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Who here can't play soccer?

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garlei

Senior Squad
I don't have the greatest first touch. I can't juggle as much.

I have a pretty hard shot though and most of the time my shooting is accurate. I'm known for blasting the ball and it goes where I want it to.

my next strength is my long passes. I can boot the ball pretty well to my teammates. my range and accuracy is pretty good. That's why I usually play defensive midfield despite my smaller build.

I like to think I'm Becks or Stevie Gerrard when I loft the ball. haha
 
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claupastore

Fan Favourite
juggling i can do about 50 but that not important at all in football. thats just entertainment :)
in real football im good, nothing great but good enought to make it to the first 11 in all the teams that i've played (school, university, city league, state league, and a small "italian" league that we have in the italian club)
im good at running in the left or right side, skip the opponent and lob the ball the the center of the area for the attackers to score, or just making passes and stuff like that.
i also have good definition when facing the keeper, but i hate playing attacker cuz 80% of the match im just talking to the other defender or going to my half to get some balls, so i prefer to make the plays for the other attackers.

i was gonna go to italy when i was 15 to play with some regional team in the north, but 3 months before that i suffered a knee injury, and since then i've suffered 2 more, and my performance isnt the same now.
but at least i can play good if its just for fun:D
damn thats sad now that i think about it :(
 
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just goose

Club Supporter
i just like running around the field........but i just defend...thats my thing:crazyboy: .

knee inuries suck...is it from soccer? 6 out of every 5 soccer ;players always have knee problems
 
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claupastore

Fan Favourite
my therapist said that i prolly got mine because i played so much indoor football that my meniscus (sp?) was gettin weaker and weaker. and then playing on the grass, my foot got stuck on the ground, i turned and my meniscus teared. it hurt like hell and i couldnt play for 5 months after surgery
 
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FF7

Senior Squad
that must reallyyyyyy hurt mate
ouch
last mouth i inflamated (sp) my meniscus and a ligament and it hur a lot
 
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KoreaJjang

Senior Squad
I can play but I can't juggle properly only about 20...
Some people said I play like Cristiano Ronaldo........
Because I dive alot...(:/)
 
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Bobby

The Legend
I'm not much with tricks. I can keep it up around 15 times when i care.

Most of the time when someone tries a trick around me i hack there legs out from under them to avoid being Danny Mills'd.
 
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Shiryu

Senior Squad
i completely suck at juggling.:( some people may consider you bad, just because you can't juggle. i have met such people, sadly some of them are football trainers.

good thing i can pass with both feet. i'm a natural lefty, but since my brothers all play with the right foot, they always pressured me into playing witht the right foot aswell. so now i can play with both.:D
great skill for a mid forward.
my shooting is pretty good, i can put the ball inside the goal 80 percent of the time from mid range.
yet, i only play once a week, studies take to much time.:(


if you're wondering why i didn't post any capital letters, is because my keyboard ain't working right. no, i'm not wacky or eccentric..... ;)
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Originally posted by 3m1n3m
My feet are too big to juggle with a ball (shoe size 46 in EU mesure). I'm tall and physically strong, so I'm no technicist. I just have to stop them :crazyboy: (centre-back).
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That is NO excuse. My shoe size is 13 in the American measurement and as you can see by this chart, that's bigger than yours. My high is like 96; you can imagine how pissed I was when it fell 4 short of 100. It was actually starting to get boring at 60.

I'm also big and strong...6'1'' 180 pounds, but I'm still pretty good on the ball. I have a good first touch, but what really seperates me is that I see the entire field at all times. I know where everyone is, where everyone should be, and the smartest pass to make at any instant. I haven't played seriously in 2 years now, but at the end of my senior year in high school I was a starter on a damn good team and was one of the first 5 penalty takers (woo!!)
 
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Jimbob

Starting XI
Why do people seem to think Juggling a football makes you good at football? A frigging monkey could do it.:kader:
 
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ogsimon

Starting XI
i know some very good jugglers, but when it comes to matches they flop, juggling is a sideshow.

by the way my record is 764, but that was a few years back, i couldm probably do just over 500 hundred now, with my knee injury
 
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hermolt

Starting XI
I'm pish at keepy uppies. I'm also John Hartson when it comes to playing - ie, I'm alright as a striker, but I'm a fat bastard.
 
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