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who could you play for?

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Yossarian

Guest
I was actually called up for international duty not too long ago by the kickass sovereign state of Texas to battle on the pitch against the United States. I was restricted to 45mins of action and made the most of it by scoring twice, having one of my teammates (Benny) simulate oral sex on me after the second goal infront of the American dugout (led to a yellow) and then taking those noisy long sticks that you see at a lot of American sporting events from some punk kid and clobbering him over the head with it (led to my second yellow)

anyway, we came out victors 4-2
 
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claupastore

Fan Favourite
Originally posted by Yossarian
I was actually called up for international duty not too long ago by the kickass sovereign state of Texas to battle on the pitch against the United States. I was restricted to 45mins of action and made the most of it by scoring twice, having one of my teammates (Benny) simulate oral sex on me after the second goal infront of the American dugout (led to a yellow) and then taking those noisy long sticks that you see at a lot of American sporting events from some punk kid and clobbering him over the head with it (led to my second yellow)

anyway, we came out victors 4-2
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BS :)
 
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Bobby

The Legend
Originally posted by Yossarian
I was actually called up for international duty not too long ago by the kickass sovereign state of Texas to battle on the pitch against the United States. I was restricted to 45mins of action and made the most of it by scoring twice, having one of my teammates (Benny) simulate oral sex on me after the second goal infront of the American dugout (led to a yellow) and then taking those noisy long sticks that you see at a lot of American sporting events from some punk kid and clobbering him over the head with it (led to my second yellow)

anyway, we came out victors 4-2
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you are one sick bastard, you know that?

first the Henry masturbation thing, now this. :(
 
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manutd4eva

Fan Favourite
Originally posted by Yossarian
I was actually called up for international duty not too long ago by the kickass sovereign state of Texas to battle on the pitch against the United States. I was restricted to 45mins of action and made the most of it by scoring twice, having one of my teammates (Benny) simulate oral sex on me after the second goal infront of the American dugout (led to a yellow) and then taking those noisy long sticks that you see at a lot of American sporting events from some punk kid and clobbering him over the head with it (led to my second yellow)

anyway, we came out victors 4-2
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:|

You need a girl in your life.:( :kader:
 
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SB9Dragon

Fan Favourite
If I could qualify according to any of my cultural backrounds then I'd qualify for:
USA
Haiti
Cuba
Canada
France

Out of that list I would definately opt for France (H)
 
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Sanel

Senior Squad
well, lets see here...

i was born in Velika Kladusa, Bosnia.
my dad was born in Velika Kladusa, Bosnia.
my mom was born in Velika Kladusa, Bosnia.
my dads dad was born in Velika Kladusa, Bosnia.
my dads mom was born in Velika Kladusa, Bosnia.
my moms dad was born in Velika Kladusa, Bosnia.
my moms mom was born in Velika Kladusa, Bosnia.

hmmm very interesting indeed.

yea i think im eligible to play for Cameroon. :hump:
 
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don vag

Club Supporter
hey SB9Dragon, Are you of Haitian descant, man? That's cool!

I guess I would qualify for France, Ireland, Germany and Haiti. I would play for HAITI tough because I am a haitian citizen.:D ;) :)
 
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Rochester Rhino

Manager
I can play for USA but I think someone should travel to Montserrat and play for their national team, it wouldn't be hard since they are the worst ranked team in the world.
 
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Mikey

Guest
Originally posted by claupastore
Venezuela :D
Italy:D

EDIT: oh and also Spain, but screw them :crazyboy:
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where do you live?

never seen a venezuelan-italian before. thats lethal.
 
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UltrasViola

Reserve Team
i could only play for ROMANIA and Moldova (Basarabia)

but with the skills i got i would only be able to play for Bangladesh (H)
 
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Mikey

Guest
Originally posted by SB9Dragon
If I could qualify according to any of my cultural backrounds then I'd qualify for:
USA
Haiti
Cuba
Canada
France

Out of that list I would definately opt for France (H)
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I was always under impression you were italian, cause of inter. Im curious why you support them?
 
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