My Favourite quote from chatterbox...
Lazlo man, I was listening to that English WIMP who you were talking to earlier, I mean, do these guys realise how WUSSY they sound? I mean, they have the nerve to call crackers, BISCUITS, and they say 'ALI-MIN-I-UM' instead of 'ALOOM-MI-NUM', I mean, wassup with that?
They all think they sound so smart, with their little funny accents, I mean, I got something for em', SPEAK ENGLISH YOU LIMEY MORONS!
Well y'know, I think they were speaking English before we were. The people over here were speaking shishoni and cheroke.
Man, cherokee, shmerokee. A-And another thing, wassup with them calling soccer football? Man, you ever watched soccer? Man, that's a boring game man. I'll tell you what soccer is, soccer's for little girls, man.
Football, now THAT'S an American sport. It teaches you good wholesome American values, like stealing other people's land by force, and wearin' tight pants while you do it!
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about being a MAN Lazlo. Somethin' you wouldn't know anything about. I'll tell you, I bet you played wimpy stuff like touch football, and basketball.
(In girly voice) Look, i'm running around the court bouncing a ball and i'm 7'3!
I'm tellin' you man, I only play man sports, like football, and Hopskotch.
HOPSKOTCH?! But that's a girl's game!
Man, that ain't a girl's game, man, not RUGBY hopskotch. Man, get me in a scrum and i'm dangerous. I'll take anybody down!
I'm the hopskotch MASTER! I got fly skillz at hopskotch, y'know what i'm sayin?
Man, that took me a long time to write...
Lazlo man, I was listening to that English WIMP who you were talking to earlier, I mean, do these guys realise how WUSSY they sound? I mean, they have the nerve to call crackers, BISCUITS, and they say 'ALI-MIN-I-UM' instead of 'ALOOM-MI-NUM', I mean, wassup with that?
They all think they sound so smart, with their little funny accents, I mean, I got something for em', SPEAK ENGLISH YOU LIMEY MORONS!
Well y'know, I think they were speaking English before we were. The people over here were speaking shishoni and cheroke.
Man, cherokee, shmerokee. A-And another thing, wassup with them calling soccer football? Man, you ever watched soccer? Man, that's a boring game man. I'll tell you what soccer is, soccer's for little girls, man.
Football, now THAT'S an American sport. It teaches you good wholesome American values, like stealing other people's land by force, and wearin' tight pants while you do it!
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about being a MAN Lazlo. Somethin' you wouldn't know anything about. I'll tell you, I bet you played wimpy stuff like touch football, and basketball.
(In girly voice) Look, i'm running around the court bouncing a ball and i'm 7'3!
I'm tellin' you man, I only play man sports, like football, and Hopskotch.
HOPSKOTCH?! But that's a girl's game!
Man, that ain't a girl's game, man, not RUGBY hopskotch. Man, get me in a scrum and i'm dangerous. I'll take anybody down!
I'm the hopskotch MASTER! I got fly skillz at hopskotch, y'know what i'm sayin?
Man, that took me a long time to write...
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