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Wow...

Hans

How big is YOUR penis?
Just browsing around Wiki and found this :
http://www.churchofsatan.com/home.html

And then inside I found this :
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1967

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Wow, I mean some of them sounds logical, but sometimes you can't help but thinking those dogma are funny as hell too (H)
 
Hans said:
9. Do not harm little children.
F**k that! I'll harm little children if I want to.
Hans;2265543 said:
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
These guys call themselves f**king Satanists? They sound like Unitarians.
 
Hans;2265543 said:
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
What if you're being bothered by a little child?
Hans;2265543 said:
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Again, does this not apply to children?

Satanism is lame.
 
S

Sir Calumn

Guest
Sounds a lot more civil and tolerant than most branches of Christianity :(
 

Hans

How big is YOUR penis?
Man, you should try the other sections too. I mean they got these practicing magic ****s and all, oh my (H)!!!!
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2265549 said:
Sounds a lot more civil and tolerant than most branches of Christianity :(

Funny, but so true.

Mind you, the pagans had some wacky ideas.
 

INFESTA

Official
Hans made a thread with 'Wow...' in the title. Anyone else came here expecting to read about penis' sizes?

Actually this was pretty interesting, thanks.
 
INFESTA;2265682 said:
Hans made a thread with 'Wow...' in the title. Anyone else came here expecting to read about penis' sizes?

Yeah, I was expecting "Wow... I just masturbated!" or something..
 
INFESTA;2265682 said:
Hans made a thread with 'Wow...' in the title. Anyone else came here expecting to read about penis' sizes?
Yeah, I was expecting something like that. But I guess hostile and intolerant Christians such as myself are too quick to judge sometimes.
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Run DMB;2265697 said:
Yeah, I was expecting something like that. But I guess hostile and intolerant Christians such as myself are too quick to judge sometimes.

And add to that you being a Bulgarian.





















You must be the scum of the earth. (H)
 


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