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Bobby

The Legend
Do a bulimic girl or an "I'm fat and love it!" girl? Note that I didn't say naturally skinny, because angles beat curves every-*******-day.

Personally I'd go for the bulimic.
 
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Jambo Den

Fan Favourite
 
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Run DMB

MVP
Oh, I know the answer to this one, I've heard it before. Here's what you do:

You kill the fat girl.
You feed her to the bulimic girl.
Then you have sex with the bulimic girl.

...wait, was this not supposed to be a brain teaser?
 
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Johnny_Big

Starting XI
Run DMB;2443372 said:
Oh, I know the answer to this one, I've heard it before. Here's what you do:

You kill the fat girl.
You feed her to the bulimic girl.
Then you have sex with the bulimic girl.

...wait, was this not supposed to be a brain teaser?
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I'm totally going to write that down, best theory ever.

EDIT: I would go for the bulimic. You don't spend 10 minutes looking for the rack.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Haha, I was just about to say both at the same time.

Honestly, neither of those negatives would bother me that much, I'd probably take either. The fat bitch would surely do a lot of nasty **** and I'm willing to bet the bulimic whore wouldnt be worrying about gagging when doing the dirty.

EDIT: PS Bobby what was that amazing porn we watched a while back with the girl throwing up? The Bulemic girl would be prime target if we ever wanted to re-enact that glorious moment.

EDIT 2: How the **** do you spell bullemic?
 
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Bobby

The Legend
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2443427 said:
Haha, I was just about to say both at the same time.

Honestly, neither of those negatives would bother me that much, I'd probably take either. The fat bitch would surely do a lot of nasty **** and I'm willing to bet the bulimic whore wouldnt be worrying about gagging when doing the dirty.

EDIT: PS Bobby what was that amazing porn we watched a while back with the girl throwing up? The Bulemic girl would be prime target if we ever wanted to re-enact that glorious moment.

EDIT 2: How the **** do you spell bullemic?
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It was Lacey Duvalle or something it was called Ghetto Gaggers or something racist like that. It was on the Freeones board, of course.
 
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Bobby

The Legend
RobbieD_PL;2443497 said:
Wait, so you guys watch porn together? :|
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Porn is different to us than to you. You see, we're psychopaths. We think porn is hilarious.

What we do is if we find some ****ed up **** we'll send it to each other so the other ones can laugh at it too. Like sharing a good joke.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Bobby;2443561 said:
Porn is different to us than to you. You see, we're psychopaths. We think porn is hilarious.

What we do is if we find some ****ed up **** we'll send it to each other so the other ones can laugh at it too. Like sharing a good joke.
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Whilst on this topic, I have just discovered an absolutely amazing new type of porn called "Cow Gut Porn". The way it works is that two people are fucking with a live cow dangling above, then half way through they split the cow open and all the guts and entrails fall out over the lovers, who writhe about in it and use bits as sex toys. Honestly it is absolutely awesome.

I cant post any links here but let me know if any of you guys want to see.

There is also a toned down version where they just empty buckets of cow guts over the people having sex if you dont like the idea of seeing a live cow get slaughtered.
 
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