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Your girlfriends mom...

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$teauA

Superstar
How do you get along with her? Just wondering because something strange is happening to me right now.

My girlfriend is in Europe on a school trip so I havent talked to her in a bit (calling her tomorrow finally found out the hotel phone numbers). So anyway I just finished having about a 1 hour conversation with ther mom and it was fantastic :rockman: :bouncy: I mean it easily beats about 50% of the conversations I've had with my girl (except for a select few (H)) but I don't know this may not sound weird to some of you or it may but to me it does it's like I'm having a conversation with my girlfriend except she's 30 years older.

This should be fun, discuss.
 
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Mutt

Yahoo Pool King
my gfs mum is awesome, shes in a 3 piece acoustic band, she used to be a caterer, so all the meals that she makes are to the most perfect quality, she drinks a bottle of wine a day. its great.
 
J

Joe Star

Starting XI
My ex's mom hated me coz i was big, scary-looking & had a goatee(which i kept just to piss her off). Needless to say we werent exactly best of friends & i wasnt really welcome at her place :p
 
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Rochester Rhino

Manager
My gf's mom loves me like a son already. She is the nicest and friendliest person in the world as long as you are on her good side, but if you are on her bad side, say away from her. I just got back from a festival adn there was a band playing the whole time, and she made me dance with her for one song.
 
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IceBlu

Guest
My girl's mom is great :) (Y) ! Its her dad I have a problem with but its not too bad.

About her mom, she calls me up sometimes and asks me to do random chores if I have the time... pick up groceries, return movies to blockbuster, get some take out... stuff like that.

She called me on my birthday and got me a shirt which was nice. I've also been out for dinner with her since she needed company till her husband got back ... we watched a movie after dinner and I dropped her home and left.

Shes open about sex and knows I've been doing her daughter but doesn't mind. Overall shes cool but gets a tad bit nosey sometimes.

Couldn't ask for more though... if only her dad was half as co-operative :p
 
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Brondbyfan

Senior Squad
My gf's mom is actually an Anglican priest. She likes me and is nice and everything. Her dad is cool too, taught me how to play cricket. My gf gets along great with my mom.
 
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ngyc

Fan Favourite
my gf's mom is such a good cook. i'm just love the food she cook. learn a lot of great recipe from her :)
 
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Dan the monkey

Guest
Ma g\fs parents both used to be gypos so i don't really get along with them, specially the dad even pined me up against a wall the first time i met him :|
 
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::shinji::

Min
both my GF's parents are pretty nice, but booooooorrrrrrriiinnngggggggg as hell. They're both pretty quiet and don't make conversation, so spending 2 mins alone with them feels like 2 hours. I always gotta do a lot of the whole "sooooo, nice weather we're having..." type talk.....and this after knowing them for like 7 years
 
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INFESTA

Official
My relationship with my mum's girlfriend is simple: I want to shag her. I'd also love to have sex with her sister and her best girl friend.
Now that I think of it, always found my past gf's mothers sexy as hell. Still do, in fact. (:/)

But I got no complaints from my gf's parents. Her mom is always nice, treats me well and is an awesome cook! To give you an idea, they went on holidays for a week and offered me their house keys (they live by the sea)!
 
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$teauA

Superstar
::shinji:: said:
both my GF's parents are pretty nice, but booooooorrrrrrriiinnngggggggg as hell. They're both pretty quiet and don't make conversation, so spending 2 mins alone with them feels like 2 hours. I always gotta do a lot of the whole "sooooo, nice weather we're having..." type talk.....and this after knowing them for like 7 years
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Oh man that must suck I hate those silences especially when you're in the company of people that you should be able to talk to easily.


@ INFESTA: they told me the pin number to open their garage so whenever they are gone to the beach or something I go there to feed their dog every once in a while and I also eat their food, it's a great gig :D(Y)
 
Ebonix

Ebonix

YELLOW CARD - Sarcasm
I get on great with my gf's parents. Her mum always takes the piss out of me and vice versa (H)

She even said that she has to buy extra food when I come up because I eat so much :D

I always get treated well when I'm at their house and they spend at least £15 on my birthday each year.
 
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Callum

Guest
my girlfriends step-mom is 29 and hot as hell :D Shes cool and we get along, a lot of jokes and stuff and she also makes me food whenever im over which is good. Shes crazy though, both her parents very protective sometimes, and the mom was a little crazy when she was a teenager (i heard stories) so I guess thats why shes a little protective or whatever, plus since shes young she knows all the tricks and what not. But its all good.
 
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$teauA

Superstar
Speaking about protective the only problem that I have with my gf's mom is that she has this thing that if her girl is home alone and I go over I'm gonna knock her up and to be honest I would so she tells her all the time not to let me in the house if she's alone at home and I have a problem with that but wtf the bench in the backyard works fine :jap:.

Anybody else have this kind of issue?
 
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