys at their first dance when the hot girl decides to dance with someone else.

 

[modena_10]

wow. congratulations on the two big signings. i hope that tevez can adjust to the much more physical english game. once he does, he is gonna cause havoc on defences.

mascherano and reo coker in the middle is a real solid young CM duo. west ham being my favourite english team, it will be even better watching them this year.

 

[Deisler]

If this transfer actually happens, I'm setting up a velvet rope in this thread to keep all the glory hunting mongs out.

It happened alright.
Carlito a Hammer who would have actually believed? Now i predict a lot of manwho fans around? Well keep am coming , the transfers i mean.
What # is he getting?

 

[hermolt]

I hear Mascherano getting Bobby Moore's number 6 (Terry Brown actually said "Javi knew about Bobby Moore", pull the other one Tel) and Carlitos getting 21.

*CUMS*

 

[Deisler]

Bowyer & Mascherano in the midfield, boy oh boy will that be fireworks?

I am a little sad though, carlito means less time for Bobby Zamorra & Teddy.

CL anyone?

A Bayern - West Ham would be something

 

[Fallen]

Lee Bowyer? You have him?
Did he just sign or was he in your squad before?

And as far as i know, West Ham is playing in the Uefa Cup ... they were in the same group as Rapid Bucharest, but luckily they weren't drawn together

 

[Jaouadinho]

I hear Mascherano getting Bobby Moore's number 6 (Terry Brown actually said "Javi knew about Bobby Moore", pull the other one Tel) and Carlitos getting 21.

*CUMS*

Tevez is getting number 32 and Mascherano is getting 16.

Man this guy is good LOL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1DLGM0YROA

 

[Axolote]

What kind of tactic WHU use...?

4-4-2 ?

or

4-3-1-2 ?

 

[hermolt]

4-4-2

Carroll

Paintsil Gabbidon Ferdinand Konchesky

Benayoun Mascherano Reo Coker Etherington

Tevez Ashton

Is our strongest team on paper, with Collins, Mears, Spector and McCartney as defensive backup, Bowyer, Mullins and Reid for the midfield, and Harewood, Zamora, Cole and Teddy as our rotating strikers.

If Sheringham gets near a Premier League match now, I'll scream and probably scratch my eyeballs out.

 

[Yossarian]

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! I can't believe that we got these two stars, man! I've always been a big fan of West ham and all that good ****, you know?

Now let's go out there and sparkle like stars while securing ourselves a UCL spot, boys.



Woot, woot, wooooooot!

I hear Mascherano getting Bobby Moore's number 6 (Terry Brown actually said "Javi knew about Bobby Moore", pull the other one Tel) and Carlitos getting 21.

*CUMS*

Dude, you're a total fraud, man. How long have you been a Hammer, less than a week or so I take it? This is ridiculous, man.

 

[Rob]

Your club is still sh*t Yoss.

 

[Yossarian]

*Wedges knee between Rob's pudgy thighs to separate them*


There, there lad. Don't be neeeervous.......allow me to pet your 'ead.

 

[davidcfs]

*Wedges knee between Rob's pudgy thighs to separate them*


There, there lad. Don't be neeeervous.......allow me to pet your 'ead.

That was disturbing.

 

[Hendrik]

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