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Chris Rock is a piece of ****

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rony31

Team Captain
sittin here watchin TV, turn to the comedy network and notice that Chris Rock's "Never Scared" stand up show is on... I'm thinking ey maybe it's something new and actually funny









NOPE. as soon as he comes on stage, it's the same old "MOTHA ****IN ****, DAT BITCH IS A ****IN MOTHA ****IN BITCH, NIGGA. **** **** ASS BITCH, **** NIGGA ASS ****!"



most overrated stand up comedian ever. he stands up there for an hour and cusses while all his whole black audience cracks up. get a ****in clue already
 
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champdave

SG Sheffield Authority
Vagegast said:
You just need to develop an appreciation of randomness.
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The KING of comedic randomness = Ross Noble. One of the funniest people I've ever seen, saw him Live in London.

Don't like Chris Rock myself.
 
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Andreas

Senior Squad
I haven't seen so much of Chris Rock, but the one's who has seen Michael Moore's "Bowling for Columbine" has probably seen the bits taken from the Chris Rock stand up show where he's talking about bullets and how much they should cost. That was really funny, so I decided to buy the "Never Scared" DVD. But I didn't find that funny at all, actually, nothing like I thought it would be.

Eddie Murphy = the king of stand up.

Quote from Eddie Murphy Raw:
"White people can't dance. I'm not being racist it's true. Just like when white people say black people have big lips, it's not racist it's true. Black people have big lips, white people can't dance. Some brothers will be in the club and white people are like, "What are those niggers doing in here?" They watchin' y'all dance. And thy're like, "Look at these crazy mutha****as." Y'all be stepping on people's feet and hitting one another."
 
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INFESTA

Official
I didn't find that quote funny at all, Andreas. :eek:

I like Jim Gaffigan, although I've only seen him on Conan.
 
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Virgo

Guest
Chris Rock is actually quite funny compared to the crap that comes on Leno and Leno himself. Just too bad to be true.

Still I reckon Rock gets kind of boring, because he always talks about the same sh*t.
 
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INFESTA

Official
No, but I don't think I'd find that quote funnier if I'd heard it on Raw. But yeah, I was just talking about that quote and not the show or EM.
 
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romero

Reserve Team
Chris Rock sucks just like his movies.

recently saw him on the bet comedy awards on tv and he comes up and starts swearing out of nowhere and puts on his voice as he's out of breath. seems like he got nervous and had nothin to say.

i dont like him but i want to see his new show, the one when hes a kid.
 
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Andreas

Senior Squad
INFESTA said:
No, but I don't think I'd find that quote funnier if I'd heard it on Raw. But yeah, I was just talking about that quote and not the show or EM.
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Why, did you find it discriminating or something? Doesn't really matter, though, I found every single thing Eddie Murphy said on Raw and Delirious hysterically funny.

Especially the Michael Carlos*son and Mr. T impressions are hilarious :Carlos*o:
 
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