Me and a couple of mates were playing soccer and one of them had just been to hooters. Hes a twat so of course he used the lamest pick up lines on this 40 year old botoxed up lady. But if hes in to that whatever. But that day i heard the best pick up line yet. Hey do you want to play house? you can be the door and ill slam your A$$ all night long. Feel free to add but dont bash me for my grammer.