Your team's chants

[Guillaume]

Marseille:

Aux Armes, aux Armes
Aux Armes, aux Armes
Nous sommes les marseillais
Nous sommes les marseillais
Et nous allons gagner
Et nous allons gagner
Allez l'OM, allez l'OM
Allez l'OM, allez l'OM
hohohohohhohohohohohhoho


Oh Parisien, on va niquer ta mère !
Oh Parisien, on va tous vous tuer !
Allez, allez, Marseillais !
On va tous vous tuer, allez allez Marseillais
On va tous vous tuer allez...

Allez l'OM, allez Marseillais
Hissez-haut les drapeaux
Tous unis sous les mêmes couleurs
les virages chantent avec ferveur.

Quand le virage se met à chanter,
C'est tout le stade qui va s'enflammer.
Il faut chanter, il faut chanter,
Et notre équipe va gagner,
Allez, allez,
Allez, allez l'OM allez ...

HO...HO...HO...HO
Partout résonnera,
la devise des ULTRAS,
un mythe, une foi, un combat,
HO...HO...HO...HO
nous serons toujours là,
à donner de la voix,
notre coeur battra toujours pour toi.

Nous nous sommes les marseillais !
Vous vous etes des enculé !
Nous n'aurons pas de pitier !
Car nous allons vous tuer !
Lorsque l'OM marquera !
Notres stade explosera !
Du virage va s'elevé !
la chanson des marseillais !

Didier Drogba ahahahaha
Didier Drogba ahahahahaha
Didier Drogbaaaaa

 

[Elber2k3]

Originally posted by Elder
hahahaha. and everyone wonders why the germans have such a bad reputation...

It wasn't a Nazisong, it just sounded like one, that's why I changed it a little bit


Btw. Is it true that there is party called NSDAP in the US?

 

[shokz]

ROFL @ the Osama chant.

 

[AberdeenFC]

oh ide rather shag a sheep than mrs mols,
oh ide rather shag a sheep than mrs mols,
oh ide rather shag a sheep,
rather shag a sheep,
rather shag a sheep than mrs mols! (8)

 

[-William-]

Originally posted by #1 interista
nope i'm italian, but for one year i'm livin' in Vitoria-Gasteiz (Álava), Spain.

the hometown of Deportivo Alavés..

cool

I'm Spanish and living in Florence, and btw what do people say about Sevilla in Vitoria?

Cause we hate em

QUE ASCO
QUE ASCO
EL JUEGO DE LOS VASCOS!

 

[Chelives]

Originally posted by SlowSilver
Fulham can't even get into the Champions league, so shut the **** up.

Dude, Calm down.....its a f*cking song, get over it.


Couple of season back, Gillingham came up in their caravans. They started singing 'now one likes us we don;t care' to which we replied 'No one knows you, we don't care!!''

They never sung again!

 

[#1 interista]

Originally posted by -William-
cool

I'm Spanish and living in Florence, and btw what do people say about Sevilla in Vitoria?

Cause we hate em

QUE ASCO
QUE ASCO
EL JUEGO DE LOS VASCOS!

In Gasteiz i'ven't heard anything about Sevilla They're speaking about Catalans, Madrileños, Gallegos but Andaluces nope
But in Bilbo and Donosti they're chanting like (españoles, .ijos de puta) or in Euskera, that i don't understand anything about it

But everybody says this;

Euskadi Euskadi Txapeldunak !

 

[EugeneF]

Can smoeone post the Milan or Juve army march and translation?

 

[joni84]

Esta es la nro uno!
la que te sigue a todas partes!
siempre con sus estandartes!
y un grito de corazon!
Racing campeon, Racing campeon!
en el este y el oeste, en el norte y en el sur!
brilla la blanca y celeste la academia racing club!
y la acade y la acade!!!!

from Racing Club de Avellaneda

 

[shokz]

Get your tits out, get your tits out,

Get your tits out for the lads!

GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS...

:Carlos*o: :Carlos*o: :Carlos*o:

 

[hermolt]

Originally posted by Etherington
I´m forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high,
Nearly reach the sky
And like my dreams,
They fade and die...
Fortunes always hiding,
Ive looked everywhere,
I´m forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air...

United...United

That's right - none of this bastardised pikey ****e.

Everywhere we go, (Everywhere we go)
People want to know, (People want to know)
Who the hell we are, (Who the hell we are)
We are the West Ham (We are the West Ham)
Wooo (Wooooo)
Wo (Wo)
West Ham United (West Ham United)
You're invited (You're invited)
To Upton Park (To Upton Park)
To have a row, (To have a row)
Millwall (Millwall)
We hate Millwall, We hate Millwall, We hate Millwall, We hate Millwall, We hate Millwall, We hate Millwall.....we are the Millwall HATERS!!!
(we hate Millwall, we hate Millwall......)

I'll sing you a song,
A West Ham United song.
We’ve beaten the Villa,
We’ve beaten West Brom,
Boring swans and Everton,
But most of all, we’ve beat the Arsenal
We’d like to sing,.
Trevor Brooking is the king.
He dummys, He jinks,
He shakes his arse,
He beats the full-back and plays the pass,
Crossy runs in, and does the goalie in.

Chimm-Chimminy
Chimm-Chimminy
Chim,Chim,Cheroo
We are the b*stards in Claret and Blue.

I'm Dreaming of a Frank, Lampard.
Just like the one at Elland Road,
When the ball came over,
And Frank fell over,
And scored the f*cking winning goal.

Up Your Arse
Up Your Arse
Stick yer blue flag up your arse
From Stamford Bridge
To Upton Park
Stick yer blue flag up your arse.

Knees up mother Brown
Knees up mother Brown
Under the table you must go,
ee - aye, ee-aye, ee-aye-oo
If I actch you laughing,
I'll saw your legs right off.
Knees up, Knees up - don't get a breeze up.
Knees up mother Brown.

Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
And they all fu*k each other
A millwall family.

You put your right arm up,
the linesmans flag is down,
Paolo sticks it in & the scum are 1 nil down,
they're out the cup,
cos their goalie just fcuked up
and thats what its all about.
OOOOOHHHHH Fabien Barthez
OOOOOHHHHH Fabien Barthez.

 

[Pontiakos]

Here are some new ones that were sung during the European Cup
WARNING THESE ARE ALL LUDE!!!!
DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET OFFENDED






ZAGORAKI EEEEEEEEE
BGALTHN EKSO OOOOOOOOO
NA THN DOYNE EEEEEEE
KAI NA POYNE OOOOOOO

Zagorakis EEEEEEEEEE
take it out OOOOOOOOO(implying his member)
so they see it EEEEEEEE
and they saaay OOOOOOO


_______________________

DEN BALATE MIALO
DEN BALATE MIALO
POYTSA STHN PREMIERA
KAI STON TELIKO

You didn't get any smarter
You didn't get any smarter
d*ck in the premier match
and in the final
_______________________

BARIA BARIA H POYTSA TOY TSOLIA (repeat)

Heavy Heavy the d*ck of the Tsolia(traditional greek soldier)
________________________

MILAN BAROS MILAN BAAAAROS
EXETE STO KOLO ENA BAAAAROS
(repeat the entire thing)

Milan Baros Milan Baaaaros
You have a heavy weight in you *ss(implying the Greek f*cked him)

_________________________

POYTSA PALI POYTSA PALI OE....OE (repeat)

d*ck again d*ck again OE OE......

implying that the oponent has been f*cked by the national team again

______________

just a hunch but I don't think any of these will make it in to FIFA 2005......oh but I forgot EA left out the Greek national team so it doesn't make any difference anyway (j/k)

 

[Pontiakos]

and a Panathinaikos chant


KALH XRONIA KALH XRONIA
KAI YPATITIDA STON PEIRAIA

Happy New Year Happy New Year and Hepatitis in Peiraus(Olympiakos city)



it rhymes better in Greek and is on the beat of a common New Year's carol...

 

[Stotty]

Gonna build a bonfire
put scousers on the top
put city in the middle
and burn the f*cking lot

Take me home
United road
to a place
i belong
to old trafford
to see united
take me home....

Who put the ball in the arsenal net?
Who put the ball in the arsenal net?
Who put the ball in the arsenal net?
Half of f*cking europe

(yellow sub)

City going down
and they're coming straight back up
coming straight back up
coming straight back up
City going down
and they're coming straight back up
coming straight back up
coming straight back up
Theyre going down
theyre going up
going down
going upgoing down
going up
.......

Are you watching merseyside?
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching merseyside?


Are you city in disguise?
Are you city
Are you city
Are you city in disguise?


Its just like watching city.
Its just like watching city.
CITY!
Its just like watching city.
Its just like watching city.

Game against rangers

Preimier league, yer having a laff
Nationwide, yer avin a laff
Unibond, yer avin a laff
Sunday league, yer avin a laff
subuteo, yer avin a laff

Follow follow follow
Cos united are going to glasgow
there'll be thousands of reds
and they'll be piss of their heads
because UNITED ARE GOING TO GLASGOW

Stand up, for the champions, stand up, for the champions........


Just a litte taster

 

[TheBizkit03]

St Johnstone

Oh when the saints
Go marching in
Oh when the saints go marching in
I want to be in that number
Oh when the saints go marching in

Stand up if you hate dundee

You rake in the buckets for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think its a treat
In your (wherever the team are from, usually paisley works best) slums
In your paisley slums

If ya hate the tayside polis clap your hands

Saintee till i did
Oh saintee till i die
I know i am, im sure i am
A saintee till i die

 

[Jannes]

Little Chants:
Auf Wiedersehn,Auf Wiedersehn.(Ciao)
Dortmuuuuund.
Ole hier kommt der BVB ( Ole here comes the BV.

Im Jahre 1909,
da wurd' ein Stern gebor'n
und man sah sofort an seinem Schein,
er kann nur aus Dortmund sein.

Dieser Stern, er heißt Borussia
und er leuchtet in Schwarz - Gelb
als schönster Stern von allen dort
am großen Himmelszelt.

Und seh' ich hinauf zum Firmament,
auf den Stern, den jeder kennt,
spür' ich seinen Glanz, dann sag' ich mir,
er ist auch ein Stück von dir.
Leuchte auf, mein Stern Borussia,
leuchte auf, zeig mir den Weg,
ganz egal, wohin er uns auch führt,
ich werd' immer bei dir sein.

Leuchte auf, mein Stern Borussia,
leuchte auf, zeig mir den Weg,
ganz egal, wohin er uns auch führt,
ich werd' immer bei dir sein.

 

[Shindig]

George Ridley's immortal classic...

I went to Blaydon races
Twas on the 9th of June
Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two
On a summer's afternoon
I took the bus from Balmbras
And she was heavy laden
Away we went along Collingwood Street
To see the race at Blaydon

Chorus:
Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin
Passing the folks along the road
And all of them were starin'
All the lads and lasses there
They all had smilin' faces
Gannin along the Scotswood Road
To see the Blaydon races

We flew past Armstrong's factory
And up by the Robin Adair
But gannin ower the Railway Bridge
The bus wheel flew off there
The lasses lost their crinolenes
And veils that hide their faces
I got two black eyes and a broken nose
In gannin to Blaydon races

Chorus

Now when we got the wheel back on
Away we went again
But them that had their noses broke
They went back ower hyem
Some went to the dispensary
And some to Doctor Gibbs
And some to the infirmary
To mend their broken ribs

Chorus

We flew across the Chain Bridge
Reet into Blaydon Toon
The barman he was calling then
They called him Carlos*ie Broon
I saw him talking to some chaps
And them he was persuadin'
To gan and see Geordie Ridley's show
At the Mechanics' Hall in Blaydon

Chorus

Now when we got to Paradise
There were bonny games begun
There were four and twenty on the bus
And how we danced and sung
They called on me to sing a song
So I sang 'em 'Paddy Fagan'
I danced a jig and I swung me twig
The day I went to Blaydon

Chorus

The rain it poured down all the day
And made the ground quite muddy
Coffee Johnny had a white hat on
The old wife stole a cuddy
There were spice stalls and monkey shows
And old wives selling ciders
And the chap on the ha'penny roundabout
Saying 'Any more lads for riders?

Chorus

 

[Rochester Rhino]

Originally posted by Stotty

Follow follow follow
Cos united are going to glasgow
there'll be thousands of reds
and they'll be piss of their heads
because UNITED ARE GOING TO GLASGOW

We had a very similar one when we played Charleston who are set to Play Chicago in the Open Cup:

Follow follow follow
Cos you'll never beat Chicago
If you're wearing black and red
Then we'll piss upon your head
Cos you'll never beat Chicago

 

[numer20]

My team Víkingur got one very funny chant, it's just one line repeated over and over again as most Icelandic chants are:

"Dómarann á Ölver!"

It means: The referee belongs at the next sportsbar. Maybe not that funny in English but at a game in the Landsbankadeildin it always creates many laughes...

 

[cheesegrater]

REAL POKANAMY!