2008 NBA Playoffs Thread

[$teauA]

LoL @ the Wiz trying to take Lebron out. he's not human, so good luck with that.

How about Damon Jones mockin' that stupid "you can't see me" thing that Stevenson does


edit: the smiley is gone??? this isn't alright

 

[rony31]

looks like no smilies are working right now. they'll be back.

I feel bad for T-Mac and the Rockets, if they had Yao and Rafer they could've at least made a series out of the Jazz. Jazz probably still would've won, but you get my drift

 

[Jacky]

well.. I'll copy&paste my predictions from the other thread..

EAST
First Round:
1 - Celtics
8 - Hawks
Celtics 4-0

4 - Cavaliers
5 - Wizards
Wizards 4-3

3 - Magic
6 - Raptors
Raptors 4-3

2 - Pistons
7 - 76ers
Pistons 4-0 (dammit this one is already wrong after the 1st game)


WEST
First Round:
1 - Lakers
8 - Nuggets
Lakers 4-1

4 - Jazz
5 - Rockets
Jazz 4-0

3 - Spurs
6 - Suns
Suns 4-1

2 - Hornets
7 - Mavericks
Mavericks 4-2

 

[twigsanberries]

i feel bad for tmac. another year of experts claiming that it's TMac's fault his teams never get out of the first round. KG was in the same boat too until spree and sam came along. I don't think Tmac can be blamed. Basketball is a team game. you can be the best player in the leauge, and without help you're nothing. (see kobe bryant 2004-present)

 

[Hopeunited]

OOPS sorry Alex didn't see that you already made a thread about this. I never scrolled down that low!

The Rockets are being so predictable yet again.

PS: just saw the Haywood flagrant on LBJ. What a dirty motherf*cker!

 

[Jacky]

Wow.... CP3 is destroying the Mavs....

And that 1st quarter by the raps was a little on the edge again... thank god it's only a 2pt game now...

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Hahahahah, Dwight Howard's gonna put up another 20/20 tonight.

 

[SlayerDeuS]

I'm laughing my ass off at Cuban right now.

 

[Jacky]

no one player on the raps can match up against dwight... he's the new shaq

 

[Rocky]

I'm laughing my ass off at Cuban right now.

I'm laughing harder.

 

[Jacky]

omg... tie game one minute+ to go
delfino to the line...

jose's big game experience is showing tonight!!

edit:

 

[rony31]

Bosh is the softest ******* player in the NBA. any other player in the world would try to drive that, either draw the foul or dish it out. work on that **** Chris Sh*tBox Bosh, you ******* PUNANI

 

[Hopeunited]

Damn, man. They CANNOT forget about 'Pono! 'Pono is key to this serious, he is the f*cking lifesaver.

PS: wow I'm really surprised by the Hornets. I didn't think they are for real and predicted Mavs in 6, but now that's looking a bit far-fetched... but we shall see.

 

[SlayerDeuS]

yeh top seeds are dominating so far

dur dur durr

i like KG, but this pic is hilarious

 

[twigsanberries]

**** the spurs. **** flopibily, **** duncan, **** tony parker.

also,

**** diaw. 6'9" posting up finley, cant finish. post up TONY PARKER. can't finish. get the **** out of the NBA you soft french ******* bastard. you probably take it up the ******* ass before you go to sleep every night.

**** amare. most fragile ego in the nba. put a ******* body on him and he disappears. ANYBODY who has played playground basketball should look at the second half played by amare and diaw and ******* cringe. you should be cutting your veins and offering your firstborn children just so they could grow some balls.

**** mike d'antoni. you know the spurs can play defense. though they wouldn't make adjustments? you're a ******* moron. it's not the team's fault. everybody knows suns can't play defense. props to shaq, he's older than the Koran and at least he tried. guess what mike? you cant play same ******* plays and offense after halftime. there's a reason they're the world champs. **** you. i hope you step on a banana peel and slip, and something very sharp enters your asshole. that's how i felt watching the second half. its called TRANSITION DEFENSE. tony parker cannot shoot as well as he can drive. no, diaw cannot guard him, hes slow and he's ******* french. yes, ginobily is good. didn't get the memo?

eat **** spurs. the second half has killed my love for basketball. what the **** was d'antoni doing when popovich was drawing up plays?

assistant coach: "Mike, he's isolating tony parker and he's ******* dancing around nash/bell/whatever phoenix sun was pretending to play defense. We should at least try to switch to a zone to give him a different look."

mike: "Shut up, shut up!! rock of love 2 season finale is on!"


so they're down by 17, and they go to a zone. guess what happens? defensive stops. however, parker has already gotten 30, and amare has forgotten how to shoot free throws. diaw is wondering whether he's going to take it up the ass or in the mouth, and steve nash is wondering what the hell happened. meanwhile, i'm curled up in a little ball rocking back and forth, while my girlfriend is fingering my asshole. that's right, this game left me so ******* numb i didn't feel her finger to inside. thank you spurs. thank you suns. i'm officially ******* gay from watching this ******* debacle of a game. if i ever see amare in real life, i will kick him in his ******* ankle. then i will run. however, he will probably catch up to me. he's black. i'm white.

 

[SlayerDeuS]

Parker vs. CP3 in the 2nd round is going to be a ******* classic!!

 

[Jacky]

ah spurs...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxwd58mzBMM

 

[$teauA]

**** the spurs. **** flopibily, **** duncan, **** tony parker.

also,

**** diaw. 6'9" posting up finley, cant finish. post up TONY PARKER. can't finish. get the **** out of the NBA you soft french ******* bastard. you probably take it up the ******* ass before you go to sleep every night.

**** amare. most fragile ego in the nba. put a ******* body on him and he disappears. ANYBODY who has played playground basketball should look at the second half played by amare and diaw and ******* cringe. you should be cutting your veins and offering your firstborn children just so they could grow some balls.

**** mike d'antoni. you know the spurs can play defense. though they wouldn't make adjustments? you're a ******* moron. it's not the team's fault. everybody knows suns can't play defense. props to shaq, he's older than the Koran and at least he tried. guess what mike? you cant play same ******* plays and offense after halftime. there's a reason they're the world champs. **** you. i hope you step on a banana peel and slip, and something very sharp enters your asshole. that's how i felt watching the second half. its called TRANSITION DEFENSE. tony parker cannot shoot as well as he can drive. no, diaw cannot guard him, hes slow and he's ******* french. yes, ginobily is good. didn't get the memo?

eat **** spurs. the second half has killed my love for basketball. what the **** was d'antoni doing when popovich was drawing up plays?

assistant coach: "Mike, he's isolating tony parker and he's ******* dancing around nash/bell/whatever phoenix sun was pretending to play defense. We should at least try to switch to a zone to give him a different look."

mike: "Shut up, shut up!! rock of love 2 season finale is on!"


so they're down by 17, and they go to a zone. guess what happens? defensive stops. however, parker has already gotten 30, and amare has forgotten how to shoot free throws. diaw is wondering whether he's going to take it up the ass or in the mouth, and steve nash is wondering what the hell happened. meanwhile, i'm curled up in a little ball rocking back and forth, while my girlfriend is fingering my asshole. that's right, this game left me so ******* numb i didn't feel her finger to inside. thank you spurs. thank you suns. i'm officially ******* gay from watching this ******* debacle of a game. if i ever see amare in real life, i will kick him in his ******* ankle. then i will run. however, he will probably catch up to me. he's black. i'm white.

Awesome rant, I salute you sir.

 

[rony31]

**** the spurs. **** flopibily, **** duncan, **** tony parker.

also,

**** diaw. 6'9" posting up finley, cant finish. post up TONY PARKER. can't finish. get the **** out of the NBA you soft french ******* bastard. you probably take it up the ******* ass before you go to sleep every night.

**** amare. most fragile ego in the nba. put a ******* body on him and he disappears. ANYBODY who has played playground basketball should look at the second half played by amare and diaw and ******* cringe. you should be cutting your veins and offering your firstborn children just so they could grow some balls.

**** mike d'antoni. you know the spurs can play defense. though they wouldn't make adjustments? you're a ******* moron. it's not the team's fault. everybody knows suns can't play defense. props to shaq, he's older than the Koran and at least he tried. guess what mike? you cant play same ******* plays and offense after halftime. there's a reason they're the world champs. **** you. i hope you step on a banana peel and slip, and something very sharp enters your asshole. that's how i felt watching the second half. its called TRANSITION DEFENSE. tony parker cannot shoot as well as he can drive. no, diaw cannot guard him, hes slow and he's ******* french. yes, ginobily is good. didn't get the memo?

eat **** spurs. the second half has killed my love for basketball. what the **** was d'antoni doing when popovich was drawing up plays?

assistant coach: "Mike, he's isolating tony parker and he's ******* dancing around nash/bell/whatever phoenix sun was pretending to play defense. We should at least try to switch to a zone to give him a different look."

mike: "Shut up, shut up!! rock of love 2 season finale is on!"


so they're down by 17, and they go to a zone. guess what happens? defensive stops. however, parker has already gotten 30, and amare has forgotten how to shoot free throws. diaw is wondering whether he's going to take it up the ass or in the mouth, and steve nash is wondering what the hell happened. meanwhile, i'm curled up in a little ball rocking back and forth, while my girlfriend is fingering my asshole. that's right, this game left me so ******* numb i didn't feel her finger to inside. thank you spurs. thank you suns. i'm officially ******* gay from watching this ******* debacle of a game. if i ever see amare in real life, i will kick him in his ******* ankle. then i will run. however, he will probably catch up to me. he's black. i'm white.

hahaha amazing.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

**** the spurs. **** flopibily, **** duncan, **** tony parker.

also,

**** diaw. 6'9" posting up finley, cant finish. post up TONY PARKER. can't finish. get the **** out of the NBA you soft french ******* bastard. you probably take it up the ******* ass before you go to sleep every night.

**** amare. most fragile ego in the nba. put a ******* body on him and he disappears. ANYBODY who has played playground basketball should look at the second half played by amare and diaw and ******* cringe. you should be cutting your veins and offering your firstborn children just so they could grow some balls.

**** mike d'antoni. you know the spurs can play defense. though they wouldn't make adjustments? you're a ******* moron. it's not the team's fault. everybody knows suns can't play defense. props to shaq, he's older than the Koran and at least he tried. guess what mike? you cant play same ******* plays and offense after halftime. there's a reason they're the world champs. **** you. i hope you step on a banana peel and slip, and something very sharp enters your asshole. that's how i felt watching the second half. its called TRANSITION DEFENSE. tony parker cannot shoot as well as he can drive. no, diaw cannot guard him, hes slow and he's ******* french. yes, ginobily is good. didn't get the memo?

eat **** spurs. the second half has killed my love for basketball. what the **** was d'antoni doing when popovich was drawing up plays?

assistant coach: "Mike, he's isolating tony parker and he's ******* dancing around nash/bell/whatever phoenix sun was pretending to play defense. We should at least try to switch to a zone to give him a different look."

mike: "Shut up, shut up!! rock of love 2 season finale is on!"


so they're down by 17, and they go to a zone. guess what happens? defensive stops. however, parker has already gotten 30, and amare has forgotten how to shoot free throws. diaw is wondering whether he's going to take it up the ass or in the mouth, and steve nash is wondering what the hell happened. meanwhile, i'm curled up in a little ball rocking back and forth, while my girlfriend is fingering my asshole. that's right, this game left me so ******* numb i didn't feel her finger to inside. thank you spurs. thank you suns. i'm officially ******* gay from watching this ******* debacle of a game. if i ever see amare in real life, i will kick him in his ******* ankle. then i will run. however, he will probably catch up to me. he's black. i'm white.

Hahahaha, well I guess we know where you're from.

It's really strange that Shaq has been the best player on the Suns in this series. And yeah, I don't know what D'Antoni does on the bench. Did you see Nash with the whiteboard in the second half during a timeout? What the hell is Nash doing drawing up plays, isn't that what the coach is for?

Oh, and don't worry, as long as there's a woman on the end of that finger (or dildo), it doesn't make you gay. Just a little weird.

I have something against the Suns, so I'm loving this series. Duncan's shot at the end of OT in Game 1 was absolutely legendary, and CP3 and Dwight are announcing themselves as Top 5 players in the league along with Bron, Duncan, and Kobe.