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Which of these conservative pundits would you engage in sexual intercourse with?
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Dipanjan
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I am not conservative. That just about says it.
ShiftyPowers
Make America Great Again
Malkin, Ham, Banderas, Kelly.
The final three are super hot, and Malkin is hot enough to love me long time.
The final three are super hot, and Malkin is hot enough to love me long time.
Malkin has eyes just made for jizzing. In them.
As for the other 3, I think we have similar tastes in women, Shifty.
As for the other 3, I think we have similar tastes in women, Shifty.
None of them. Why? Because there is no challenge. Everyone knows that conservative men are either closet homosexuals or missionary-position men. After a bit of hammer and sickle they wouldn't leave, although in traditional left-wing fashion I guess we can just pass them around for reeducation purposes. Only reason to ride any of them would be the chance to film them burning their bras and screaming 'no bush'.
I'm pretty sure this guy is neither:rhizome17;2536752 said:
Or is there an exception to the rule for Frenchmen?
But that raises a good point: what would sex with a Marxist be like?
He: *unzips pants*
She: Hmmm... this isn't quite the Superstructure you promised.
He: Now now, from each according to his ability...
She: ...I'm afraid my need is greater than that.
He: No, wait... It's not that small! You just need to observe it from a dialectical materialist perspective!
She is French and gets her 'needs' met elsewhere. Very open in their relationships, and she can't hang around someone who looks like peewee herman all the time.... But to reply, the Marxists never promised a 'superstructure', they promised to replace it with a system of 'to each according to their NEEDS'... it is the capitalists who adhere to the ideological MIRAGE of a superstructure, leaving the vast bulk of humanity unsatisfied, dispossessed and in economic, social and PHYSICAL poverty...
Haha, Sausage Link. They had those in Canada... 
I think we should start a 2nd Poll, which conservative is likely to have sex with all of those above. Even the ones without a picture for OHS reasons!
Bill O'Reilly has pretty good starting odds on that race.
I think we should start a 2nd Poll, which conservative is likely to have sex with all of those above. Even the ones without a picture for OHS reasons!
Bill O'Reilly has pretty good starting odds on that race.
ShiftyPowers
Make America Great Again
Run DMB;2536762 said:Yes, but on the plus side, they gave us Pancakes & Sausage... on a Stick... with Chocolate Chips!
That's no good Shifty, everyone knows that a Pancake & Sausage on a stick with chocolate chips is not complete without some Aunt Jemima's Maple Syrup.
