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Britney: I Still Would and So Would You

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Total Trailer Trash. You might catch something nasty! As for the money pov, better to shack up with Paris Hilton, she's so stupid it's actually cute.
 
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kramer11;2464607 said:
Total Trailer Trash. You might catch something nasty! As for the money pov, better to shack up with Paris Hilton, she's so stupid it's actually cute.
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Paris' grandfather Conrad Hilton just announced he was giving away something like 98% of his fortune to charity.
 
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kramer11;2464607 said:
...Paris Hilton, she's so stupid it's actually cute.
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Oh it's more than just cute. It can also be very sexy.:amika: Britney seems like she would put on her little school girl outfit but refuse to go further without grossing you out with some of the most ugly facial expressions, and childish excuses you could imagine(her cat is hungry and she has to feed it), thereby killing the mood. After repeated attempts, she would go for broke and try to let you down as hard as possible…her mediocre vocabulary being the major obstacle to her success. You would then realize her game and begin to offer complements at warp speed. Her lack of comprehension, of the true mean, would force her to give in and she would find you hard to resist, allowing for you in for a quick appetizer before she calls up security.

Paris on the other hand would do her personal best every time, thereby forcing the fellers at the Elias Sports Bureau to frequently update the record books. She’d even call you up the next morning, just to see how you were doing.:shades: Maybe offer to come over for a dog date. You’d have to spoil her the next night at dinner but, on the night after, you’d be able to convince her to put on a record setting performance, breaking all records dating back 94 years, without requiring any extra-time. Injury time, however, would be a different issue….there may be some of that on both sides of the ball. You’d then develop a strong desire to be fixated in her dreams, to display property ownership. However, she’d begin to resist, getting very hostile and begin to thrash. Kinda erotic…real creepy, yet sexy at the same time.:amika: You throw in a joke or two and she’d begin to laugh, perhaps smile a bit and get partially back into the mood, making the Cleveland Steamer that much better! To entice her, you’d tell her of this arousal; you’d also tell her how much you like it when they laugh. She’d really be hooked and reach into her chester drawers for a Cuban cigar. But, when all is said and done, and the final whistle has been blown, in addition to cigars(and whistles), she’d also smoke a fair bit of pole that night. You’d never have had a girl give a Rusty Trombone like that. More bang for yer buck! Less meat but also less preparation time, that’s an entire meal HASSLE FREE!

Note: The Elias Sports Bureau was founded in 1913.
 
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