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Britney: I Still Would and So Would You
- Thread starter Jambo Den
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Only got herself to blame.
It looks like some bile dripped down the sides of her mouth and was wiped off by the paramedics. Some of it might still be resting on her tongue. She looks utterly repulsive. Ah well, slap on some makeup and lipgloss.....and sure I would, without hesitation.
Jambo Den said:
It looks like some bile dripped down the sides of her mouth and was wiped off by the paramedics. Some of it might still be resting on her tongue. She looks utterly repulsive. Ah well, slap on some makeup and lipgloss.....and sure I would, without hesitation.
MaestroZidane
YELLOW CARD: Untrustworthy
Before I Would, I'd probably hesitate a bit because of how pathetic she's become. Then after feeling bad for her, I would cheer her up by doing her every which way.. 
)Filipower;2464211 said:
Haha, yeah and also when you .....................realize that you are going to be brought up by Kevin Federline.
Losing your kids to someone who recorded PopoZao must surely feel embarassing, at least. Still, I surely would.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.
In Portuguese it means “bring your ass”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty–
want to know where I go when I’m your city?
Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
because a cat is coming straight out of the "NO",
ready to rock those shows all the way to Rio.
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor.
Up, down, all around:
work that **** to the funky sound.
Going to see where I’m going, oh?
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.
In Portuguese it means “bring your ass”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty–
want to know where I go when I’m your city?
Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
because a cat is coming straight out of the "NO",
ready to rock those shows all the way to Rio.
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor.
Up, down, all around:
work that **** to the funky sound.
Going to see where I’m going, oh?
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
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time to rant:
Don't give Britney credit where it isn't due
Though Billboard says her album is the best of the year, Britney Spears isn't in the class of artists who funnel their despair into their art, and shouldn't be applauded as such.
December 31, 2007 11:15 AM | Printable version
If you're an avid trawler of album reviews, you'll know that virtually every publication that covered Britney Spears' current album, Blackout - including the Guardian - deemed it a minor masterpiece; the Observer even included it among its 50 best records of the year, commenting: "An album for which few had high hopes, Blackout was conclusive proof that some of the best music comes from artists on the brink of mental collapse."
Having just discovered that Billboard magazine's readers have voted it their top album of 2007, I can't let 2008 start without addressing this collective delusion. Britney's name may be on the album cover, but credit for what the Guardian called "a torrent of ferociously distorted synthesizers, electronically treated vocals, snapping drum samples and bovver-booted glam rock beats" is due producers Bloodshy and Avant and Danja.
Britney had nothing to do with it, nor with the "futuristic, thrilling" ambience that had critic after critic dribbling superlatives. Despite having cowritten two tracks, her involvement was minimal. Britney's job was to come in and sing; Danja and company did the rest. Even the eyebrow-raising "It's Britney, bitch," which opened the single Gimme More, was reportedly suggested by a producer.
Why did so many reviewers give credit where it wasn't due? They must have been romanticising like mad - they'd have to have done, to be able to see in the lumpen Britney a parallel with the tragic heroines whose creativity really was at its most fruitful during periods of anguish.
Spears is not a musician, or even a "singer," as such - she's an entertainer who, like the Spice Girls, hasn't been beaten with the talent stick, but has powered through by a combination of sweat, determination and timeliness. She's not of the class of artists who funnel their despair into their art, and shouldn't be applauded as such.
Oh, and what about the uniformly tepid notices that greeted Kylie's new album, X? Guilty of the same assumption that Kylie was the one conjuring up the tunes. She's a savvy pop kitten, as these things go, and has seven cowriting credits on X, but she paid collaborators to make X sound the way it does. Richly, one review slates her "diffident, robotic delivery" - this was the same reviewer who lavished praise on the equally zombieish Spears. Go figure. But Kylie has an OBE to cheer herself up. A bit of misplaced criticism won't hurt her.
Don't give Britney credit where it isn't due
Though Billboard says her album is the best of the year, Britney Spears isn't in the class of artists who funnel their despair into their art, and shouldn't be applauded as such.
December 31, 2007 11:15 AM | Printable version
If you're an avid trawler of album reviews, you'll know that virtually every publication that covered Britney Spears' current album, Blackout - including the Guardian - deemed it a minor masterpiece; the Observer even included it among its 50 best records of the year, commenting: "An album for which few had high hopes, Blackout was conclusive proof that some of the best music comes from artists on the brink of mental collapse."
Having just discovered that Billboard magazine's readers have voted it their top album of 2007, I can't let 2008 start without addressing this collective delusion. Britney's name may be on the album cover, but credit for what the Guardian called "a torrent of ferociously distorted synthesizers, electronically treated vocals, snapping drum samples and bovver-booted glam rock beats" is due producers Bloodshy and Avant and Danja.
Britney had nothing to do with it, nor with the "futuristic, thrilling" ambience that had critic after critic dribbling superlatives. Despite having cowritten two tracks, her involvement was minimal. Britney's job was to come in and sing; Danja and company did the rest. Even the eyebrow-raising "It's Britney, bitch," which opened the single Gimme More, was reportedly suggested by a producer.
Why did so many reviewers give credit where it wasn't due? They must have been romanticising like mad - they'd have to have done, to be able to see in the lumpen Britney a parallel with the tragic heroines whose creativity really was at its most fruitful during periods of anguish.
Spears is not a musician, or even a "singer," as such - she's an entertainer who, like the Spice Girls, hasn't been beaten with the talent stick, but has powered through by a combination of sweat, determination and timeliness. She's not of the class of artists who funnel their despair into their art, and shouldn't be applauded as such.
Oh, and what about the uniformly tepid notices that greeted Kylie's new album, X? Guilty of the same assumption that Kylie was the one conjuring up the tunes. She's a savvy pop kitten, as these things go, and has seven cowriting credits on X, but she paid collaborators to make X sound the way it does. Richly, one review slates her "diffident, robotic delivery" - this was the same reviewer who lavished praise on the equally zombieish Spears. Go figure. But Kylie has an OBE to cheer herself up. A bit of misplaced criticism won't hurt her.
ShiftyPowers
Make America Great Again
Kibe Kru;2464234 said:
Conan O'Brien used to have James Lipton recite Popozao in poem form on his show when the song came out. It was awesome.
EDIT: Here it is, http://www.starterupsteve.com/video/lipton-reads-popozow.html
I'd do Brit from behind, but there's no way I'd **** her missionary while staring longingly into her eyes.
S
Sir Calumn
Guest
I would. Hell, there's a good chance she'd marry you and you could cash in.
I'd still rather screw her sister though.
I'd still rather screw her sister though.
ShiftyPowers
Make America Great Again
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2464457 said:
Absolutely. I mean, no way! She's underage and that would be wrong!