"Where the hell was this when I was single!?!?"

[::shinji::]

Consider this my gift to the vast majority of SG posters who desperately need to get laid...

http://www.conjugalharmony.com

 

[Ubik Valis]

http://www.conjugalharmony.com/profiles/profile16.php


*books tickets for Mississippi*




(her profile-name is slightly intimidating though)

 

[Bobby]

http://www.conjugalharmony.com/profiles/profile16.php


*books tickets for Mississippi*




(her profile-name is slightly intimidating though)

"You've never known what a freak is until you meet a woman who has thought of nothing but sex for fifteen years without getting any."

Age: 25
Charge: Rape

Yikes.

 

[::shinji::]

Gotta love MexiCali_Rose:

Convictions: Tried to kill my old man when he was sleeping but he beat me something bad.


haha, 0wned!?

 

[Bobby]

Gotta love MexiCali_Rose:

Convictions: Tried to kill my old man when he was sleeping but he beat me something bad.


haha, 0wned!?

Haha, yes, yes indeed.

 

[Joe]

Joke.

 

[Kibe Kru]

http://www.conjugalharmony.com/profiles/profile3.php

"I'd be the hottest hour a month of your life till death do us parts."
Convictions: Murder

 

[SlayerDeuS]

Stabarella is my fav.

 

[emmer]

Haha. Have you clicked for register?

 

[Stevie B]

God, you're all sick!!!

But there's something strangely attractive about some of them?

 

[Nettles]

is this real? seems like a scam to get your gf outta prison for a bit to me.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Haha if I lived in America I'd sooooooooo be up for this actually....... how amazing would it be!? Desperate prisoners who have actually killed people and havent had sex for years and years and years. I'm actually getting turned on just thinking about it.

This site doesnt look very genuine though.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Some of the FAQ is hillarious....

Conjugal Harmony seeks only to connect law abiding citizens with those inmates who are serving sentences of life without the possibility of parole or longer. In rare cases, these convicts may earn a retrial based on new evidence which could potentially lead to early release. Though uncommon, this possibility does exist. It is for this very reason we strongly encourage you to secure prenuptial annulment and/or divorce papers, so that if your beloved spouse is released, as impossible as it may seem, you'll immediately be able to rescind your marriage in order to preserve your assets and pursue a new jailbird partner.

With the many different packages available, you can choose the term of marriage that is right for you. You may wish a single partner for a life sentence, or you may prefer to upgrade to a newer, younger wife every few years.

 

[Joe]

Hence "joke." Click on Register. It's part of a humor network of websites.