where is BIN LADEN?????

[Dirlewanger]

Its my belief that usama bin laden is not in afghanistan or pakistan.

Sources tell me he had extensive plastic surgery after relocating to england, started an intensive post-cave fitness regime and is now taking his UEFA A + B courses back to back and will be named, by the will of allah of course, the next manager of manchester united. Where he will prepare a 'Total' Jihad against europe more explosive than the Dresden bombings of 1945.



or maybe not.....WHERE THE F*CK IS HE GUYS????

 

[haha]

The Americans and Afgans are too lame to find him. He's probably there, or sitting in his mansion in Saudi Arabia

 

[Parra Power]

My friend said he saw a general-sorta-dude from the pentagon say-
"Osama bin Laden is either in Afganistan, in some other country or dead", and I think that he is wrong. Bin Laden is on the moon.

 

[ShearerM4]

ok

yeah everone was saying ..."he won't get to live through Xmas" .. well he did and had it pretty cosy I'm sure

I sure wouldn't like to play hide and seek with him

 

[Dirlewanger]

hey, good stuff with the 2k shearer mate

bin laden is certainly a tricky customer, the guys like Dr. NO or something:>

 

[ShearerM4]

!!!

Originally posted by Dirlewanger
hey, good stuff with the 2k shearer mate

thank you very much

 

[AberdeenFC]

god sakes min, dont u know anything.......Bin Laden is in my garage playin snooker, duh!?

 

[Dirlewanger]

actually, that doesnt suprise me gav:>

 

[ytwoaone]

Dead (Hopefully)

 

[AberdeenFC]

bin laden isnt that bad a guy, me, him, elvis, mario, jambo den, iceblu and ze penguin all got stoned in my garage and robbed a bank, it was really funny....

 

[terrorcop]

i seriously dont think the guy is dead i think he is somewhere in south asia(thailand,cambodia,etc..)he has many connections there